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THE SALEMITE
March 19, 1927.
WELFARE’S- ■SfuSTr'-cSk"
Service to Salem Girls a Specialty
BELCHER - FORLAW COMPANY
204 W. FOURTH ST.
“Latest Thing in Spririg Footwear”
POLITES CANDY KITCHEN
Luncheonette—Hot Lunches
Toasted Sandwichcs—Home Made Pies
Home Made Candies and Ice Cream
Phone 115 114 W. Fourth St.
ROBERT E. LEE BARBER SHOP
Ladies’ Hair Cutting a Specialty.
SALEM GIRLS WELCOME.
THE LANDING OF
THE ARK
Editor’s Note—In a recent trij
) Europe, Madame Margaret Park
r, a renowned Junior of Salem Col
lege, met personally the reporter
who interviewed Mr. Noah. The
script for the following play
given to Madame Parker by
the author himself.
Characters;
Mrs. Noah
Newspaper Reporter
Time: Feeding time for the
ROBERT E. LEE BEAUTY SHOPPE
MRS. W. E. PADGETT
Call 2500 For Appointment.
HINKLE-LANCASTER BOOK STORE
STATIONERY AND FOUNTAIN PENS
423 Trade Street
PHOTO ^GHAVr.US (Vi,
MONTALDO’S
FOURTH AT CHERRY
Correct Apparel in all Types of
Costumes for the School Girl
up now.
Noah: Well, for he
lep him away from me! I haven’-
ne to fool with anybody at pres-
[t. He probably wants to buj
me sort of an animal and I can’i
.are a single one.
(All is quiet for a few minutes
Knock at door).
Noah (opening door)
Man: I am a reporter for the
New York Journal” ai '
ke verv mucli to speak
Ir. or Mrs. Noah.
Mrs. Noah: You are £ ^
liking to Mrs. Noah and Mr. Noah
very busy. What do yi
Reporter (tipping hat) : I
on. Now Mrs. Noah will' ‘you
please tell me the exact time you
■ inded.
Mrs. Noah: Well, correctly speak-
ig, it was about this same time
last—
Voice (from within): Say, wo-
an! Have you got that front dooi
_>en. There’s a draft in here fronr
somewhere and it has blown one oi
fleas away! I’ll be dogged if
JOKES
player.
Sunday School Teacher: “Now
eacli pupil will quote a Bible verse
as he drops in his pennies.”
Junior: (after some desperate
thinking): “A fool and his money
are soon parted.”—Queen’s Blues.
No matter if you are carrying five
courses, you have ample opportunity
to cultivate courtesy without dis
tracting vour mind from the love of
love.—Shreveport Hi-Life.
An old Chinaman, delivering laun
dry in a far north lumber camp,
heard a noise and espied a huge
bear sniffing his tracks in the snow.
“Huh,” he gasped, “you likee
my tracks? Me makee some more.”
“Now why,” remarked the little dog,
In speaking to the tree,
“Would you say the heart of you
Is like the tail of me?”
Tlie tree gave the conundrum up;
The pup with wisdom dark
Explained the matter, saying, “It is
Fartliest from the bark.”
—Selected.
ernly) :
“Son,
Father (s
does this GO
card?”
Son (in innocent tones): “Don’
know. Dad, unless that was the tem
perature of the room.”
—Technique.
“Aren’t you pretty young for
college man?”
“I ain’t no college man; these ai
Dad’s pants.”
Stude: “I want to ask you a quf
on about a tragedy.”
Prof.: “All right.”
Stude: “It’s about my grade.”
—Selected.
lid th
^Now I’ll drive the car,”
old lady as she climbed i
back seat.
Spare: “Dear, why did you
'*Tbe:' “Well, your line was j
—T echniqut
He cleaned up a big fortiine in
rooked dougli. No. yc ’
he was a pretzel manuf
w’s brother was an ox.
Dumb: “Have you read the new
Corn Flake story?”
Bell: “No; is it a short story?”
Dumb: “It’s a cereal.”
—Davidsonian.
A woodpecker lit on a Freshman’s
head
And settled down to drill.
He drilled away for half a day
Then finally broke his bill.
He: “Please.”
She; “No.”
He “Oh, please!”
She: “No!”
He: “Oh, please do.”
She: “Positively no!”
He: “Oh, please, just this time!’
