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SMOKER'S RIGHTS:
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Lisa Davis
Staff Chimney
People step off sidewalks to
avoid them. Icy glares dart across
the cafeteria if one crosses into the
other section to refill a plate. They
are forced to wait on the steps of
campus buildings to partake of a
personal daily ritual. These are just
a few of the prejudices felt by
smokers. Is this really Quakerly
behavior, to participate in this
treatment or allow it to occur? We
must learn to be sensitive to smok
ers' needs, as they are a group
which society is trying to squelch
in the name of their own personal
health. With taxes against them on
the rise, they will soon become a
dying breed. Some say trying to
discourage smoking is also for the
good of the smokers, but are we
robbing them of their right to equal
protection under the law?
Joe Cameletti has approached
Jane Caris and Emest McCoy to
begin plans for structuring a sup
port group for smokers who feel
violated by the prejudice which
runs rampant on campus. Students
are rallying to begin a national op
eration to protect these fundamen
tal rights. Smokers Against Petty
Prejudice (SAPP) has come to
Senate already asking for funds for
a smoking awareness week. Funds
would be allocated for activities
such as a smoke-a-thon and free
packs of cigarettes to all first-year
students to be handed out at orien
tation.
Long-term goals of the group
include talking with Residential
Life to mandate living situations
in which all nonsmoking students
are required to live with a smoker
Mitoml solkp
This is a spoof issue...
If you have the audacity to think that
any of this newspaper staff would for a
moment take responsibility for anything,
you are sorely mistaken.
After all, we did print Lisa Davis...
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The Guilfordian encourages submissive
individuals interested in, well, whatever
you think we might like. Send us a pretty
picture.
Editor
P.O. Box 17717
Guilford College,
Greensboro, NC, 27410.
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Nonsmokers send icy glares towards smokers in the cafeteria.
Such predudicial behavior occurs daily on campus. Why
don't those no-good, non-smoking, health-freaks just leave
us alone? You know, this is just like when my brother put
me in a pillow case becaues he was playing Wild Kingdom
and he needed a wild catch. Actually, that has nothing to
do with smokers, but it just makes me mad, you know?
for a minimum of one semester.
This idea would continue with the
quest for diversity and tolerance of
varying lifestyles on which Guil
ford prides itself.
Perhaps in making others aware
of the joys of smoking and the ne
cessity smokers feel it to be, preju
dices which now exist will soon be
erased from this campus. My
hopes are that Senate will respond
quickly and with much support to
this group in need of recognition.
Also, friends of smokers should
form a support group as well, to
understand and overcome the mi
nor problems people face when
becoming friends with a smoker.
Guarding Against Smoker Preju-
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Lisa Davis
Staff infections are given weekly in the
Health center, Founders Hall, Monday
evenings at 8 o'clock.
All are welcome. Bring something pus -
filled and we'll lance it for you.
gprtl X, 1994
dice (GASP) can help with ques
tions such as "Should I light up in
my nonsmoking friend's car?" or
"How do I tell my parents that I
smoke?" (for first-year students
returning home for the first holi
day).
These dilemmas plague smok
ers, and we need to come together
to recognize the position we are
putting these people in with our
unfounded discrimination and to
do something about it. For addi
tional information about joining
SAPP or GASP, contact Secretary
Virginia Slimm. This is a cause
Guilford should not ignore if we
are to continue calling ourselves
sensitive and aware human beings.