THE SALEMITE
SOCIALS.
(Apologies to Shakespeare.)
When girls hear not the ringing bell
And Smith, the Junior, seas her home,
C. Clement does no breakfast sell,
To Asheville Cline does lo%'e to roam,
When off C. Neal and Stafford go
And Espie B. her home does know
Si-lence!
Si-lence!? In ev’y room
On Sunday mom ’tis like a tomb.
When into breakfast you do go
And see the sisters who di make
Our Ruby and Austin happy so;
See Pettus, Freeze, for mothers’ sake
,Vi' h lliddle, too, and Webb be brought
. out thoir sleep so gladly sough,
Hooray:
Hoo; ay ! In e’ry part.
See kinsfolk gladden each pooi
heart.
A SALEM GIRL’S REJOICING.
Dollars may come and dollars may go,
I guess they’ll go on forever,
They go mighty fast and they come
mighty slow,
And save them I just can never.
But there’s one thing sure when all is
said,
For “Salemite” and class, I know,
And Stee Gee and Athletics all are
paid.
And that’s a lot to show.
\n'l lo'’a's may rome and dollar.'; may
go,
. hcy'll do it forever and aye,
But let them go fast or let them come
slow.
My budget is paid—hurray!
Pi'ofit by example and pay wour bud
get!
JOKES.
Mildred Bames (to Freshman)-
Have you seen the slaughtered man
yet?
Socrates: “Gosh! All hemlock!”
Noah; “Two of a kind!”
Jonah; “Hope everything comes out
all right?’
Eve; “I’ll bite."
Henry VIII: “Here’s where I get
ahead of Anne Boleyn!”
Cleopatra: “Stung again!”
Sampson: “I guess I brought down
10 house!”
“Rebecca: Well! well!”
St. Vitas: ‘On with the dance!”
Dictionaries are queer things. Imag
ine the poor husband wh^se wife is a
model, looking in the distionary, and
finding model, a small imitation of the
real thing.
Pud Griffin I’ve got a $2.00 ticket for
the Impresario.
E. Connor (whose purse registers
low) 0! let me pay you $1.00 and sit
in your lap.
An excellent shopping guide is
ound in our advertising columns.
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SUPI'MES
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ordered.
Mail Orders receive prompt attention
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240 K. Main St.
WINSTON-SALEM. N. C.
Also Richmond, Norfolk. Roanoke.
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(CLARK-WESTBROOK’S)
WALKER OVER BOOT SHOP
109 WEST FOURTH ST.
Belk-Stevens Company
DEPARTMENT STORE
You get lower prices, the utmost in style and unquestion
able values when buying here
Gage Hats, Gordon Hose, Silks, Ready-to-Wear, Shoes,
Trunks, Bags, Rugs, Etc.
One of the 31 Belk Stores that sell it for less.
SILKS AND SATINS
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UNDERWEAR
NIGHT GOWNS, TEDDIES, KNICKERS,
VESTS, AND CAMISOLES
IN
NOVEL DESIGNS
FASHION NOTE
Buy the New Sport ITose in Cheeks and stripes of all
eolors for sport wear.
HOSE
Good Values in Best Quality
FANCY LACE HOSE
PLAIN SILK HOSE
WITH LISLE TOP AND TOE
RIBBED SILK AND LISLE
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NOVELTIES
A Complete Line of
EARRINGS, BEADS, AND COMBS
Which Delight All Girls
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CORNER FOURTH AND ELM STREETS
THE CASH STORE
17 HOURS FROM BROADWAY
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