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Nights Take On Themes
When students return to school
in August, not only will they be
greeted by a brand-new addition
to the cafeteria, they will also
have the opportunity to
participate in a new series of
"theme nights."
"Theme nights" have always
been popular, so from September
until November there will be one
each week. "At dinnertime, the
dining rooms will be decorated
along various entertaining and
interesting themes, and the main
course that evening will reflect
that theme as well," said L. Iver
Wurst, head of the Senate food
committee, in an interview last
Friday.
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of Don and Willie. They all
refused to answer questions or
else refused to meet with us. As
more leads began to show up and
there was still no sign of either of
the students, we had a
breakthrough.
Four days after the accident,
someone finally talked. She
wishes to be anonymous, but to
prove she is a good source, we
must say that she is the
Academic Dean's secretary. This
person said that for the past few
days something had been amiss.
She could not give particulars but
said that for some reason, two
students were being housed in the
basement of Dana Auditorium
and that a huge task force of
doctors had been brought onto
campus.
We immediately went to Dana
but were not able to get past the
front door, due to tight security.
We tried to get into the building
for two weeks and never could.
But as can be seen from our list of
sources we continued to search
for the truth.
"In selecting the themes, our
committee has tried to cover
areas of interest to Guilford
students. We hope to provide food
for thought as well as food for the
body," said Wurst. "We had a
little trouble getting Doug to
agree to some of them, but we
reached consensus in the end."
Next fall, the committee will
begin the selection process for a
new series of nights. Your
comments and suggestions will
be welcome.
7 Sept. Endangered Species
Night
Whale, Baby Seal, Eagle
14 Sept. Prison Night
Bread, Water
21 Sept. Appalachian Night
Mountain Oysters
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Luckily on March 14, Donald L.
Kaplan and William S. Flash
woke in their own beds and began
going to classes again. We
approached them and inquired as
to where they had been for the
last few weeks.
At first they were hesitant, but
then finally they began to tell the
story. They told how for two days
they were kept in a freezer in the
basement of Ragsdale and then
taken to the hospital. They then
said that they had been
threatened with complete
dismissal from Guilford if they
said anything about the incident.
Of course this is only the tip of
the iceberg: more of the story will
come out when Guilford C. is
taken to court for this atrocity.
The truth behind this saga will
be uncovered and not covered up
as the administration would have
liked. The College is going to be
looking at a lawsuit that could
result in the payment of
anywhere from 12.7 million to
23.9 million dollars. The court
28 Sept. 1984 Night
Stew, bread, cheese, Victory
Coffee, saccharine
5 Oct. Western Night
Boiled horse, raw cactus
12 Oct. Third World Night
First 50 people will receive
1 cup of rice
26 Oct. Squirrel Night
Nuts, acorns
2 Nov. Rodent Night
Boiled Rats
6 Nov. Tuesday
Election Night Special
Turkey
16 Nov. Southern Night
Greens, chitlins, grits,
rattlesnake
30 Nov. Jonathan Swift's 317 th
Birthday 3O-Nov.-1967)
Boiled Baby
date has not been decided on yet
and the two students are being
housed off campus, having their
work sent to them.
Thanks to the pictures that Ms.
Hubbard took and the help of
concerned citizens and students,
a grave injustice has been
averted. And hopefully one day,
William S. Flash and Donald L.
Kaplan will be able to walk down
that stone and concrete path to
their classes without feeling what
is left of their bones ache because
of the thought that on the
walkway they almost died.
Tops Off In
Grill Room
In yet another move to
increase the ambience of the
Grill Room, Do Barkley, head of
the food committee, announced
last Friday that beginning in
August the evening Grill Room
staff will go topless.
"Several years ago the Grill
Room changed its format
considerably, but now it's time
for another change," Barkley
said.
Additionally, every Saturday
the Grill Room will feature live
entertainment from 9:00 pm until
12:00 Midnight.
"We want to make the Grill
Room more than just a place to
go when you miss a meal
upstairs. We want to make it a
place where students can meet to
socialize and construct
meaningful dialogues about the
burning issues of the day. Most of
our entertainment will probably
be topless dancers, since there
are plenty of people on campus
who enjoy taking their clothes
off.
"When this gets really going,
we hope to have as many as six
dancers per week, three male
and three female, so we'll have
something for everyone."
Persons interested in applying
for jobs in the Grill Room should
apply to the food committee by
Friday, April 20. All applicants
for the 8:00-12:00 Midnight shift
must schedule an audition when
applying. Pasties optional. Work
study preferred.