April 25, 1979
I may be an animal, but I'm no rabid dog
You know it's a shame to
belabor a point, but I have all
this extra typewriter paper that
the local PIZZA HUT has of
fered to buy from me to use as
crust in their thick and chewy
pizzas, so I might as well use it
for something more useful.
Poor Brian Carey was so
ruthlessly attacked in the last
Prize to prevent path paying
By Robin Smith
Facilities Committee
The need ought to be appa
rent to all campus students and
faculty that something must be
done about the ever increasing
number of dirt paths appearing
on campus. These not only kill
the grass but create an un
necessary eyesore.
The Board of Trustees sug
gested that the existing paths
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Mildred Marlette and Fred Parkhurst extend mutual con
gratulations.
Announcing... Announcing...
NATIONAL SECRETARIES
DAY: A reminder to say a word
of thanks to a Guilford College
secretary for a job well done on
Wednesday, April 25!
ANN DEAGON'S POETRY
WORKSHOP CLASS will give a
poetry reading in the Gallery of
Founders Hall on Wednesday,
April 25, from 6 to 7 p.m. The
highlights of a semester's work
and a range of 12 individual
styles will be presented. All
those interested in poetic ex
pression are warmly invited to
attend.
Refreshments will be served.
APRIL is the month for
Season Renewal or first time
membership in the University
Concert/Lecture Series 1979/80
Season. Call the Aycock Box
Office at 379-5546 to receive
information.
issue (3 against 1 no doubt) that
I decided to help him out. The
only reason for this is because
he told me that when he inherits
his Uncle's porno book store,
he'll send me all the latest
releases (I'm no fool when it
comes to a good deal).
I saw you at serendipity
Vista, weren't you hiding be
be paved.
The Senate will sponsor a
contest for which all students
and faculty will be eligible. All
entries must be submitted to
the information desk by Friday,
April 27th at 4:00 p.m. A SIO.OO
cash prize will be awarded to
the winning entry.
If no alternate solution is
found. . they will all be paved.
We need your help!
UNIVERSITY CONCERT/
LECTURE SERIES: UNC-C
Opera FALSTAEF -- April
27-28, 8:15 p.m.; April 29, 2:15
p.m. Aycock Auditorium. Verdi
Arvid Knutsen, director; Rich
ard. Cox, conductor-- presented
jointly with UNC-C Theatre as
part of the School of Music
Aycock Series.
♦
WILLIAM SCHMICKLE suc
cessfully defended his doctoral
dissertation at Duke University
on Wednesday, April 18, 1979.
CONGRATULATIONS!
CONDOLENCE ... We are
deeply saddened to learn of the
death of ANN JOHNSON'S
mother, Mrs. Myrtle L. Terrell
of Roanoke, Virginia, on Thurs
day, April 12, 1979. Our heart
felt sympathy is with the John
son family at this difficult time.
Memorial contributions may be
made to the Cancer Society or to
Huntington Court Methodist
Church of Roanoke.
Cuilfordian
a
hind your Foster Grants under
neath the stage so that the
horrendous horde of people who
were looting stores and biting
off caterpillar heads wouldn't
get you?
From the sound of your
article you made it seem like we
were all RABID dogs (I know
that my mother said that I was
an animal and then sent me to a
charm school until I stopped
drooling, but that's ridiculous).
Your right, we were out of hand
and next year I think that we
should all have assigned seats
out on the lawn so that we don't
fight over the seats that are
FARTHEST away from MUSI-
"Spice" wins award
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exchange which was her
greatest asset. "While I never
belonged to the 'open class
room' group, I tried to maintain
an atmosphere conducive to
student participation."
When asked about her phi
losophy of teaching, Miss Mar
lette stated: "I have tended to
push students at time shwen
they didn't want to be pushed to
show them how far they can go.
I have been demanding because
when we know we can get away
with doing less, we will. It
doesn't matter how many facili
ties you have, you need people
who want to learn and people
who can teach that is the
secret of education."
Dr. Parkhurst said he was
glad to be teaching at Guilford.
He jokes often that he always
wanted to teach at a Quaker
College where he wouldn't have
to shovel snow! He said that it
was "nice that a school like
Guilford exists for people like
me! It's good they can tolerate
me and give me an award on top
of it!"
The award suggests to him
that there is a mutual satisfac
tion of students, himself and the
THERE ARE OPENINGS un
der the Tuition Exchange Pro
gram at New Hampshire Col
lege for our sons and daughters.
Please contact Christel Lee for
further information.
THE MEMBERS OF THE
CONCEPT OF TIME CLASS
have videotaped interviews with
young children, young adults,
and older adults concerning
their understandings of time.
The videotapes will be presen
ted for viewing by all members
of the college community on
Wednesday, April 25 at 1:30
p.m. in the Fine Arts Room of
the Library. You are cordially
invited to attend.
