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Dr. C. Scully, a former colleague of President Rogers at Harvard,
checking out a possible practice site for next year's crew team.
Guilford Crew?
Stump Madison
That most ivy of Ivy League
sports, crew, may grace the
Guilford athletic program with
its presence next fall. That's if
school president Bill Rogers has
his way. "Right now I'm think
ing more along the lines of a
club rather than a competitive
team. Perhaps in a few years
we'll be strong enough to take a
northern trip and compete with
some of the Ivy League schools.
While at Harvard, I had the
pleasure of working out with the
crew team on several occasions.
The experience was a great one
Film Series
The College Union Film Com
mittee has announced the film
schedule for fall 1981. Included
are:
"The Creen Borei" - Inter
cultural Studies professor
makes memorable trip to the
cafeteria. Laffs ensue.
"Honeysuckle Sheridan" -
Nepotism strikes the movie
industry in this sequel to
"Honeysuckle Rose."
"Dirty Harvey" - Geology
professor returns from Semi
nars West. . .
"Prisoner of Dana" - Peter
Sellers and Joe Groves romp in
this musical adaption of the
Book of Job Grimsley Hobbs
makes a walk-on appearance as
God.
Father of the student body
continued from page 1
Martin: Well, I think we got a
pretty clear mandate from the
students for the go-ahead on my
projects. I mean there was a lot
of competition this year.
Cuilfordian: Were you worried
about that?
Martin: No, not really, the only
other candidate who made any
sense was that guy who thought
he was a bottle of soda, I forget
his name. But everyone just
thought he was a radio dial
anyway, so he turned out to be
the least of my troubles.
Cuilfordian: Could you telll us a
little more about these projects
you mentioned?
Martin: Well, I haven't really
had any time to think about
that. The paperwork involved
in this job is tremendous, you
wouldn't believe it. Anyway
there isn't much that the Stu
dent Senate can do. . not till
we get some of this paper
cleared out anyway.
Cuilfordian: Would you like to
and I'd like to expose people
here at Guilford to the sport."
Other than travelling ex
penses, the only costs involved
would be for oars. A scull was
provided as a gift to Guilford
from Harvard in honor of Ro
ger's inauguration. Although
Guilford has no Charles nearby,
Rogers isn't worried, "Of
course the college lake is* too
small for any serious crewing
but there are some larger lakes
and a couple of rivers that
aren't more than an hour
away."
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"The Longest Yarn" - Henry
Hood recollects all of civila
tion's dynasties with whose
ancestors he had a drink. All are
sure to remember the piping
with Mao-tes-tung.
"Forever Jung, Forever
Free" - Musical review of the
collective unconscience. Di
rected by Bob "All that Jazz"
Fosse.
"Gigantic" - Starring Huge
Stohler. Intimate story of lust
and love.
"Start the Resolution without
me" - Jan, Martin and Stan
review a year of senate activi
ties. Laffs ensue.
"Raging Bullshit" - Guilford
slugger To Matto brawls his
way through IDS 101 and IDS
401
leave our readers with some
final thoughts?
Martin: I want the students to
come to me with their problems
I really want them to think of me
as their father. I'd like it if the
students would call me Dad. If
anyone has a problem, anything
personal, professional, or if
they just need a shoulder to cry
on, I hope they'll come to me.
I'm ususally in my room listen
ing to the Opera on Saturday
afternoons; I'd like to encou
rage students to drop by. Frank
ly, it gets a little lonely down
here
Visiting with Martin helped
me to better understand what a
thoughtful, provocative man
Martin Jones is. Rather than
taking our word for it, why not
take the opportunity to talk to
Martin yourself instead of just
following him around Wehn
you do, we're sure that you'll
join us in saying, "Martin don't
change, we love.you just the
way you are."
"Go east, young person"
"Ship me somewheres east of
Suez, where the best is like the
worst,
Where there aren't no Ten
Commandments an' a man can
raise a thirst. . , "
-Rudyard Kipling
"Let's put an end to molly
coddling on our Summer School
Abroad programs," Bill Sch
mickle said in a recent an
nouncement to the press. Re
sponding to a concern on the
part of the Guilford Administra
tion that we do too much for our
students abroad in a way that
costs too much, the Center for
Off Campus Education has an
nounced a new program, "Mer
cenaries East," for the summer
of 1982.
The program will initially join
well-established programs in
Angola and Eritrea. After two
weeks of orientation in one of
those locations, students will be
expected to find their own
programs in such exotic settings
as Afghanistan, El Salvador,
and, if we are indeed fortunate,
perhaps even Poland, for those
for whom the culture shock of
non-European societies may
prove too much.
Located mainly in the coun
tryside, there will be opportuni
ties to experience the night life
of some of the world's hottest
cities. The total length of the
program will be six weeks of
formal hit-and-run manoeuvers,
followed by approximately three
weeks for independent pillag
ing. Thus we will, in our own
way, carry out the wish implied
by Prussian Field Marshal von
Blucher when he first saw
London in 1814, "What a place
to plunder!"
THE COURSES: Eight (8)
hours of course credit will be
given by both Guilford College
and UNC-Guerrilla.
