Page Six.
THE SALEMITE
February 8, 1946.
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(Continued from Page 5)
While the hot dogs bark from the
center of the park,
We crown this royal goon.
He can’t do much but he’s funny
as a crutch
In his own peculiar way,
On his royal frown we place the
crown.
Hoorah for the King of May.
(During the last stanza, the Maid of
Honor holds the crown high, but
just as she is about to place it on
his head there is a blood-curdling
yell. Enter the Little Ked Man
and his six other selves, rushing
down the two aisles. Wild music.
The may court is stunned and mo
tionless. The Little R«d Men form
a pyramid, the center one standing,
then, on each side of him, two kneel
ing, two sitting crosslegged, two
lying on their stomachs, chin in
hand).
The Little Red Men Sing (Tune—
“Flying Trapeze”)
1. Get down off that throne, take
your hand off that crown.
You co-eds are through, we have
cooked your goose brown.
You thought you were king, but
you turned out a clown.
And now you are going away.
2. We saw you come in and we’ll
see you walk out.
Your act is a flop and there’s
never a doubt.
That all of the students will glee
fully sh,out,
Because you are going away.
3. Get going, get going, don’t come
back again,
And leave all the gals to us Little
Ked men.
There’s nobody here that for you
has a yen,
Get going, get going away^
(During the song the king, and
the co-eds como down from their
porches as in a trance and execunt
at each side).
Little Red Man (brushing his hands
off): Well, that’s that! Come on,
Radio Council
Plans Forum
The Community Radio Council
has announced plans for a Radio
Workshop -open to college students.
The workshop will meet every week
for six weeks beginning February
7, from 7:00 to 9:00 p. m. at radio
station WSJS and WAIR* Mrs. Bill
ings is the director of this program.
The meeting will be concerned
with discussions on how radio fits
into community planning, music in
radio, the duties of an announcer,
and studio technique and practice.
Continuity, spot writing, auditions,
radio diction, sound effects, trans
criptions and radio acting will be
discussed by local radio announcers
and station personnel.
Those wishing to take part in the
Radio Workshop should call Mrs.
Billings at 7980 or Mrs.^ Williams at
3-3601 immediately.
Alter Egos, old kids, we got va
cancies to fill. (The Little Red Men
take the places vacated by the
king and the other co-eds).
He sings (Tune: “Some of These
Days”)
Now that I’m king. I’ve gotta have
Julia
You’ve gotta be queen, you little
fool, ya.
You’ll be my gal, pet. I’ll be your
pal yet,
You never shall get Away from
me.
When first you spied me, You
couldn’t abide me,
But sit beside me. And you shall
see.
I’ll be your king, dear. You’ve got
my ring dear.
So you better take a wing dear.
And Fly to me.
Chorus; Xow that he’s king hfs
gotta have Julia
You’ve gotta be queen, you little
fool, ya.
You’ll be his gal, jiet, He’ll be your
pal yet.
You never.shall get, To run away.
When first' you spied him. You
couldn’t abide- him.
You’ll sit beside him. From day
to day.
You’ll be his -wife, dear, For all
your life dear.
And you’ll never get a knife,
dear, That’ll cut you away.
(During the preceeding chorus the
following action takes place. The
Little Red Alan calls out “Julia!
Julli-AR Come on, what are you
waiting for. This is it, Julia.” Enter
Julia. She.is dressed in white and
has the long hair around her finger.
As soon as she appears the neare.st
Little Red Man runs out and takes
hold of the end of the hair and leads
her to the feet of the throne, where
he hands it to the Little Red Man,
who pulls her up and seats her on
the throne. All this should be- timed
so that it exactly fills out the time
of the chorus).
Litle Red Man: Now, Mr, Herald, if
you’ll have that anthem over again,
we’ll have the double coronation
ceremony.
Chorus; The moon shines gay in the
middle of the day.
And the stars turn blue and green.
As the frogs all croak that it’s
nothing but a joke
We’ll crown this King and Queen.
(The Maid of Honor crowns them
and drapes a bridal veil over Julia.)
Little Red Jlan: Ladies and gentle
men, you are all invited to the -wed
ding supper, which is to take place
immediately.
Herald; I suppose, your majesty,
that it will be the usual brawl in
the College Refectory.
Little Red Man; Ah, no! I live in
a magic castle on a secret island in
the middle of the Yadkin River,
concealed in a tangle of broom-
. sedge, bulrushes, and muscadines.
A battalion of wild geese and water-
moccasins guards all approaches,
l)ut y.ou wedding guests can get by
I'ROVIDED that you have the
password.
Herald; And ju.-st what is that Pass
word, your majesty?
Little Red Man: D Minus, you poor
boof.
Closing Chorus: (Tune "Castle on
the Kiver Nile”)
In (his) - (my) castle on that
Vadkin isle, We’re gonna sup in
elegant style,
Folding chairs all over the lawn,
Nothing to set your punch-cup
on.
You ought to See those dried-up
sandwiches curl,
Gives those pickledpeaches a twirl.
Greet ten thousand guests and
smile,
In my castle on the Yadkin,
castle on the Yadkin, castle on
the Yadkin isle.
(Chorus sung through,once, repeated
ad lib. Little Red Man and Julia
lead off).
THE END
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o’clock.
Weinlich Speaks
(Continued from page one)
knowledge, and that accelerated
courses are not as effective as the
longer ones.
He spoke of the fact that stud
ies of the incomes of college gradu
ates show that'the incomes corre
spond directly to the grades made
in college. However, Mr. Weinlich
optimistically observed that 90%
of the girls would probably be
married within a few years after
graduation. He ,spoke of our re
sponsibility as educators of our
children, and advised us to make the
best of our opportunity for an
education.
Art Exhibit
(Continued from page one)
terms of design, color, and tex
ture. ‘ ‘ Swimmers by a Quarry” has
compelling force and interest. The
three realistic paintings by Kenneth
Evett are based on abstract designs
modified realistioalh'. “IpjBwici
Beach” is a satisfactory combina
tion of abstract and realistic ele
ments.
The modified impres'sionisjn of
John Kock lacks sense and purpose,
but that his three paintings will
please, some I have no doubt. Sipor-
in casts his work in the way of
social comment. To anyone consc
ious of social wrongs and undeniO'
cratic practices Siporin speaks very
audibly.
Such a show is varied enough and
interesting enough to squelch any
aloof spectator, to delight any con
scientious reviewer.
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