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soda, we ain't drinking soda,
we drinkin' beer."
1 let Pitstop out on the
highway and he immediately
got another ride. "Where you
headed, man," the guy asked
Pitstop. "To see a three eyed
cow," he returned and got in
the car. I knew where they
were headed.
Life, as you can see is
irrelevant and so are this
weeks pick.
ELON at GUILFORD
It's hard to use words to
describe this game. Elon is
tough, everyone knows that.
They also have the manpower.
But what they lack is the
desire of the Quakers. The
campus will shake tomorrow
night after Guilford upsets
Elon 10-7.
NORTH CAROLINA at
MARYLAND
The Terps have been a flop
so far this year and UNC looks
better every outing. While
Marylands opponents have
been tougher, the Heels still
have a boom-boom team. Lets
call in 35-28 UNC in another
tight one.
CAROLINA at GEORGIA
Those poor Gamecock fans.
And USC is only beginning to
suffer as the Bulldogs bite
their 'Cocks hard 30-7.
MARS HILL at GEORGE
TOWN
Speaking of flops, how
about Mars Hill. True,
Georgetown is no power, but
watch them walk over MHC.
13-0.
LENOIR RHYNE at P.C.
Lenoir Rhyne is starting to
roll this year, but so is P.C.
The Blue Hose always play
well at home and it should be
the difference as they nip LR
14-10.
STATE at SYRACUSE
This one is so easy. The
Orange better hope State's
team tractor breaksdown be
fore Moo U. breaks them 36-3.
VIRGINIA at DUKE
These two perineal losers
square off in what should be
called the Toliet Bowl. Still
someone must win so I'll call it
Duke flushing UVA 14-10.
NEWBERRY at CATAWBA
Catawba has been knocking
people is unusual positions
and Newberry will be no
exception. Newberry will see
dingleberries as Catawba runs
to a 28-7 win.
WILLIAM and MARY at
FURMAN
While still in the same
conference, Furman is out of
its league. W and M will slap
Furman 38-14 and I wish all
the games were this easy.
Pitstop makes yet another
pitstop
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Guilford has scored 9 goals
this year while allowing seven.
It is still too early in the year
for these statistics to mean
anything, but they still are
interesting. David Scott is
leading the team in scoring
with 3 goals and 2 assists,
Richard Shimaka has 3 goals
and 1 assist, Dennis Salsberg,
2 goals and 1 assist and Bucky
Boykin has 1 goal.
Guilford is on its way to
another successful season,
and this afternoon at 4, they
will continue when they host
Central Wesleyan.
TOTAL OFFENSE
Ru. Pa. YPG
Watson 5 200 66.6
Whitley 186 0 62.0
Kenan 128 13
Barnes 31 0 10.3
Oates 29 0 9-6
Foley 25 2 9.0
Taylor 25 0 8.3
James 3 0 1-0
Team *>3l 215 215"TT
PASS RECEIVING
C YD YPG
Paphities 6 79 26.3
Groves 2 30 15-0
Newell. 3 1 13-6
Whitley 2 25 8.3
Swainey 1 18 8.0
Schoon'r 1 14 4.6
Oates 1 13 **-3
1 5 215 71.6
PASSING
A C Yds YPG
Watson 35 13 200 66.6
Kenan 2 1 13 3
Foley 5 1 2 0.6
Paphit's 1 0 0 0.0
Lindsey 1 0 0 0.0
Team kk 15 215 71.6
SCORING
TP FG IXP 2P TP
Whitley 3 0 0 0 18
Foley 0 2 7 0 13
Newell 10 0 0 6
Ribet 10 0 0 6
Paphit's 10 0 0 6
Smith 10 0 0 6
Kalin 0 0 0 12
Team 7 2 7 1 57
Rebuttal:
C.D.L.'s editorial in the
Guilfordian last year was a
wonderful and fairly typical
exercise in bourgeouis radica
lism. Dissatisfaction with the
college's health service is an
element of college life
abounding in places as
well-known as Harvard and as
obscure as Ferrum College.
While it is true that
students may not be receiving
the same caliber of treatment
that they would had they gone
to a doctor with a private
practice, it is also true that
they are not forking out a S2O
visit, even though they may be
given the same prescription or
the same advice. It is up to the
individual student to decide
whether or not to report to the
Infirmary, or to a local
physician; no one is forcing
the hands or wallets of
students. However, there are
several important factors that
1 believe a student should
consider where the infirmary
staff is involved before making
a decision.
