STUDENTS BOW TO FAOULTY (Continued From Page One) to escape the ball and politely say ing, “after you.” Aggie Brown also figured largely in the first pe riod play, largely on the floor. While Killer urged his team on and ex plained further intricate plays lo them during the minutes between quarters, the student team lay pros trate on the floor . . . completely exhausted from trying to keep up with the lightning-like pace set by their elders. The second quarter saw only two faculty substitutions, both of which were short lived. Miss Turlington skipped out on the court in true championship form to play several minutes of inspiring handball. Pit ter-Patter Byrd played a good game too . . . she spent her whole playing time winding up to run. There was something about her which was just vaguely reminiscent of the ten- thirty limited on a greased track. In the breath-taking third quar ter Killer, just to keep from getting stale in one spot, switched to guard position. The three guards (Killer, Ifm-Pea-Gireen and Sneak-Em-In) then did a nice job of hedging in any poor student who happened to get the ball; and by sleight of hand (sometimes referred to in wrestling as jui-jitsu), retrieved the ball and sent it spinning down to their own forwards. In the final period ,the faculty had the score sewed up from the beginning. Like fiiery colts; they stumbled, charged, clipped, under cut, and battled in a one-point lead. At this stage in the game, they were so over-wrought that they savagely slashed students down and by sheer treachery managed to have the floor, cleared fori blind shooting. About five minutes before the whistle, the whistle blew . . . end ing the game 24-23. one so completely? After three | years of hard school work (we aren’t sure this applies to Ceil)) \ when they have almost reached their goal, why did they suddenly drop everything and join the United States Army? | There may be some who didn’t read about Cell’s and Mary Eliza- beth’s incredible venture, but surely there is no one who hasn’t heard of the article which jumped into print in Friday morning’s Journal | — plus photographs of the new pub- , lication editors. It was entitled) “New Occupational Draft Blanks Are Described Here,” and the first paragraph read: “Miss Cecili» ' Nuchols of Charlotte, and Miss Mary ^ Elizabeth Hand sent to all February 16 draft registrants—together with information on how they are to b® utilized — were received by the i Forsyth local boards yesterday.” Well! We admit that patriotism ! is a good thing as long as it is kept within* reasonable limits, but isn’t this straining things a little? How could Ceil and Mary Lib be sent to all February 16 draft regiS' ■ trantsf and what on earth are they good for, anyway? (This was sliP' ped over the censor’s shoulder, who — it happens — is one of the future editors). ; Well, the whole thing was awfully I baffling to those who keep posted on the news. Quoth the dean, “It’s , bad publicity for the school . . bad publicity (For actual sound effects, see Pinky Harrison or KatherinO Manning). Quoth Ceil, “All these telephoned applications from Feb ruary 16th registrants are about to , floor me.” Quoth the next morn ing’s paper. “It was all a mis placed linotype slug.” Well — s® now we knowl Page 4. THE SALEMITE March 31. SALEM STUDENTS HELP UNCLE SAM (Continued From Page One)