page six Four times one equals fun By Ruthanna Haines Four one-acts were presented by the Revelers, and acted and directed by the acting and directing classes on Wednesday and Thursday nights, April 18 and 19. The River, by James Elward, directed by Deepika Vazirini, opens in a quiet bar with a rather depressed birthday cele bration for Yvonne (Gretchen Porkert). With her is Terry (Barbara Dworkin), who is try ing desperately to lift her friend from her 30-year-old blues. The arrival and subsequent emotio nal discussion of two parting lovers cheers Yvonne immeasu rably, as she realizes the main positive aspect of passing the magic age of 29. She sees that she is beyond the sham of love. She no longer has to worry about getting hurt by a dying love affair, as does the Cirl (Felicia Ashton). The Man (Charles Helsabeck) is a rather detached individual who doesn't involve himself overly in the whole situation; besides, he can go home to his wife. The Waiter (Jeff Smith) listens to the conversations with interest, and comments upon them with facial expression only. Please - No Flowers, directed by Jeff McCann, was an interes ting play. Set in a funeral parlour, we see two 'spirits' rise and walk around, discussing the pros and cons of life and death. In the beginning, Lena (Rachel McCaw) and Esther (Liz Allen) fefel glad they are dead, leaving behind the drudgery and prob lems that life held. After seeing her boss and his wife (Ed Swain and Corky Williams), Esther is still glad. But the Young Man (Brian Beard) comes to say his final good-bye with flowers and tears, and Esther finds that he wanted to marry her. Death becomes a black prospect, and she regrets having jumped off the bridge to her death so early in her life Lena, too, changes So UHftT m J^T S0 cnrrtA*? VJCLL l VJM S .. 09- IHANOE fIfWTTWf u to-* 1 uiinrooKEif LumS, ' * w 5Lt. TMJMMSxtsmiT m (J : i 1 I Of-MOMCUITH COAPS. I FEET DOcjM jD AMI/\ALS OfcfljAyje ITS TlflF \tI\fiiDE OITCHOIWIUCr THISTIfUfW W* _ % markoff - I Sit rv-y f>vr6 going +o J Kop€-■ •• y* saz"5 az " OU -H ~ v \,tx>o6j j. ioee.lL- f),7 rH —ojj y V ©j her mind when she has visitors. Two lady friends (Arliss Ave lone and Donna Hamilton) come to pay their respects and she is all the more glad that she is dead. But when her niece, Sandy (Betsy Linthicum), comes with the news that relatives are fighting over the money which Lena left to her, Lena regrets having let go of life so soon. The caretaker (Jesus Ce ron) comes and ushers the visitors out at closing time, and Lena and Esther return to quiet rest in their caskets, rying to reconcile themselves to death. In their final words, hysterial laughter is heard. "Life is a joke, and so is death," it seems to say. Neither woman can see the humor, and neither can the audience. Night, by Sholem Asch, di rected by Major McKinney, is a one-act about the 'dogs' who have been driven to the streets and are challenged by a thief (Dave Bradley) to worship the 'Holy Mother' (Sheri Clanon), and folow her to deliverance. The 'dogs' are social outcasts; a drunkard (Jeff Smith), a prosti tute (Emily Figuly), a fool (Jesus Ceron), a beggar (Gre gory Green), and a boy who is supposedly possessed by the devil (Jeff McCann). The voice of the drunkard's wife (Barb Dworkin) hails him in after the 'dogs' realize the thief has played a joke on them. There is a social comment to be heard thorughout the play. There is no hope for outcasts. They play their games and continue their wayward lives with no lasting hope for release. To the Chicage Abyss, by Ray Bradbury, directed by Heidi Hirschmann, portrays an old man (Shaun Jones) who is left with memories after the bomb ing devastation of his country, (n this futuristic portrayal, he tries to awaken the memories of the pre-bombing world in an old woman fMarcia Suskin) and