This article has been written
to re-acquaint students with
their health services, as well
as to alert them to the
differences between passed
on prejudices and reality.
Certainly C.D.L.'s pro
phecy, "...the health care
system at Guilford will be
radically altered...," has been
realized. From a staff of four
nurses and Dr. Johnson's
regular visits, the Infirmary
staff has been reduced to two
nurses, a live-in student aide
for night emergencies, and
Dr. Brewer. In addition, the
Infirmary will be open from 8
a.m. Monday until Friday at 4;
and from 7 to 9 p.m.
Mon.-Thurs. after which time
students must provide their
own transportation to Greens
boro College in case of illness.
IRVING
Tracy Schwarz, formerly of
the New Lost City Ramblers
and the Strange Creek
Singers, along with his wife
Eloise will be holding a
workshop in American rural
folk music this Saturday
afternoon at 2:00 P.M. at
Irving, the coffeehouse in the
basement of Bryan Hall.
RUSHING
C Yds YPG
Whitley 45 186 62.0
Kenan 43 128 42.3
Barnes 6 31 10.3
Oates 8 29 9.6
Foley 11 25 8.3
Taylor 4 25 8.3
James 3 1 1.0
Team 117 431 143.6
From The Infirmary
Sadly, the majority of the
students will take out their
frustrations and complaints on
the Infirmary staff, who are
not responsible for this recent
shift in policy. Mrs. Edith
Hester, head nurse at the
Infirmary, hopes that students
will try to keep this fact in
mind. Harassment of the
already-pressured staff is
unking in lieu of all the work
the staff has been trying to do
for the welfare of Guilfor
dians.
White many of the changes
are not for the better, Mrs.
Hester has managed to
arrange for a lab to be set up
in the Infirmary which will
enable students to have blood
tests, urinalysis, and several
other types of testing done
right on campus, and at a
much lower cost to students.
Mrs. Hester says that lab fees
will be approximately one
fourth of what one would
expect to pay through a
private clinic or hospital, plus
the results will be ready the
next day after testing. This is
a big difference from getting
the standard "call me back in
4 or 5 days for the results"
routine.
The students who are
familiar with Mrs. Hester and
Mrs. Hunter are aware of their
concern for students. Both are
dedicated, sincere, and warm
women who care more about
the students than whether
they are working in the
"ideal" nursing situation.
Their concerns about the
health service are not unlike
many of ours. Rather than
take out anger against them,
the students must decide
DISCOUNT
WINE
There is a place to get fine wines
and beer for lets.
Chris' Curb Market
(On Battleground Awe. directly across \
from Owftkirt DonvA-+ , nir Cont Blvd. /
Don't pay mort in a finev at ore when
the money you uve will buy mote or
be-tter wines.
Students with ID s get an
additional |Q % off the already
low wine prices.
Ask about our ice cold kegs of beer
very reasonable prices and no waiting
for it to get cold . We have all your
other party needs of course.
OPEN until 12 Friday and Saturday
September 27, 1974
amongst themselves what
they deem adequate health
services, and then fight for it.
We are the ones who must pay
for,, and use, the Infirmary.
Two or three people cannot
do it alone. If you ever find
yourself getting a blood test,
whether for a pregnancy or
mono, ask yourself if you
could handle the job. Maybe
the Infirmary is "the same old
product", but if you don't care
for the bright new package it's
got now, try designing one for
it by yourself.
Civic Ballet
Auditions
Auditions for the Greens
boro Civic Ballet will be held
on Saturday, September 28, at
Friendly Center Auditorium.
The Civic Ballet includes an
Apprenticeship Group of
dancers ages 11-15 who will
audition from 1:00 until 3:00
p.m. and a Performing Group
of dancers ages 15 and older
who will audition from 3:00
until 5:00 p.m.
For further information on
the Greensboro Civic Ballet,
contact the United Arts
Council, 274-2436.
Golf Team
Interested in playing on the
Golf team this year? If so,
contact Coach Buzz Dunning
in the Athletic Office or call
292-5511, ext. 58. There is a
I possibility of several fall
matches.