"Survival in the Eighties,"
under the Auspices of the
Administration of Injustice De
partment of Guilford College, to
be led by Mr. "X". This course
is designed to respond to the
felt need among certain sections
of our community who believe
we ought to be teaching survival
techniques for the future. The
countries themselves will be
treated as unparalleled resource
centers as we examine through
Guilford
Women who wish to be
escorted home from the library
late at night for as long as the
Squirrel Crisis lasts can call
ROD-ENTS for a safeguarded
escort home, or wherever. Call
us, its nutsto take foolish risks.
Needed: Responsible Person
to care for children ages 2 and 4
in my home. Bullwhip useful
but not necessary. Contact
Paula Swonguer, 273-7504.
The Guilford College Chapter
of Blotto Blotto Blotto, the
National Drinking Honor So
ciety, is sponsoring the sale of
"Big Boy" type tomato plants.
Both plants and members will
be potted during the first or
second week of April.
***
Interested in a trip to Ber
muda this Fall Break? Then why
not participate in the Sociology
participation the forces shaping
our contemporary world. The
students will be placed, as it
were, on the "front line" of
change
"The Mercenary as Meta
phor: An Illiterate View of
Violence (or Tanks for the
Memories)", offered out from
under the English Department
of UNC-Guerrilla. Using recent
ly declassified texts as re
sources, we will attempt to get
close to the Mercenary ex
perience. Other required read
ings will include Forseyth's The
Dogs of War, Nixon's The Real
War, Castro's El Salvador:
What War? Following Marx's
(Groucho, not Karl) guidelines,
we will stage guerrilla theatre,
defined by the Merriam-WebS
ter dictionary as "drama deal
ing with controversial social
issues that is usually performed
outdoors."
(For those opting for the Latin
American program for their
final four weeks, a distin
guished Guilford professor will
again offer his 1981 Summer
School course, "The Economies
of Mexico and Cuba: An Ap
proach to Institutions." This
will be a study of the economic
life of the country there will be
(For those opting for the Latin
American program for their
final four weeks, a distin
guished Guilford Professor will
again offer his 1981 Summer
School course, "The Economies
of Mexico and Cuba: An Ap
proach to Institutions." This
will be a study of the economic
life of the two countries stres
sing the current institutions
through which they dysfunc
tion. In each country there will
be visits to a number of factor
ies, farms, distribution centers
and other aspects of the eco
nomic operations. Because of
climatic conditions, students
are encouraged to pack several
changes of black pajamas.
These courses are designed
to fulfill the objective of liberal
education: learning as prepara
tion for practical living
COSTS: Our overseas subsi
diaries will pay you -- in
Krugerrands, through your own
numbered Swiss bank accounts!
In addition, participants wil be
issued a stipend to cover the
College Notebook
of the Rich Seminar to the
Carribbean. Plantostudy expen
sive hotels, gourmet restau
rants, and enticing natives. All
the free time you can handle.
Says advisor Claude Schotts,
"Take my work for it, it's a lot
more fun than visiting Har
lem." ***
The Men's Center is looking
for poems, articles, or stories
for its literary magazine, Men
sprouts. Seminal work is pre
ferred ***
Roads Scholarships - Stu
dents interested in a Fellowship
for Highway Maintenance who
have crossed many streets and
developed concrete thinking
may now apply at the nearest
toll booth
PURGE announces a Domi
nant Solar Energy Home Tour
for this weekend. Homes are
The first reci^
"Mescenaries East" seminar.
ty leaders, if you can identify
them. Those wishing the optio
nal insurance should complete
the bottom half of the applica
tion, including the information
regarding bloodtype and next of
kin.
following items: travel in the
countries selected, hardware,
fatigues, admission fees,
guides, faculty leadership,
breakfast and one other meal
per day. Optional insurance is
available through Mercenary
Mutual, a fine firm well estab
lished in .this field, with the
home office in Lisbon and
branches in Havana, Johannes
burg and Macao.
Applications are available
through the Center for Off
Campus Education or the facul-
Less is More
In response to complaints
from the YMCA that "kids
today have it too easy already,"
student hours for gym use have
been drastically reduced.
1. Reservations for a court
must be made 48 weeks in
advance, won by sweepstakes,
and approved by the Ouija
board.
2. Only one reservation to be
made per lifetime.
3. Students awarded a court
will be put into a pit, armed
with straight razors, and forced
to fight to the death.
The swimming pool hours are
also being reduced. The new
hours are:
Sunday 11:00 a.m. - 12:00
(Baptismal services will be
held)
Monday 5:00 a.m. - 5:03 a.m.
located on top of conventional
Duke Power officials, beside the
unique "Whip Mill" in lovely
Climax, N.C. A good time is
promised to all; you will enjoy
it. #**
Prophecy House announces
its Annual Fast Fest. Visions
are expected; sackcloth and
ashes will be provided, but
bring your own tutelary spirit.
Contact the small still voice.
***
There will be auditions for the
Play, O Calcutta! on Friday,
April 3, 11:30 p m. at the home
of Ann Deagon. All those
interested in auditioning or just
exposing the naked truth are
advised to come in costume.
Save energy - bicycle over!