12 Closed for repairs BY KIM O'CONNOR Staft Writer I'm sick and tired of Mary Hobbs' reputation as being a dorm filled with whiny, sniveling fe males. A note taped to the dorm's bulletin board called Hobbs resi dents "spoiled brats" for wanting our kitchen fixed. Even the Guilfordian has made fun of "Mary Hobbs boycotting a free newspaper" because of the opin ion expressed by ONE Hobbs resi dent. That said, I'd like to take a little time to inform you why some of Hobbs residents are so upset about the way the administration has ignored our dorm for the past 20 years. Everyone is aware that the kitchen is closed for repairs. When school started, we were told it should be completed by the end of first semester. Now, all work has stopped on the kitchen and the completion date is in the air. Why? Because the kitchen will cost $200,000 to fix and Guilford is "out of money." It has been argued that $200,000 is a lot of money, espe cially when there are so many other things on campus that need repairs. I'd like to point out the money is to fix not only the kitchen, but the electrical wiring and plumbing (which both badly need repair). Besides, why can't Hobbs be fixed up a little? This summer, Binford got carpet ing. In some rooms in Hobbs, the floor doesn't meet the wall because the building has shifted (due to its age). Binford also got new air condi tioners. The venti lation in Hobbs is awful; half the time my room feels like a jungle. English got new furniture. In Hobbs, the door knobs are falling off, the showers leak, and the sinks won't drain. Why are these other dorms so high on the priority list while Hobbs hasn't been reno vated since the 19705? Especially when alumni who lived in Hobbs give more money to the school than anyone else. I'll tell you why. Its because our dorm is nice. We take care of it. We don't throw up in the hall ways, leave the kitchen a mess, or steal the kitchenette appliances (someone stole a microwave in Milner last year). Why? Because we are held responsible for our dorm. We clean up after our selves. And boy, do we have to pay the price. Mary Hobbs has been a co-op dorm since its opening. Guilford plays this to the hilt. They show the prospectives around on almost every tour. We're still doing the work and have nothing to show for it. I'm tired of the Guilford administration's empty promises. So is the rest of the dorm, for that matter. After the hall meeting the other day, most residents decided to take part in a campaign to raise the money to fix the cafeteria our selves. So, before I hear another word from any student about the whiny, sniveling females in Mary Hobbs, why don't you apathetic losers find someone to make fun of who deserves it? "I DON'T REMEWSER NOT RECALLING MISTAKES THAT WERE MADE WITH THE BEST OF WHICH I NEYER COMMITTEP, BUT WILL NEVER VO AGAIN'." Forum Dirty laundry BY ELLEN YUTZY Staff Writer It's a strange world of craters, floods, and sauna-like heat. A breeding ground for horrible smells. Dreaded by many, avoided by few. It's my Guilford College laun dry room, and I'm not impressed. The laundry room in my dorm is a mess: The floor has actually col lapsed under one washer, creating a puddle several inches deep that almost makes the washer inacces sible except by wading. The floor is always wet, slimy, and slick. If you happen to drop a piece of your clean laundry on the floor, you might as well toss it back in the washer and start over. The combination of wet clothes left unattended and forgot ten by students and the near-op pressive heat caused by the con stant use of the dryers and poor ventilation system leads to a smell of mildew and microorganisms. The dryers hardly work, tak ing an hour or more to dry a load of clothes and swallowing a small fortune in quarters in the mean time. These are the things you have to put up with if you actually get to do your laundry. With 250 stu dents and only four washers (which means three may actually The Guilfordian September 19, 1997 function at any given time), it's hard to even find a time when there is more than one washer free at the same time. Really, four washers for 250 students? That's 63 students per washer. This summer Guilford spent a great deal of time and money making improvements on campus. Now visitors will enjoy a more beautiful and attractive campus. On the other hand, they probably won't visit the Milner laundry room. It is not a scheduled stop on the campus tour. It's just a minor detail that affects the lives of the students. Nonetheless, the laundry rooms are a problem which should be fixed. Washers don't automati cally leak. Floors which cave in can be repaired. In fact, being con stantly wet could be part of the reason for the collapse of the floor. The current state of the Milner laundry room is unpleasant and unhealthy. On arrival day, my parents and I explored Milner. When we saw the laundry room, with a mal functioning machine pulled away from the wall and much of the floor covered by puddles, we as sumed it was a temporary prob lem and was being addressed. One month later, little has changed.