April I 1994 Vegas trip a **riclf* experience Antie Upp Gambling Expert "Well at first it seemed like a gamble to me, but I've returned from this trip a wealthy man," re marked Kelly Davis after return ing from the spring break work trip to Las Vegas, "I feel like I learned so much and touched so many people." The newly added Guil ford College work trip to Vegas allowed three Guilford students and an advisor to help supplement the student activity fee; however the fee will have to be raised to $6OO per person next year as a re sult The participants were: Kelly Davis, Rich Ewell, Chris Bishop. The advisor was Mark Leeper. "We got to see all sorts of new fundraising ideas that I would like to explore much more next year," remarked Senate president-elect Ewell. "Everyone gained much more than we expected..." There was some concern from the administration that the students could be in possible danger being in such a high crime place. After long thought, they finally decided that Leeper would be an adequate This is Real • This is Real • This is Real • This is Real 'This is Real • This is Real • This is Real • This is Real -This is Real • This is Real • This is Real • This is Real "This is Real Schedule Wed. April 6th 3:30-6:oopm Mock Rape Trial Sternberger Thur. April 7th 9:00-ll:00pm Vinx (world music) Dana Fri. April Bth 9: oopm- 1:00 am WQFS Dance "Rock of Ages" Armfield Sat April 9th 10:00-5:00pm Games: Armfield Moonbounce, Dunking booth, Velcro Wall, Orbitron, Sumo Wrestling Milton Bradley Twister Tournament 2:00-4:30pm AAE (Reggae) 4:45-6:lspm Dinner 9:00-9:45pm Otis Reem (Ska) 10:00-11:30pm De La Soul (Hip Hop) 11:30pm-1:30am "Rocky Horror Picture Show" Sternberger ** Blue Ridge Ice Cream will be selling ice cream on Sat afternoon ** Popcorn, cotton candy, and drinks will be provided to students free of charge SQL> JBjHi'nr ' I 'fn idl ♦ ■*?/ w?Bsbs i^n R * Advisor Mark Leeper with yet another problem encountered on the trip. "I don't know how it happened," said Leeper, "I just woke up one morning and there he was. But Rich, Kelly and Chris explained it all to me and now I know not to tell hoiv it happened." scapegoat for would-be wrong do ers. "He's just the right size to be traded for temporary security," stated Ewell. Serendipity 1994: ™ o a f CtUttit Unfortunately, for Leeper, the experience was marred by a few incidents, one of which occurred when he was accused of using a Rules * ALL GUILFORD COLLEGE RULES & REGULATIONS WILL APPLY FOR BOTH STUDENTS & THEIR GUESTS. Students & guests must have their ID at all events to be admitted. No bags or containers brought into any event Serendipity is a dry event. * Rain site information will be posted in Founders & around campus on Friday April Bth if there is bad weather. Guest Policy 1- Serendipity will be a Guilford College event, closed to the outside public. 2- All non-students must be a registered guest of a Guilford student. 3- Each Guilford student will be limited to one guest, with a total limit of 350 guests on the Guilco campus. 4- Registration is first come, first serve. 5- Guest can be registered Mon-Fri, April 4th-Bth during lunch and dinner. 6- The price for each guest will be $lO this is for the entire weekend, Wed-Sat (this is a fixed price regardless of day of arrival). 7- Each guest will be given a laminated ticket with his/her name & the name of the sponsoring student. 8- Guest must carry their ticket at all times. *9- EACH GUILFORD STUDENT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS/HER GUEST AND ANY RESULTING BEHAVIOR OR DAMAGES OF THE GUEST! * T-shirts ($5.00) will be sold at the same time as Guest Tickets in Founders fake I.D. while trying to enter an unidentified "business establish ment." The bouncers apologized profusely after learning that he WfK &ooforbtan actually was twenty-two. "I think I'm glad I went," said Chris Bishop, "uhhhh, it went by so quickly I really can't remem ber what happened, yeah that's it." "I am glad I went," said Davis, "but I think Monaco would be a better site for next year's trip." Goofordian News The Goofordian has just re ceived word that current WQFS Program Director Dave Lee has been assassinated by next year's' WQFS News Editor Kelly Davis. The reports came shortly after Lee's friends noticed they had been seeing him around a lot lately and he was much more talkative. They then expressed their concerns to Grover Neegle of Guilford Security who promptly performed an autopsy on Lee. Neegle reported that an un usual black spot was found upon Lee's brain, but assumed it had "• been there a while. Charges have not been filed against Davis, but are expected. 7

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