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THE SALEMITE
Friday, February 12, 1937.
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THE COLLEGIATE
REVIEW
(By Associated Collegiate Press)
Ad on the postoffice bulletin board
of the University of Minnesota;
“New Books at Sacrifice. Students
quit school to get married, sowhat?
I'd like to sell the books.”
Blackburn College males pulled the
wool over their own eyes — wool or
cotton, before going to the last dance
of the semester. It was an informal
“sweater affair” with no suits al
lowed.
Daughters and song of business
men make up more than half the stu
dent population of Carleton College.
Greek and Latin, the so-called
“dead” languages, have been as
sured a long life at Northwestern
University as a result of a bequest of
$30,000 from an alumnus to be used
entirely for scholarships in classical
languages.
Spelling bees are “earning in”
again at the University of Baltimore.
Prizes are being awarded to the
winner and two runners-up in the
contest sponsored by the Student
Activities Association.
To prevent future deaths in coal
mine cave-ins. Dr. Helmut Lands-
berg, assistant professor of geo
physics at Pennsylvania State Col
lege, has contrived a simplified seis
mograph to predict otherwise imper
ceptible movements of the ground
long before the crash.
A figure-finder at Northwestern
University has discovered that rain
THIS COLLEGIATE
WORLD
(By Associated Collegiate Press)
The survey of John E. Tunis, au
thor of “Was College Worth
While?” looks like “a prospectus for
a new mining company” compared
with mine, says Pundit Egbert
Benchley.
In “Sobering Statistics,” a col
umn in “The Twelve-Twenty-Five
Express,” a special publication of
the class of 1912 of Harvard Uni
versity, the noted humorist affirms:
“Mr. Tunis, you will remember,
took a good look at his class 25
years after graduation from Harvard
— and found that practically nothing
of value had been accomplished by
its members in a quarter of a cen
tury. ’ ’
Benchley, a graduate of the 1912
class himself, reported that the class
produced only one Bishop of Albania,
“or at any rate only one Bishop of
Albania who later became Prime
Minister.”
“If I were a calamity howler,”
he continued, “I could show that
72 per cent haven’t got $3,000,000
to their name, 91 per cent can’t
juggle and that we haven’t a single
President of the United States.”
—carbon dioxide and water, as it
strikes the limestone buildings on the
campus will dissolve the structures
in 72,000 years.
The John and Josephine Geniuses
of the high-sehool classroom go right
on starring in college, says a pro
fessor at the University of Cincin
nati. Of the 24 freshmen who re
ceived statescholarships last fall, 23
have done above average work in
their first university semester.
SEEN AT THE DANCE
Frances Klutz with 4 young or
chids and one handsome date . . .
We didn’t see Kea Council and Sue
Caudle’s dates, but it’s a cinch we
couldn’t miss their orchids . . . Eed
roses there in abundance. Wonder
if they mean true love to Kate Pratt,
Sara Sherwood, and the others who
were decked out in them? . . . and
although there were quite a few
gardenias, we think most of them
were sitting on top of Frances Alex
ander’s head. Why the veil, though?
We wonder that some of you girls
have courage enough to expose your
favorite ‘ ‘ one ’ ’ to all your cute
friends, but Chubby and Sarah, Jo
and K. J., Mary Louise and Archie,
Mary and Dick, Tweak and Bill Uni
form, Janie and Billy, Meredith and
“Doo,” Euth and Buddy, Jo Grib-
bin and Bobby were right on hand.
The figure looked beauteous from
a punch-bowl seat. Also beauteous
was the dancing Virginia Lee and
Dave Henderson were doing right
out in the middle of the S after the
figure — the spotlight on Lee’s
Rhinestones and Dave’s blond head
. . . Mr. and Mrs. Agnew Bahnson
were the cutest ones dancing to “I
love You Truly” . . . Frances Alex
ander wasn’"t the only oi^e with
things atop the head — Dot Wyatt
had a pile of pink curls on hers . . .
Felicia Martin headress looked spec
ial too . . . Mary Grier running
around trying to get people to intro
duce to all three of her dates . . .
Mildred Troxler, waiting to break
back on that Bomar Man . . . Cokey
and Mr. Downs dancing the no-break
after the figure when no one but
flguretes were supposed to be . . .
We were seared for awhile that
the poor dates wouldn’t stand a
chance when the girls saw Freddy
Johnson — He was recently voted
the most attractive man at U. N. 0.
which is some going — all the stags
congregated under the orchestra, and
Jo Gribbin especially spent awhile
‘ ‘ resting ’ ’ right below the platform.
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Vrom tobacco farm to shipping
room,.. at every stage in the mak
ing of Chesterfield Cigarettes . . .
Job Number One is to see that
Chesterfields are made to Satisfy.
Copyright 1937, LiGGITT & Myeis TomCCO Co.
In the fields...at the auction mar
kets . . . and in the storage ware
houses .. .Job Number One is to
see that Chesterfield tobaccos are
MILD and RIPE.
In the Blending Department Job
Number One is to "weld” out
home-grown tobaccos with aro
matic Turkish to the exact Chest
erfield formula.
In the Cutting and Making De
partments Job Number One is to
cut the tobacco into long clean
shreds and roll it in pure cigarette
paper. '
Chesterfields are made to give you the things
you enjoy in a cigarette... refreshing mildness
.. .pleasing taste and aroma. They Satisfy,