a Guilford ian young man (David Bradley), and in a stranger and his wife (David Frank and Jan Earl). He meets anger, fear, and frustra tion, and finally, help in esca ping the Special Police (Virginia Beury), who want him for the illegality of remembering the past. Headed for the Chicago Abyss on the train, he tries not to speak his memories aloud to avoid trouble. The Boy (Ricky Prouty) who sits beside him evokes his desire to impart memories to the younger gene rations so that they can rebuild the past pleasures of coffee and candybars. The play ends with "Once upon a time. .. " Throughout the play, the narra tor (Major McKinney) con structs the missing characters and scenery. On Sunday afternoon, April 22, Edward Albee's The Zoo Story was directed and acted by David A.P. Brown and Tom Abrams. Peter (Abrams), who has a wife, two daughters, a cat, and two parakeets, is ap proached in Central Park by a poor man named Jerry (Brown) who talks incessantly about how he views life through his shoddy living situation and the dog who belongs to his landlady. He keeps Peter listening, tellling him things that rile him enough to fight and kill him. After a scuffle over the ownership of the parkbench they have sat New interns announced Bob White, Director of Hous ing and Security, has recently announced the selection of in terns for the 1979-80 school year. They are: R.J. Blincoe- Milner 3rd south, Kirk McDon ald-Milner 3rd North, Lou Prentiss-Milner Ist North, Mark Keavney-Bryan 2nd, Ke vin Morley-Milner Ist South, Bradley Forrest-Milner 2nd South, Steve Lowe-English, ■?l^[^7 J V ' Felicia Ashton and Charles Helsabeck discuss a dying love affair in "The River." , on, Jerry is stabbed rather m M M accidentally. He thanks Peter for sticking around, and tells BDBSO| 1 I R him to run home before he gets RRRKH 8j n § caught. We find out that Jerry RKKKH ■ I| has baited Peter to help him to ngMMff Bug commit suicide. Peter, shaking m m S with fear and disbelief at what m m m has come to pass, runs away 1 I I I iff crying "Oh, my Codl" Jerry 111 umo dies on the parkbench. I | | The characters of the five 0 " plays have in common dissatis- Jf ■ faction with their situations, m ■ and the inescapability of their jf m a m u ■ fates. *fifflff The portrayal of the charac ters was generally fine To be Without your kelp, especially commended are we cant •fford to Win. Shaun Jones, Dav.d Brown, Make check payable to: Barb Dworkin, Tom Abrams, U.S. Olympic Committee, Cretchen Porkert, Corky Wil- Sox 1980-P, Cathedral Sta. liams, Brian Beard, the Cast of Boston, MA 02118 Night, and Ricky Prouty, who made a very fine boy. - ■ * Acknowledgement must be TntnrnrfnH in tho made to John Steely (lights), inieresiea in ine Nancy Schofield (sound), Rick Guilfordicm? Prouty and Donald Deagon, and all others who contributed to the Next year's Cuilfordian will successful production. continue in the tradition of this Wes Adams-Bryan Ist, Joe Angelini-Milner 2nd North, Elaine Smith-Binford 3rd, Jane Allen-Binford 2nd, Sue Ireton- Binford Ist, Scott Costlow-Fra ziers, and Peg Schaefer-Bryan 3rd. The alternates are Beth Eakes, Terry Boucher, Donna Hamilton, Snowden Williams, Doug Hasty, and Paul Hemrick. April 25, 1979 nHiif Without your help, we cant afford to win. Make check payable to: U.S. OlympicCammittee, Sox 1980-P, Cathedral Sta. Boston, MAO2IIB Kbui codtftbution is tM-deductiWe. ~,l Interested in the Guilfordicm? Next year's Guilfordian will continue in the tradition of this year, and become even more exciting; in order to do this, we will need the students, the faculty, and the entire commu nity to support our efforts. If you have any ideas about how the Guilfordian can better serve your needs and desires, drop a note in my box, #17094. 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