CHARLES DYER RE
QUESTS that all audiovisual
equipment belonging to the
Media Center be returned prior
to May 2, 1979, for inventory
and maintenance.
CA ORBIS.
Better yet, why not have our
seats out in the Milner parking
lot so that we don't happen to
spill any beer on the lawn; I
mean where will the campus
dogs go to the bathroom if the
lawn has beer all over it? You
said that Mr. Carey didn't
attend any of the serendipity
meetings and your probably
right in saying that he should
(IN A SENSE) put-up or shut
up, or maybe sit-up, get-it-up or
throw-up!
How in the name of RICH
NIXON were people supposed
to show up at meetings that
weren't even announced? The
community. '
Dr. Parkhurst feels it is the
duty of a teacher to be as well
informed and organized as pos
sible. He expects the students
to work: "If you hae high
expectations, you get a good
response." But he stresses a
teacher must have a sense of
humor to "spice things up."
He feels as he expects his
students to -- teaching is an
important full-time job.
The criteria for the Senior
Excellence Award are high aca
demic standing, significant
campus leadership, and admi
rable personal character traits.
Jim Hood said he was honored
and pleasantly surprised when
he learned he was to receive the
award. Jim feels he was chosen
because of his involvement in a
number of campus activities.
Jim said, "I'd trade my recog
nition for Mildred's money."
The Excellence in Teaching
Awards will be given at Com
mencement on May sth. The
Senior Excellence Award will be
presented at the Senior Ban
quet, May 4th, by Cynthia
Doyle, Board of Visitors Chair
man.
CAPS & COWNS: The arrival
of caps and gowns will be
delayed due to a truck strike.
You may check by the Informa
tion Desk beginning April 25 to
see if they have arrived. At the
time you pick up your caps and
gowns, you may pick up com
mencement tickets (to be used
for seating in Dana Auditorium
in case of inclement weather).
Announcements are available
now at the Information Desk.
ARCHAEOLOGICAL INSTI
TUTE OF AMERICA: The
Greensboro Society of the Ar
chaeological Institute of Ameri
ca is pleased to announce a
lecture by Dr. Louise M. Rob
bins, Anthropology Depart
ment, UNC-G, entitled "Early
Hominid Footprints in Laetoli,
East Africa" at 8:00 p.m.,
Thursday, April 26th in Room
38, Mclver Hall. The public is
invited, no admission fee.
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only reason that I found out
about some of these secret
meetings is because I put a bug
inside your Foster Grants and
heard you talk about them.
I think I must have bad
breath. To speak about the
bands that played here, I'll
admit that I was a bit skeptical
of JOHNNY'S DANCE BAND at
first (their name implied that
they were a bunch of drunken
Russian klingons who do a tap
dance on Captain Kirk's face)
but attended the concert, and
enjoyed it.
There was a poor showing of
students, which isn't too good,
because that poor showing is
bound to find its way, as gossip,
into the musical circle (other
bands etc.) and other bands
could possibly hesitate at the
thought of playing here. That
means we'll never see LED
ZEPPLIN, JOHNNY ROTTEN,
THE IRISH ROVERS or WILLIE
NELSON again!
I think that serendipity was
rather mellow if you ask me, but
there seems to be a feeling that
we abused the alcohol policy to
the point of calling the NATIO
NAL GUARD to quell the
disorderly people. I know that a
mirror was broken in Founders,
which isn't that great, but don't
you feel better in knowing that a
it didn't crack because someone
looked into it?
Actually I think it broke when
security was chasing Calvin's
parrot (for a traffic violation),
and it flew into it! I agree with
Brian Carey when he says that
serendipity "was not out of
hand", and you Vista, said that
we were "irresponsible and
often obnoxious". I realize that
I wasn't acting like a gentleman
when I didn't stand up and offer
you my seat out on the lawn and
then tied that earthworm that I
found into knots, but you don't
have to get personal about it.
HEY, why don't we all drop
the issue now or I'll get Dilton
Glasscock to send you all back
to BUTTE, MONTANA for a
re-cloning session!
sincerely,
ROLF DAMMANN
DEPARTMENTAL
CHAIRPERSONS should advise
the Registrar of all May and
August degree candidates who
are to be awarded departmental
honors. Also, please report to
the Dean's Office any graduate
fellowships and/or honors that
your departmental graduates
have received.
ANN DAVIDSON, mezzo-so
prano, will present a recital on
Sunday afternoon, April 29, at
5:00 p.m. in Dana Choir Room.
She will sing works by Handel,
Brahms, Faure, Puccini, and
Rorem. Assistant artists will be
KAHY COE and GEORGE DA
VIDSON, pianists, and JANET
GNUSE, soprana (duet). Ann is
Christian Education Director at
New Garden Friends Meeting.
She has been a member of the
Guilford College Choir this
year. The public is cordially
invited to the recital.