THE SALEMITE Page Three. Presenting. During a game of bridge in the smoke-house, Margaret Fisher told me about her fairy-story life. Every thing has happened like she wanted it to happen. She dislikes winter; consequently she was born in the spring. She doesn’t like South Africa; so she was born in Concord, N. C. She doesn’t like largo schools; there fore Salem is her ideal college. When Margaret was a little girl, she sat in the church every Sun day wishing she could play the Organ. Now she can play, bccause she is majoring in organ. You see, all her dreams have come true. Being a sophomore, chemistry and Organ major, she has the plan of an ideal day—all afternoon at lab, and all night at music hall. Anyway that’s how she spends her time. She says, “I don’t live anymore: I just major.” Besides attending all the musical functions, Margaret finds time to be Sophomore class secretary, an of ficer of the Lablings, and to write for the Salemlte. Sho made Class Honors last year. Science—music sports—publications—high average -—bow’s that for a versatile combi nation f Toddle House pie is the most wonderful thing Margaret can think of. Then there are those good old summer school days and A1 at Davidson that are reasons enough for that David.son pennant in her room. More dreams t Margaret hasn't made dofiuite plans for her future, but she is thinking about being a junior coun selor at a camp next summer. You know Margaret, don’t you? If you don’t, just run over to South Hall and yell for her. Funnies Are Influential - The language that we speak every day is influenced by what we hear spoken and what we read. Im portant among these influences are the funny papers. On Sunday morning, families all over the na tion laugh at the Katzenjammer Kids or sympathize with .Tiggs. It has become natural for young and old alike to follow l-'lash Gordon in a rocket ship to Mars or go through the time machine with Alley Oop to Greece. Probably most of the slang we hefjr every day originates with the high school talk of Freckles and his friends or the gangster terms of Tracy’s newest enemy. Just last Sunday Freckles .“^aid to his best friend, “Kound up the tribe and come on over. We’ll crack a few cadenzas and do a little jive-bomb ing. Come on in and scrape the leather.” Tracy’s gangster was too busy escaping from Tracy to s.i} anything. However, the plotters in •lane Arden say, ‘^Any time you le a sucker think he’s getting some thing for nothing, you’ve got a good racket.’’ Slang is not the only languagt^ habit derived from the funny pa pers: incorrect grammatical expres sions are common also. To me the funniest and the most extreme mur derer of the English language i.s I^i’l Abner. The most educated person in Dogpatch, he thinks nothing of say ing, “Wo didn’t prove nothing to them scientist fellas. But we proved We loves each other more than our own selves.” Another character whose reputation for grammar alm^t equals Li’l Abner’s is Jiggs. He complained to Maggie about his toothache, “There’s a lot of guys I know’ that I wish had it.” Nevertheless, on Sunday mornings in homes all over America sensi tiveness to dangling participles, metaphors, verb agreement, and double negatives is locked in the closet until the funnies are read. Laurel Green. MARGARET FISHER VOGLER SERVICE Ambulance—Funeral Directors Dependable for More Than 85 Tears dial 6101 Filterings Watson Davis, director of Science Service, has chosen the following developments as the ten most im portant advances in science dur ing 1945. The atomic bomb and the re leasing of atomic energy for industrial use. The discovery and verification of the trans-uranium chemical elements, 9.S, 94, 9.'), and 9(i, and the large scale production of 94, plutonium, for use in the atomic bomb. Use of streptomycin—a germ- stopping substance of the pen icillin family—for treatment of diseases, i>articularly those not cured by sulfa drugs and peni cillin. Development of the proximity i fuse—a device which sets off shells by radio signal. Development and use of loran, which allows determination of exact positions at sea and in the air through timed radio signals. Use of psychological warfare methods in speeding the sur render of the Japanese. Development and use of B.VL, a kind of alcohol, for the treat ment of arsenic and mercury poisoning. Development and use of the chemicals, -\NTU and 1080 for killing rats and other rodents. Successful transplanting of hearts in warm-blooded ani mals. Steps Jaken by Congress for establishing a National Science Foundation. Some of these developments were actually made before 1945, but be cause of the necessity of secrecy during war, they could not be an nounced until 194.'). (from Science News Letter) Lablings Use New Projector The first Liibling.s meeting of the year was held Tuesday night in I>ark Hall and the Old Chapel. The business meeting was held in the lecture room of the science building. Nell Jane Griffin announced that the Lablings were going to be the first organization to use Salem’s new movie projector. The members were invited to the Old Chapel to see a movie on “The Kubber Short age.” Ice cream sandwiches were