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My first impression of this eat
ing establishment was one of a
very warm, inviting place. Fami
lies, couples, senior citizens and
small groups of teenagers were
scattered about the restaurant,
lending to its diverse atmosphere.
The food was most impressive.
The potatoes were fried to a crispy
golden brown, making them a
sheer pleasure to devour. If you
order one of the super-sized bev
erages, you receive it in a classic
collector's cup displaying the fa
vored sport of the region. The en
trees ranged from the original
burger, known for its savory sub
stance, to the crispy chicken ten
derloins. Foi the healthy diner, the
salads are large with farm fresh
veggies and, as always, your
choice of dressing. The service is
friendly and fast, helping to ap
pease llie customer's hunger im-
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mediately. Condiments are given
upon request, and you must fetch
your own place settings. This is an
advantage, because you never need
beckon a preoccupied server.
For the children, who are
esspecially welcome here, the
menu is especially accommodat
ing. Meals are accompanied by a
small gadget for the tike to play
with, enabling parents to sit back
and enjoy their meal without con
stant interruptions. A variety of
desserts are offered: steamy, hot
apple pies, sundaes topped with
warm, creamy fudge or caramel or
tangy strawberries, and the tradi
tional ice cream in a cone.
McFondles is relatively inex
pensive, for those seeking good
cuisine without putting a strain on
the wallet. I recommend the tasty
number three combo meal with the
beverage of your choosing. Be sure
to say "hello" to Michael J. His
guest appearances are frequent,
and the host is always entertain
ing.
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