November 19, 1943. THE SALEMITE Page Three. FILTH COLUMN REPORTING: Well, where were the seniors last week-end? They really hibernated —what with the Med School party, Betty Moore and her Harry here, Charlie and her Eay, the huge open fire, and a few to home. Of all the seniors we find that Mary Jane Kelly made the best impression Sd called twice last night. But the one who made the best imprefssion with the seniors was Ed Chow from Chungking. Especially did he im press V. V. and he really looked quite smitten when getting her signature. Plans are coming forth for the Dec. 4th I. R. S. dance, and there may be a chance of getting the High Point cadets. The most excited per son in this school is Helen McMil lan—Bud is coming home. Also ex cited was Tap Swlnson with her new new pictures of Bob— from Aus tralia. Sue is looking forward to Thanksgiving and Washington and seeing Jake—sounds like fun. ..Ella Lou has on display a wonderful pic ture of Harold. You’d do well to see it, and in color, too. Citadel bound this weekend are Sarah Merritt, Helen Bobbins, Bar bara Watkins, Edith Longest, and Helen Thomas. Did. you hear of Helen’s wire to John? “Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead to Cit adel. ” Have a good time, girls. (And were we surprised when we heard Bill and Edith had broken up!) The greater part of Lehman is heading for Chapel Hill and the Duke-Carolina game this weekend. Betty G., Peggy N., and Pormy are among those included. Tormy has recently been dealing with a hand some Lt. from Camp McCall—no go tho he did try to get in touch with her over the entire weekend. And how about that last good news from Paul, Garrison? Also Carolina-bound this week end are K. Maiming, Polly Starbuck, K. Traynham, Sehia Midyette, Ann Barber, Doris Little, Betty Harris, Julia Garrett, Martha Sherrod, Lou Stack and a few more we’ve proba bly overlooked (and we’ll miss Nan cy Kenny, too, whil6 she’s away). Congratulations to Bobby Hawk ins, who will say ‘‘‘I do” in Decem ber. Prom the day students we learn that McNair has a bid to the Med dance already! Why isn’t she bring ing Ben to our dance? What was Phyllis Hill’s big problem last Mon day night? Having trouble Kitty trying to decide which Med student to ask to the dance? How is Mrs. Park walking around without a heart since it is sailing the seas? What’s this we are hearing about ‘‘The Three Unconquerables”? They are taking the town by storm. We won der what’s so interesting in Norfolk for Juanita Miller lately. It seems that a certain boy from V. P. I. has been seeing Louise Taylor every weekend. Who said men were scarce? Prom all reports, Kitty Angelo, Nan cy Hyatt, and Louise Totherow had three sets of dates last weekend. We hear that this year’s freshman class is full of those things com monly known as “snakes”! Among the latest of these are Bernice Bunn, Iiight Joslin, and Mae Noble. Light visited Frances Elder last weekend and in the course of the visit po litely (?) took Frances’ man! Win- ston-Salem’s ‘ ‘ Sonny” can’t make up his mind between blonde Mae Noble and brunette Sally Boswell!!! As for Bunny, she isn’t quite sure how sue stands, so she’ll have to save it for a later date! Those sad looks on Patty’s and Betty’s faces are all because Tommy and Henry are “in the army now.” Too bad, girls, but now you know how the rest of us feel . . . That bracelet Carol Gregory ig flashing around is really good-look ing. Now she can’t make up her mind—is it Joe or Jule? Or is it Billy? These girls that can take their pick . . . Alice Cannichael’s call Monday night all the way from New York caused quite a bit of excitement. If you ask her what he wanted she nonchalantly replies, “Oh, just a date for Christmas Eve”! Ticka Senter’s face is still bright after weekending at Duke. Mar guerite Worth and BlUle Eose Beck- Hello Dear- “The reason I have not written is that I have been on an exhaustive, and exhausting, visit to London. Yes, the Yankee Doodle went to London. The attendant preparations for, and recuperation from, my trip kept me from writing as I should have. I had to arise at the ungodly hour of 4 a. m. to leave, so you can im agine, with that as a starter, what the rest of it was like. I believe I saw everything of major importance the fair city has to offer. I made a pretty close examination of some places the names of which sound something like this: Picadilly Cir cus, Trafalgar Square, The House of Parliament, Westminster Bridge, Westminster Abbey, St. James Park, Buckingham Palace, The Tower of London and about umpteen dozen other places. I spent some time in St. Paul’s and Westminster. Altogether I should say that I walked upward of 800 miles' in a couple of days. That is a modest estimate, as my feet are still sore. I don’t regret a bit of it though. I covered that town like a blanket. . I couldn’t get very close to No. 10 Downing so I didn’t get a glimpse of “Winnie.” It’s really a nice town for all its age. It doesn’t impress one as being as big as it really is. You seem to be having a wonder ful time back in those dear old States. Keep the good work up. One can never tell when something might happen and end those things. Some day I will be back to enjoy those things with you. You write of doing the simple, natural little things that are far removed from here at this moment. A horseback ride, a movie, dinner at home or in a nice place somewhere, or just browsing through a day