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Misc.
Horoscopes
by. Loony Lana Lunar
PISCES
What would you do if your
horoscope was not here on this page
that you are reading at this very
moment? Granted, I know that they
are not altogether true, but what
would you do? If you said that you
would do nothing then, get involved,
baby! If you said you would do
something, then you have the power
to go far on any cloud.
ARIES
A trauma has hit you hard! Take
control, all is not lost. You have
plenty of time to get it all together.
Think about other things that are due
soon, then you will be able to fully
concentrate on it.
TAURUS
Now is a time for waiting, whether it
is waiting on a grade, a graduate
school, or a boy. I know that this is
hard since spring makes us impatient,
but things will be settled soon and
then you can lay in the sun.
GEMINI
Take a gander at yourself. You beg for
attention and cannot get enough of it.
When will you realize that you don’t
need all the questionable looks from
other people. Alcohol is enough to
support anyone's idea about you.
CANCER
How much money do you really
have? You are going into complete
financial debt, and at the perfect
time with IRS cormng up and summer
around the corner. All t^ose [Ians
may have to take a by-pass or sell
some of your possesions.
LEO
Confused, whipped, or just all
together flabbergasted eare perfect
adjectives to describe your "luv" for
; another. Take hold of yourself and
I try Lamas. First, you have to be
I yourself and truthful to this beau,
before you could ever be happy.
SCORPIO
Your creative talents are being
rerouted into a project that is not
worth your time or efforts. Try to
complete it as quickly as you can, so
that you can get down to some fun
stuff. Realize that you can
accomplish anything on your own no
matter how big.
VIRGO
This past weekend for you was a
nonstop party. Also, the next couple
of weekends will be the same. Either
you have to calm down or leave your
studying to 24 hours from Sunday to
Thursday. Watch for unexpected
duties, though.
UBRA
You could be in for a couple of bad
weeks. You better either stay in bed
or tunnel a hole for you to hide inside.
SAGITTARIUS
Take that dead fish off your face.
Don't be so sad. Do sometWng off the
wall, like ask that boy yoil have been
thinking about to IRS. Yes, either
you barely know him or you have
known him for some time but, you
haven't talked to him in a while. Do
it because chances are that you will
have the time of your life.
CAPRICORN
You have a lot on your mind, and it is
not school work. You are trying to
figure out your summer plans, and
school is not even out. Everything
will work out if you just be patient.
Get your mind on school or your
options may come down to summer
school.
AQUARIUS
What do ya' know? Your song i®
playing on the radio as I write this-
It looks like love rules the stars fo^
you this time; it came to me through
radio waves. Sit back and have fuu-
There may be one good event, but this Don't get too serious because you'll be
will not balance out enough. out of school soon.
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