F March 5, 1948 THE SALEMITE Page Three Leach History Exposed; Reporter Suffers Injuries by Tootsie Gillespie (Sentences in bold print were writ ten by Mr. Robert Leach) Once in many, many moons, as the Old Indian says, the world is graced by the presence of protoplasmic be ing which can only materialize into Phi Beta Kappa (which is an honor ary degree given to male undergradu ates who have completed six college years without repeating a subject and without dating any female un dergraduate, faculty wives not in cluded). Such a being is Dr. (sine multo laude et cum magna multa cap- illi) Robert Leach, who is assisted in Salem’s Department of History by two other college men. Mr. Leach (I drop the “Dr.” be cause I abhor formality. Why not be chummy?) came into this world rather singularly—it was the year of the first publication of the World Almanac, the Encyclopedia Brittan- nica and the erection of the first Canada Dry factory; and it was also the year that Walbank and Taylor, co-authors of “Civilization Past and Present” made good their threat to commit suicide. The first words of Robert’s father were, “Get me a barber!” for even at the age of three hours, Robert had a nicely for med head of massy, rough-rod hair along with a full set of forty-two dentures (causing considerable com ment in Oral Hygiene). It took no expert in the Rorschach Leach by Bromberg particularly hard time learning “Der Buenaventura de le Massacio Ser- vigne in the Jahr Quatrving-huit B. C.”, which was Roberto’s favorite). Robert’s mother had a very hard time with his personal hygiene be cause he was continually scraping and digging around looking for old manuscripts, thus keeping his Eaton collars in a constant state 6f grime. It was during one of those digging episodes that Robert came across the left arm of Venus de Milo, technique to^ see tta^t Robert w^^ this, day in miniature on one end of his watch unusual child. He woula amuse him self by the hour sitting cross-legged on a bed of roses reading excerpts from Boswell, Hippocrates, Diosthe- nes, E-Z-Wheeze (a book on the cur ing of asthma), Lord Keynes, Mary Richmond, Steinbeck and Betty Smith (of “A Pot Plant Sprouts in Podunk” fame). To round out his personality, he read a book on ‘ ‘ How' To Win Friends And Influence His torians”. One babyhood demand which Rob ert made of his mother was that she sing him to sleep every night, but not in the usual manner. Instead of Rock-a-Bye Baby, Mrs. Leach would sing dates in lullaby time, and she also sang national athems in the dialect of the country (she had a chain. He only shows it to close friends, however. It was during Rob’s eighteenth summer at Nantucket, where he was undergoing treatment for inverted warts, that he became interested in the possibilities of a book about Nan tucket Bay in the moonlight. He sat barefooted for weeks in his tree- house, where he wrote page after page in braille in the moonlight. Prefering magnolia trees to Nan tucket, he transferred his activities to Salem College where he now en gages in giving pops, quizzes, tests, exams and stimulators. (Mr. Leach attributes his fine touch to Nan tucket.) Communists Sieze Czech Pol ice Force by Janie Morris This past week the papers have been filled with news from Czecho slovakia. The Communists have come through again and have taken over the country. Ever since last Spring’s elections they have been the strongest party with 38 per cent of the votes. Actually this is not a majority, of course, but with the alliance of the Social Democrats, their closest political buddies, they have mustered a 52 per cent major ity in the Czech Parliament. Well, as it seems the Social Demo crats apjipared to be wavering last month, and with spring elections just around the corner, the Commies couldn’t take any chances. So, all of a sudden the Communist Minister of the Interior, Vafelav Nosek, began shifting the police force around, tak ing non-Communists out of key posi tions. Nobody seemed to like this, (except the Commies), and all the members of the Czech cabinet except the Communists members demanded that Nosek recall some of his fel lows that he had placed in these key positions. He didn’t reply. Things became a little strained and twelve members of the cabinet resigned. What they had hoped was that the Premier, Gottwald, would have to resign and general elections could be held, but Gottwald, a Com munist himself, denounced the re signed members and after much mass rallying and demonstrations on the part of you know who. President Benes had to agree to let Gottwald form a new cabinet along his own lines; which, of course, meant Com munists in almost every department. There yon have it! Crowds cheered and light appeared on the future of the coming elections when the Great er Prague Action Committee for bade any printed material against the Gottwald government or “the people. ’ ’ It the absence of Eger Beave iS conspicious, I think you ought to know that he is lost. I haven’t 'Continued On Page Eight* Schuster Likes Salem Girls; Qives Brilliant Recital T alking Man Janie Morris was the winner of last week’s Miss Shush contest, and the winner of a carton' of Chester fields. Winky Harris in collaboration with Betty Biles, Martha Hersh berger, and Nancy Jefferys, and Lillian McNeil also entered the con test. Peggy Broaddus was the Miss Shush. The clues were as follows: ^ After a honey bee (B) A road appears before us If you see an egg before thee !why, you got it, don’tcha fuss. ! This week the Salemite is offer ing a carton of Chesterfields to the I winner of THE TALKING MAN contest. Important: Leave your an- I swer and an explanation of three clues written on a Chesterfield wrap per, in the Salemite office. Ans wers not written on Chesterfield wrappers will be disqualified. Oh, do you see double? What comes last shall become be fore. Are Chesterfields worth your tro uble. Shoot! Try it, and get Chester fields galore. • by Carolyn Taylor “Here are the girls from the col lege. They have called me up this afternoon and they want to inter view me. What is your first ques tion?” The truth is, we were too fasci nated by Joseph Schuster, noted cel list who played at Reynold’s Audi torium Monday night, to ask him any questions. He did most of the talking. “I asked the taxi driver to show me something in Winston-Salem and he says that there is nothing to see, but that there is beautiful women. And I did not see the beautiful women til now.” Charmed by his gallantry, his thick black hair and dark eyes, we let him keep on talk ing. “Why did you not call me early today and come to see me? All day I have been so lonesome. I was very tired from my trip down, and I say to myself that I sleep all day and I can not slefep. So I wander around all day and am very unhappy. Tonight I call my little boy—he is three years old—and he say, ‘ ‘ Poppa come home or send present.” “No, this is not my first trip South. I have been to North Caro lina before. I play in—what you call it—Charlotte and Raleigh. I have played in a big college here, too. Chapel Hill, it is. You know you do not have a vtery beautiful city here. But what a wonderful audience. I was afraid that nobody would be here, because people do not like a cello much. But did you like it? Was that you laughed be fore I finish my encore? Somebody I laugh before I get to the funny I part! ” We complimented him on his ac companist, and he' said, “But of course he is good. He would not be here with me if he were not.” He wanted to come out to Salem and said, “Tomorrow you call me and if I am still here I will come to your college. ’ ’ But he left early and we didn’t see him again. A brilliant cellist and a very charming person—Joseph Scliu.ster. Victor’s rising stQi" of the iceyboard — Larry Green — scores another hit . . . "gonna get a GIRL'' OAMEL ■ cigarette I WITHIN the past few months, Larry Green has climbed right up with the top bands of the land! If you ask Larry how he did it, he’ll light up a Camel and say: “Experience is the best teacher in the band business — and in cigarettes. I know from experience that sweet music suits my band, just as I learned from experi ence that Camels suit my ‘T-Zone’ to a ‘T’l” Try Camels! Discover for yourself why, with smokers who have tried and compared, Camels are the “choice of experience”! And here’s another great record— —RerDolda Tobacco Company ^ WInBton-Salem. North Carol in* e/{/er / %

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