lackadaisi cally, all done without the knowl edge that you’ve got to be back in camp by 11 p. m., would be won derful. Just keep right on living like that. I want you to keep in practice so you can teach me how when I get back. I daresay I’ve forgotten.” What’s In a Name? (Mary Alice Neilson) erdite are planning big things for their weekend at Carolina which be gins tomorrow. Billie Eose doesn’t go anything but B. M. O. C.’s—she dates the president of the freshman class at Duke, Ben Flowe . . . Speak ing of freshman presidents, our own Prue Coyte is (?xpecting a picture any day now from, shall we say, her “big moment.” We all mistook Betty Bell’s moth er for Betty’s sister. They really look like twins! Mary McIntyre and her roommate, Jean McNew were, without a doubt, the happiest persons on third floor Sunday night . . . they both got calls from their favorite “fellows.” Ellen Brannock seems to have for gotten her “one and only” para trooper . . . g]ie’s all out for the Navy now! Shef Liles must have been efxcited Friday . . . g},g missed her hometown by thirty miles, and had to go all the way back! ^ow, seriously, we must ask that 3^1 girls without dates stay out of the living rooms over the weekend. The campus is literaWy buzzing with activity. Remember, stay out of tlie living room—go only to the base ment of Clewell, by the way—and visit the “Gingham Tavern.” Once upon a time there lived on Mt. Mitchell a Young boy named Eichard who was very puzzled—he didn’t know which he wanted to be: a soldier or a Farmer. What a Eiddle! So he decided that the best thing for him to do was to visit both an army Fort and a farm and then make up his mind as to which he liked better. As he approached the military camp he noticed that a big Stone Wall surrounded the place. He climbed over and saw inside over 2000 soldiers Manning the Garrison. How Noble of them, he thought. Outside the recreation room he saw a wonderful Bollin alley but right in the Senter there were several men in a huddle Casteen dice. (’D- orton do that, he warned himself). Eichard watched the camp activities for the Longest kind of a time and decided on the whole the men were very Ernest about their work and Merritt the praise of all. “Weir all for you,” he Holler-ed as he bade farewell to army life, “but it’s not the job for me.” The family rejoiced when their son came home from the venture. “Howell you look,” they all ex claimed—except his sophisticated sis ter who immediately asked, “How do you like McNew hat?” (She Hicks as she says “my”). How do you like the lace on it? I just Love lace!” It wasn’t long, however, until our hero’s feet began to itch again and he started on his trip to the farm. As he walked along the country Ehodes, he met a Barber, a Taylor, a Miller, a Weaver, and a man named Jonies. They all advised him to go West. Wooten you take their Coun cil? Eichard took it for what it was Worth and went Joslin on his way, Whittle-ing as he went. After a while he became hungry. He Tuck er last Swift look at the Nichols in his pocket and bought some Her ring and a Bunn. This satisfied him enough to climb the big Hill ahead of him—even though he could have eaten a ton—a Fulton. He came to a beautiful country Lane covered with Eedfeams, Brown Eeids, and green Moss. Un derneath a tree he saw a Loving pair, Adams and Eva. “Ah Love,” Eich ard gasped, “Holder tight.” Further on he saw a rabbit. When he realized what striking Furr the creature had, he started to Chase him with his Eodd—but the rabbit was Slye and hid with the Coons and Daniel in the lion’s Denning. Eichard noticed every Byrd that flew by, be it Eohbins, Mock-ing birds, or Crow-ells. As he was walk ing on the Shore by the lake, he saw a beautiful White Swann. At last he came to the farm. The Farmer, with a Steele Hamer in his Hand, was tying a Bullock near the Hayes Stack. “Great Scott, I’m glad to see you,” he Clapp-ed. “I need all the help I can get to raise bigger and better crops for our fight ing men. Go down that Hall, turn to the Eeich, and get a pair of ov eralls out of the Garrett.” Our friend, happy to have chosen his life work, now feels like a New man. Moral: Please, no Moore of this. It’s Hackney-ed. It ought to be against the Law. (Any reference to persons living or dying at Salem College is Avera strange incident.) TWIN CITV lOBY OEAN1N6 COl dial 7106 612 West Fourth St. HOTEL ROBERT K LEE Dining Eoom and Coffee Shop Fifth and Cherry Streets PEESCETPTIONISTS PATTERSON DRUG CO, 112 W. 4th St. PHONE 7194 PICCADILLY GRILL 415 W. 4th Street The most up-to-date Restatirant in the South RAY W. GOODRICH PHOTOGRAPHER 317 W. 4th — Dial 7994 engraved Iiivita.tioiis — Aunounceineiits Calling Cards — Stationery H. T. Hearn Engraving Co. 632 W. 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There is one group of seniors that really goes into that in a big way — they make themselves into modern Cleopatras (c. f. — Senior class stunt ’42) and parade through the building, not infrequently bumping into dates — other people’s I mean. The parties in “Sitting’s Bottom” are for all of Senior, given at the slightest excuse of a birthday. After cokes and crackers, the crowd starts singing. The favorites right now are, “It Can’t Be Wrong,” “Power in the Blood” and “Minnie, the Mermaid.” Actually, it is whispered, the Sen iors are already turning to their second childhood. 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