Page Four.
THE SALEMITE
February 21, 1947,
Injuries Plague Stars
As Sports Event Looms
Wails and moans fill tlie soft'
spring breezes of Salem campus.
Occasionally a shriek of anguesh send
a shiver through the willow tree
in front of Bitting. The lily pond is
overflowing with the tears of all
(Salem occupants. ‘‘What has hap-
jiened?” Miss Stout shakes her head
in reply. She cannot trust herself
to speak. A frog leaps up from the
side of the pond and croaks. “I
Just can’t stand any more. All this
crying and all over a silly basket
ball game between the faculty and
students of this college.”
“Well, what's happenedf” we ask
again.
“All I’ve heard has been “Berg-
land with a broken finger bone,
Bestabile with a spraintd wrist,
Peterson with a charley horse, Mann
with a bent toe, Evett with a limp,
and Byrd -with a broken elbow.
What will become of our Knute
Know-It-All team? We must be in
condition to play the Knute Know-
Nothings this coming Thursday.”
“Wtell, why is iSeville crying
over by the swimming pool then,
Frog! As manager of the Know-
Nothings she should be happy to see
the opposing team in bad shape.”
“You don’t understand”, said the
frog impatiently. “With Stone in
crutches, Watkins wearing bandages,
Bullock in the hospital, Taylor in
stitches, and Meatball not eating,
their team is not in the best poss
ible spirits. By the vray, why are
you asking me all this?”
“Why shouldn’t we?”
“Because I've been coaching Mc-
Ewen and Campbell in the art of
good cheer leading, and I’m losing
my voice. So long. Don’t Forget
Thursday night in the gym at 8
Filterings
. . . Speaking of Botany, ....
scientists have found the longi
sought-for Elixir of Love .... that
is, this Elixir actually exists for
some lower plants .... The sex
life of plants interested many types
of people, and one poet especially
who tossed this couplet to his public.
“Breathes there a man with soul
so tough
Who says two sexes are not enough?”
This poet should have been intro
duced to Miss Neely’s Advanced
Botany class to hear about one su(5h
plant with not one sex, but ten
sexes five male and five fe
rn? le. This diz/ying pecularity has
an equally dizzying name—Chlamy-
donionas—all of which adds up to a
most confused situation.
o’clock. Refre'shments are going to
be served! I’ll see you in Ihe punch
bowl.”
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