SOCIALS
Mary Katharine Brown spent the
week-end at her home in Cleveland,
N. C.
Week-end guests in Greensboro
were Annie Belle Thaxton, Daphne
Raper, Bessie Ramsaur and Blanche
Burnette.
Mildred Conrad went to her home
in Lexington for Sunday, taking with
her Ella Raper.
Marie Woods spent the week-end at
her home in Mt. Airy.
Mary Lindsay Stafford visited her
sister at Madison.
Emily Jones spent the week-end in
Salisbury.
Elizabeth Hobgood, Ruth Piatt,
Etta Heartt Graham went to their
home in Durham for the week-end.
Maxim Wilkerson went to High
Point with her mother Saturday after
noon.
Nita Mosteller accompanied Mary
Lee and Frances Mason and Virginia
Moore to their home in Gastonia.
Margaret Holbrook spent the week
end at her home in Hickory and took
with her as her guest Marion Neely.
Ethel Cox visited her sister, Mrs.
Rochelle, in High Point, over Sunday.
Lucile Reid, Margaret Marshall and
Bessie Clark spent Saturday and Sun
day at their homes in Leaksville.
Durham guests for Sunday were
Irma Heaton, Elizabeth Parker, Elsie
Harris and Emily Moye.
Ruth Reeves, '23, visited her sister
Catherine Saturday afternoon.
Margaret Williford had as house
■guests for the week-end Helen and
Mary Collins Powell.
WHERE IGNORANCE IS BLISS
America discovered, yes, in 1492
And ectoplasm is a part of prota-
plasm, too.
Instinctive acts are native ones—^they
cannot be reflex
If “Y” is one, and “Z” is two, what
then can equal “X”?
Anaximenes thought the world was
made from simply air,
He told his views to Thales, and the
very quarrelsome pair
Discussed the source of everything,
the why of this and that
What matter was before it was, and
where the world was at.
Two parts of “H” and one of “0”
make “H20”, you know.
The moon, though high above the tide,
controls its ebb and flow,
Sphaerella is a one-celled plant with
lots of things inside,
Amoebae squirm and lose their shapes,
and won’t stay on the slide.
My head is full of things like this—a
sadly mixed affair—
Ah, Ignorance, what peace is thine,
what bliss-beyond compare.
JOKES.
First Music Student—“Schubert
was the one that wrote that Mid
night Sonata, wasn’t he?”
Second M. S.—“Why no, Bach
wrote it.”
“Waiter, bring me the nine things
like.”
“What are they, sir?”
“Hash.”
CALENDAR.
1. McDowell Club Picture—Satur
day, October 20, 1923, Thomas
Meighan in “Our Leading Citizen”,
Memorial Hall.
2. Pay Day for Budget, Monday,
October 22, 1923.
3. French Club—Thursday, Oct. 23,
1923, Living Room Alice Clewell
Building.
4. Junior Hallowe’en Masquerade—
Saturday, Oct. 27, 1923, 8:00 P.M.
5. Music Hour—Illustrated lecture
on the Violin, Miss Susan A. Webb,
Oct. 25, 1923, at 3:45 P.M.
6. “If Winter Comes”—Broadway
Theater, Oct. 29, 30, 31.
7. Basket Ball practice—
Monday, 4:30 P.M.—All classes.
^ Tuesday, 4:30—Sophomores, Fresh
men.
Wednesday, 4:30—Juniors, Seniors.
Friday, 4:30—All classes.
8. Golf practice.
Wednesday—3.80 to 4.30 P.M.
Saturday—3.00 to 4.00 P.M.
9. Y. W. C. A.—Friday, Oct 26,
1923, 6:30 P.M.
4-0. Weekly Hike—Saturday, Oct. 27,
4 P.M.
Little rows of zeros.
Not so very quaint.
Make your graduation
Look as tho' it aint.
Helen—“What are all those holes
in the floor?”
Fred—“They’re knot holes.”
Helen—“They are, too!”
Daphne Raper (on
class, hearing love menti*
of the emotions)—Oh! tl
one!
m
tMogy
as one
a good
Miss Hall (speaking to class)—
Have you ever seen anyone trying to
speak another language without know
ing anything about it?
Elgie Nance—Ye’m, we do that
every day in class.
Elizabeth Tyler (discussing small
classes)—When I took Spanish 3-4,
there were only two of us; when I
took Latin 3-4, there were only four
of us: and when I took German there
was only one of me.
Freshman (writing home)—This is
the most formal place I’ve ever been
in. They even made us present our
cards before we could get in classes.
Little Spencer let no grass grow
under his feet. When uncle came for
a visit he came rushing up with this:
“Uncle, make a noise like a frog.”
“Why?” asked the old man.
“’Cause when I ask daddy for any
thing he says: ‘Wait till your uncle
croaks.’ ”
Miss Meinung—What are comple
mentary colors?
Fresh (after meditating for quite a
while)—Oh, I know,—they’re colors
that flatter you.
Bessie Chandler (on the hike)—
Little girl, what are you carrying that
sweater around for?
Little Girl—I’ve got a hand’chief
and I want somethin’ to put it in.
beautiful head of
must fall to her
Altru—What a
hair she has,—it
waisfc
Cynic—More than likely it drops to
the floor.
College Girl—I’ve got to get a
cover ]for my square table. Don’t let
me forget that it’s eight by nine.
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