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cost you a fortune, but you will be reim
bursed with those millions through a monu
mental reduction in the price of consumer
goods.
Also, no longer
will you be inter
rupted in the
middle of Cheers
for an advertise
ment. Also, those
who don't watch
any television
would not be con
tributing to mass
hypnotism every
time they bought
Ads thus perpetuate cycles whiqh_
lead to ridicule, robbery, violence,
addiction, and death —American
people would certainly be willing
to sacrifice these things for ad
vertisers' freedom of expression.
We Want You...
We Need You...
The Guilfordian
a Circulation
Responsibilities include the direct implementa
tion of a comprehensive circulation plan that
would canvass the campus and possibly nearby
businesses. Transportation helpful but not re
quired. Job should require 90 minutes roughly
each week. Perfect for individual who simply
wants to join the Guilford family or has
editorial aspirations and would like to become
more integrated into the production .pwcess.
Very meager salary compensated for by pleasure
of spending time with Scott and Justin. Onlv
requirement is thatjiQikta*"- lli,vv 10 count -
something, and would experience drasti
cally reduced prices and no TV support
payments. These lucky, TV- free souls, can
spend their cash and time elsewhere. Ban
televisions ads, at
least for the freedom
of those who don't
wish to dish out
thousands of dollars
every year from
their food budgets in
order to support a
company's com
mercials and the
television station
they don't even
watch.
Perspectives
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