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Horoscopes: signs from the stars
Samantha Kittle and Eliza Janney
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enjoy damp, somewhat dank
and swampy places. At
Guilford, we find many Pisces
congregate in the basement
of Milner. Most Pisces are
excellent swimmers and fish
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American Airlines apologizes for
pilot's on-flight conduct
The chief executive of American
' Airlines has issued a formal apolo
gy for the religious commentary of
an Annapolis, Maryland, pilot. On
Feb. 7, pilot Rodger K. Findiesen
angered passengers when he
asked all Christians on board to
raise their hands and to discuss
their religious views with other pas
sengers. Findiesen is currently
* suspended from flying while the
incident is investigated. The results
of the investigation will be treated
WORLD & NATION
Your animal is the ram. Aries
make great headbangers, so
grow back that mullet and
break out your Poison T-shirt.
Dokken's on tour, baby!
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Your symbol is the bull. Your
testosterone levels are sky
high. Tauruses of the male
persuasion, take this as a
blessing. Lady Tauruses may
want to allot extra grooming
time in the morning for that
mustache.
as an internal matter and kept within
the airline.
Soldier arrested, acquaintances
shocked
Friends, neighbors and family of
Specialist Ryan G. Anderson, the
National Guard soldier who was
arrested Feb. 12 for sharing military
information with al-Qaida, have
expressed surprise at the recent
events. Anderson, a recently convert
ed Muslim, was caught attempting to
pass information about the capabilities
of armored Humvees and tanks tofcak
Qaida in an Internet chat room.
Government officials do not believe
that he was successful.
Your symbol is the twins. Ha
ha, twins, like boobies. For
male Geminis, think about
purchasing a bro (male bra
that is).
Your animal is the crab. Crabs
aren't bad pets to have. They
keep you company at night
and the itching sensation will
keep you up and alert in
class.
Your animal is the lion. Your
laugh mimics the mighty roar
of the king of the jungle. Your
theme song: Elton John's
Circle of Life.
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Your symbol is the scale.
Libras make good business
officials, hostage negotiators,
and drug dealers.
The scorpion. Your
manslaves feel the burning
sting of your passion weeks
after leaving your bed. Like
deadly scorpion bites, you
aren't easily forgotten.
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Eighty-seven same-sex couples
wed in San Francisco
The new mayor of San Francisco,
Gavin Newsom, ordered that applica
tions for gay and lesbian marriages be
accepted for the first time Feb 12, con
tradicting California's ban on same
sex marriage. Ninety-five couples
applied for, and received marriages
licenses that same day. Eighty-seven
were married on the spot. The
Campaign for California Families sued
Mayor Newsom on Feb. 13 for "for vio
lating California state law," which
defines "marriage" as "a union of a
man and a woman."
Kidnapped Russian politician to
FEB 20, 2004
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Your animal is the centaur,
which is actually half man,
half horse. Think about it: the
cunning brain of a human and
the strength and virility of a
horse. You make great run
ners, jumpers, and lays.
We think your animal is a
sheep of some sort, but
maybe it's not. Therefore your
personality is very ... um ...
flexible, and you may or may
not make a good sweater.
S^quarius
Your animal appears to be a
squiggly line. We'll say it's a
mermaid, for fun. As mer
maid-like individuals,
Aquarians often find them
selves in situations where
they must sing while sitting
inside a giant seashell. You
also seem to fall for the wrong
mates, namely those who
can't breathe underwater.
continue campaign from abroad
Ivan Rybkin, a Russian presiden
tial candidate, claims to have been
"lured under false pretenses" to
Kiev, where he was kidnapped.
Rybkin passed out after being
drugged by his captors and woke
up five days later in another apart
ment. He was later informed that he
was part of a "special operation"
and was shown a videotape in
which he appeared. Refusing to go
into detail, Rybkin described the
content as "revolting." He
announced in a news conference
on Feb. 13 that he would continue
his campaign from Moscow until
after the March 14 election.