She:
—Florida Flambeau.
Plae
Mount Ara
Noah (voice sounding far with-
ti): What man? Where?
Mrs. Noah: Down here on the
.f the mountain. He’s cominj
n find it
Noah (pretending not to
hear)—about this time last week.
We had a very pleasant but rather
damp trip and’ my son Shem ruined
the only palm beach suit he
You see clothes—
Reporter: Beg pardon, Mrs. No-
1, but would you please tell
mething of the trip. Did the ;
als—
Mrs. Noah: Don’t mention i
mals to me! The disgustmg thi
make me sick. If you want to talk
animals you see my husband.
Reporter: Just the thing, Mrs.
Noah! Would you call him, please?
Mrs., Noah: No, I can’t! He’s
busy feeding and can’t be both
ered. (Terrible racket within. All
kinds of noises. Above it all
heard Noah’s voice)
Noah: There’s that pesky mule
loose again! Shem, come hert
help me catch him! Ham, you go
and ask your mother if she expects
milk before night. I haven’
found that flea yet! Wliere or
rth is that draft coming from?!
(Noah appears in terrible rage).
Noali: Woman, I asked you ai
ur ag’o if you liad that door oi^en
The Gift Shop
W. E. Lineback
The Jeweler
New Location
219 W. 4th St.
Near Montaldo’s
Will Be Pleased to
Wait
1 You
The Store of Service,
Courtesy and Square
Dealing—Welcome.
Walk-Over Shoe Store
Where Shoes are fitted to
feet—425 N. Trade St.
We Walk-Over All Competiton
WALK-OVER SHOES
Phone 1817 Winston-Salem, N. C.
VISIT OUR MII.LINERY DEPT. ON BALCONY
The time is here for taking pictures so bring out the kodak
and put it to work and bring us your films to develop. We
give you a 24-liour service on developing. You leave your films
with us one afternoon and get them the next afternoon. Isn’t
that service? ' ■ xS.!
WE ALSO CARRY A COMPLETE STOCK
OF KODAK FILMS
HOPKINS-LANDQUIST
ALWAYS FIRST WITH TUB BEST
One of tlie fleas is gone and you
m just have the pleasure of find-
Ig him!! It’s past—(sees report-
•). Who on earth are you?
Reporter: Just the man I want!
Will you spare me a moment of your
(Reporter comes nearer to Noah,
and Noah backs into ark.)
Reporter; I am endeavoring to
‘t your story for my paper. If'
)u will please give me a few points
II write you up in grand style.
Noah: Grand style, my eyebrow!
I.isten to all those animals hollow
ing for supper. Do you think I’ve
got ti
0 fool
(Noah slams door in reporter’s
face. Reporter stands dazed for a
then opens door and enters
ark. Loud voices mingled with the
of animals heard. Reporter’s
nd coat fly out the door, soon
followed by Reporter himself. Noah
ppears at the door and heaves a
igh of relief).
Noah; Another good riddance.
Now for a quiet night. (Sliuts the
door).
“Has anvone
“Pete wlio?”
“Petroleum.
en Pete?
n yesterday and lie
nt benzine Flambeau.
“Have you heard the “High Hat”
“No.”
“Oh-h-if High Hat the wings of
’er thes^prLon walls I would fl;
Candies
80c Lb.
MARTHA WASHINGTON
CANDY STORE
Zinzentlorf Hotel
O’HANLON’S
DRUG STORE
For
DRY SKIN
For extra dry skin, use
Dorothy Gray’s Special Mix
ture—it gives the skin a eor-
^•pet supply of oils to offset
flakiness.
At Our
Toilet
Goods
Department
O’HanWs
IS THE PLACE
The Rexall Store
Phone 107—174
Dr. W. J. Hughes
Osteopathic Physician
303 Realty Bldg.
Telephones— Office 2742
Residence 3875
SHOE REPAIRING SHOP
While You Wait
W. O. GILBERT
W. Fourth Street,
COLONIAL
MONDAY and TUESDAY
“A Little Journey”
—WITH—
WILLIAM HAINES and
CLAIRE WINDSOR
Also Harry Langdon in “Saturday Afternoon”
THURSDAY—FRIDAY—SATURDAY
‘‘Casey at the Bat”
Wallace Beery
Ford Sterling
and Zazu Pitts