served, and the meeting was ad journed, H.T. HEARN Engraving Company ENGRAVED Invitations — Annotincements Calling Cards—Stationery 632 West Fourth Street PICCADILLY GRILL The most up-to-date Restaurant in the South 415 W. 4th Street Comer 4th at Spmc« Bullard Marries Ensign Noble Miss Lesley Bullard, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Leslie J. Bullard, and Ensign Robert Martin (Bob) Noble, USNB, son of J. C. Noble and'the late M’-s. Grace Martin Noble, were married in a quiet ceremony at the home of the bride on North Walnut street Lumberton, N. C., Saturday afternoon, January 5, 1946, at 5 o’clock. Dr. J. Glenn Blackburn per formed the double ring ceremony in the presence of immediate families. Wedding music was rendered by Miss Nell Graham, soloist, and Miss Frances McPhail, pianist, both stu dents at Flora Macdonald colllege. Miss Graham sang “Because” and “All For You”, while Miss McPhail’s numbers included the traditional wedding marches. The vows were spoken in the liv ing room before the mantle, which held a lovely arrangement of white gladioli and chrysanthemums. Mi.ss Jean Bullard, wearing a pale blue frock with corsage of American Beauty roses, attended her sister as maid of honor. Sam Noble was his brother’s best man. The bride, who was given in mar riage by her father, was sittired in a 2-piece light brown suit of wool, with corsage of purple-throated orchids. She added the brown coat and light blue hat and bag for traveling. Mrs. Noble was graduated in 1943 from Lumberton high school; where she was president of Student Coun cil in her senior j’ear. At the time of her marriage, Lesley was a mem ber of the junior class at Salem College. The groom received his degree in civil engineering last November at the University of South Carolina where he was president of Sigma chapter of I’i Kappa I’hi, vice-presi dent of the Blue Key, national honor fraternity, and captain of the base ball team. The couple will make their home in Pensacola, Fla. At The Theatres CAROLINA Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday ‘ ‘ Rhapsody In Blue” Thursday, Friday, Saturday “Wonder Man” i'ORSYTH Monday, Tuesday “Week-End at the Waldorf’’ WiHlnesday “Pride of the Marines” Thursday “Show Business” STATE Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday ‘‘Snafu” 'I’hursday Smiley Hurnette in I’erson Picture—“Woman Who Came IVack” TWIN CITV IDRY CUAN1N6 COl 512 W. Foarth St. Dial 7106 Winston-Salem, N. 0. 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Her gown featured a long waisted bodice with round neckline and long pointed sleeves with full hooped skirt end ing in a court train. Her fingertip- length veil was held in place Avith a tiara of seed pearls. Serving as the bride's attendants were her sister. Miss Betsy Mer ritt of Mount Airy, as bridesmaid, and Mrs. Rhodes Carpenter of Rich mond, sister-in-law of the bride groom. The bride was educated at the Mount Airy schools and Mary Baldwin College, Staunton, Va. Rachel attended Salem during 1943-44 and while here she was a member of the May Court. The bridegroom is a graduate of llamp- den-Sydney College, Ilampden-Syd- noy, Va. The couple spent their honeymoon in New York City. VICTOR, COLUMBIA AND DECCA RECORDS BOCOCK - STROUD Company 217 West Fourth Street RAY W. GOODRICH PHOTOGRAPHER 317 W. 4th St. — Dial 7904 SALEMITES THE ANCHOR CO. UP TOWN MEETING PLACE “The Shopping Center” by Nancy Hills Davis and Anne Carter “What no bags!” we heard the hesitant desk clerk say. He won dered whether he should give a room to such forlorn and bedraggled girls accompanied by two prosperous and willing looking men. However— he must believe in taking chances— he gave us a room in TIotel Hickory. It all started at one o’clock on Tuesday, December 19, when we started out with Mary Prances Garrou and her brother on the dan gerous snow-covered roads. After having three narrow escapes, we got to a country store fourteen miles on this side of Conover. Here we gave up the desparate struggle in a car with no chains and a broken wind-shield wiper. Being very brave wo left Frankie and her brother and got in with the first car that stopped, which wa.s occupied by two odd-looking men. Before we rolled six inches we were stopped by the highway patrolman who said the roads were impossible. We looked helpless and told him our plight, so he let us through. We arrived in Hickory at six o’clock and went directly to the hotel. Brav ing a crowd in the lobby, who looked suspiciouslly at us, we piti fully put our call in to Morganton. After turning down a dinner and movie date with our two fat Romeos, we rushed to our room and anxi ously waited for the call from our families—which incidentally didn’t ever come. After sending a night letter, we felt safe and assured. .\t the breakfast table the ne.xt morning, we were informed wo had been the victims of a state-wide search, seemingly the victims of a kidnapping. To our chagriti the dwk clerk facetiously announced our plight over the loud spt'aker, which causeil (Oont. to page four) Etird’s Dept. Store 430-432 N. TRADE ST. Winston-Salem, N. C. 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