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THE SALEMITE Tourist—“I’m almc )st certain I must have run aero: sometime or other!” Sour Waiter—“No, sir; it's al- ways been like this.” Teacher (to class in Natural His- tory)—“What kind . of birds are most frequently kept i in captivity?” “Jail birds,” volunteered Tommy. Caustic Critic: “Gee, but you liave a lot of bum jokes in tlii “Wha t's the n latter?” rticle on fresl li milk and the editor c( indensed it.” Pat— “How much is thim plums ?” Groce r—“Ten Pat— “Shure, wot do yez think Oi am? A bird She— “Your father must have great atl ilete!” He—‘ ■Oh, I d. on't know.” She— “How C( ould he have ; been otherwis e and r aiss such a dumb- —“Be good to it. It’s in AN INDIRECT PRIZE WINNER ^^“Was your garden a success tbis ■■Very mua so!^ My neighbor's CURRENT HISTORY The American Delegation to International Opium Confere headed by Representative Stephen G. Porter, gave a, series of propos ed the evils caused by the of Thf led that only the tion could curtail the amount of such drugs which now reaches the people of the world. A surplu production of raw opium and of th cocoa leaf (from which cocaine i extracted) was, according to th American plan, to be prevented The distribution of herion was to b absolutely forbidden. Various othe proposals for the commercial ban dling of narcotic raw materials wer 'made. The amount of opium im portation was to be decreased ten per cent each year until all importa tions ceased. A centiral board was proposed, which would each year receive esti mates from the contracting parties of their requirements for all pur- The statement that the Bri government has decided to scrap Geneva protocol has been offici declared to be untrue. The cabinet has requested the League to discussion of the protocol froi next meeting, but this request be interpreted differently. The pro- liet has n t had ti D form. late its policy in regard pecially in view of the fact that th' Dominions are to be consulted. The government, if it makes an; suggestions will probably proposi some modifications which, it i hoped, will satisfy the French de- to erect, next year, a large wireless station, on the Island of Yap, in the Hipitoli Villa, last of the notori ous Villa family,^ and^^brotbe^r^^ of » are two “R’s” in e Freshmen Win Victory In Game with Seniors Younger Players EagerlyWin Game on Saturday; Final Score wa Twenty to Ten. The Freshmen walked away v an easy victory in the practice gi with the Seniors, played Saturday afternoon, November 15. There a grand scramble for the most . throughout the entire game and eithei co-oper tion noted in the previous games. Polly Hawkins and Margaret Wel- lons scored for the Senior team, while Estelle Lawson and Dorothy Schallert were the onl; final i 1 the Freshm ^enty 1 1. Th CALENDAR Monday, November 21, final volley-ball games between Upperclass and Freshman Wednesday, November 26^ 11:00 A. M., Expanded chapel service. Address by Miss Margaret Brietz, field Church. 2:00 P. M,—Final int. class basket-ball games. 6:15 P. M.—Thanksgivi 4:00 P. M.—Hike. Interesting' Notes from •Education Department It is interesting to note that Con- and Sophia Hall, began their ' E. Lee Hotel, the Woman's Club of Winston-Salem will give a reception for all persons teaching in Upperclass Volley-Ball Team Defeats Freshmen Two old Scotchmen sat by the roadside talking and puffing awa; merrily at their pipes. “There's no muckle pleasure i: smokin', Sandy,” said Donald. “Hoo dae ye mak' that out? questioned Sandy. “Well,” said Donald, “ye see, i ye're smokin' yer ain 'bacca ye'r thinking o' the awful expense, ar if ye’re smokin’ some ither body' yer pipe’s ramm’t sae tight it winn LATEST AUTOMATIC CHURN BEADS-BEADS A New Assoi’tment of the LATEST STYLES Just Received. Be Sure to See Them. THE GIFT SHOP Jewelers 428 N. Liberty St. W\sper Service in Memorial Hall Salem Student's Enjov Fine Organ Recital by Dean Shirley. The most inspiring vesper service of the year was held in Memorial Hall Sunday evening at 6 o’clock. At this time, Dean H. A. Shirley gave a twilight organ recital. The dimly lighted auditorium formed a lovely setting for the beautiful pro gram. Dean Shirley played for Iialf an hour, and during that time absolute quiet reigned. The numbers were carefully chos en and exquisitely rendered. Per haps the most beautiful selection he played was “Offertory written on St. Cecelias’ Day.” Those present were enthusiastic in their praise of this service. It is hoped that Dean Shirley will give Small boy—“Are sheep the dnmb- There was an old man on the ship who stuttered. One day he went to the captain and seemed very anxious to tell him something. “Th— th— th—” The impatient captain told him that he had no time to listen to what he bad to say. So the poor old man tried to tell it to the first sailor he saw, and then to the next, who all became impatient as the captain. Finally he met the captain again. “Are you still trying to get that out?” he said. “Well, if it'll help you any, sing it.” WE NOW OFFER SPECIAL REDUCTIONS ON OUR ENTIRE STOCK OF FINE COATS AND DRESSES JHE IDEAL W If ^ Place For Salem Col- fV CllSlrC S lege Girls—Just Around the Corner. We ’\\^elcome you at all times. LIGHT TAN CALFSKIN’S the THING ■^“^‘veTy'efflctivfis^the Hght Tan Pump, with straps ov with- Pkntv o^ %hrtI^i'^oxZrds''‘'for the cold days just ahead. In buying shoes think of style, quality and workmanship- ” SIMMONS SHOE STORE College Sweaters— for the Salem Girls SLIP-ONS AND COAT STYLES. Navy, Black, White, Maroon and Tan. $12.50 Values $9.95 ANCHOR STORE
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