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Senior Wills
Senior Last Wills
I, Beth Brown, being of sound
mind and petite body, do bestow to
the following: Anu I wish you luck
in your job as President of Strong. I
know you'll do a great job. 1 hope
you have a house council as
wonderful as mine was. The
members of my house council (Karen
and Ha, who will leave with me,
Dena, and Anu) I leave you with
fond memories. We did it! We
came through when it seemed all
the odds were against us. Thanks
for hanging in there with Cathy
and me. Beth - the other half of
Beth^. We've been through a lot
this year. I give to you my paint
pens so you can make dot flowers,
until you drop. Signe, I'm gonna say
it again. I'm so glad you and Beth
drug me to that TKE party. I give
to you a huge beer mug and a never
ending party tape. Cathi, that
wild and crazy girl from;
Mississippi (great people come
from that state!), I leave you music!
and laughter and a little black
book to keep all those boyfriends
straight! Nancy thanks for all
your smiles and encouragement. To
my little sisters, Karen and Lynne,
stay sweet! I hope you have little i
sisters as nice as you. Babe, stay
cool Baby C. And to Salem I leavej
a few things I came with and no
longer want or need: long hair with
curls, little girl ways, Marvin, and
doubts of my abilities. I will be
forever greatful for all you have
taught me both in the classroom
and out.
I, Barbara Burby, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby bequeath,
to: Babe Carter a VIP pass and
platinum Visa Card for exclusive
use at Peaches, and my black
Lamborghini with a certain
Irishman for permanent escort. Anu
Sharma, my super-cool Indian
pants, a life supply of cream rinse,
and a free subscription to "Indian
Barbie's Lifestyles of the Rich andj
Famous." Nancy Jeanrenaud, my
extensive collection of foreign,
language dictionaries. Babe, Anu,
and Nancy: The Deed, Keys, and
Secret Location of my library
apartment-suite.
I, Virginia Carter, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby bequeath
the following: to Babe, a permanent
table at every restaurant in town,
all the scampi you can eat at Red
Lobster, and an awesome senior
year! To Anu, all the money I owe
you for babysitting my sister and a,
lifetime supply of "soul food"! To
Nancy J., a new walking buddy. To
Laura J., backstage passes to Kenny
and Dolly and no more visits to Dr.
Johnson. To Michelle G., all my
pink clothes. To Holly H., a role on
"Days of Our Lives" as* Kayla's
twin sister! To Susie M., somefting
old, something new, something
borrowed, and something blue!
I, Amy Cass, being of sound mind
and body do hereby bequeath the
following: To Patricia and Karen
lots of stressful situations and
moments, many late nights, a
stocked refrigerator, and the best of
luck and success on The Salemite.
To Paige and Denise Kappa Sig
parties and memories, the O-Pit,
the LTD, Burger King late night,
backing up in the middle of a major
street, and lots of thanks for all
your help on The Salemite. Mary
Alston a date and future marriage
with Mr. G, the Deke fraternity,
and a great senior year. Libby
Brown your L.L. Bean jacket and
jean jacket (wherever it may be.
Pixie, Dixie and Trixie, a leadline
"Balls Bouncing Again," a Jimmy
Buffett concert arid upside down
Margarittas, another Deke
Hurricane party with Boxcar, zip,
button, button,; button. Camp
Miniwanca memories, and lots of
fun times in the past and lots to
come in the future. 198$ Miniwanca
campers sand in your shoes, an 18
hour bus ride. Old Baldy, a slumber
party in Bay D, John's crack, the
Miniwanca mall, and Pepperdine
boys. Dr. Farris a position as a
guest speaker in my Woman's
Studies class, an extra pair of panty
hose, my treat to lunch, plans of the
future, and a final thanks for being
an excellent advisor and e super
friend. Laura or "Cranky Franky” a
swim in the fountains, the O-Pit, a
walk home. Peace Merita, "The
Lion Sleeps Tonight," sing-a-longs,
a game of Spit, our sofa, a key to
Sisters, and lots of luck and fun in
the future. Gaither Interclub '89, a
date with New York, memoris of
Wyoming, Randy Traivs
sing-a-longs, your vocabulary of
strange phrases and words, "we
have 3 female caucasions," baby
talk, your back pack on both
shoulders, and lots more memories,
good luck and much love. Michelle
a Connell's concert, a long, rough
trip to Raleigh, NClSU Delta Sigs,
talks of G'boro boys, the O-Pit, the
Kappa Sigs, scary movies, water
fights, saltine crackers. Chuck,
'Strapiuninus,' many memories and
lots of love. Laura or Little Lou a
Fall Fest pre-party, stolen signs,
saltine crackers, a double date with
Will and Mike E., the O-Pit, lots of
rides home, 'Strapiuninus,' a long
fall out of your jeep, lots of talks,
and much, much more. Thanks for
being a great little sister and best
friend. I'll miss you, but always
remember I LOVE you!
I, Viiginia Crable, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby bequeath
the following to: Gaither Smoot
and Libby Brown - my intolerance
for your laughter or air action
during CAC functions in the
refectory. And the Top Five AHP's
at Salem - my 76 Toyota in
exchange for the Lemans. including
the granny shoes. Mary Stuart
iBrugh - a happy senior year.
Gayden Plowman and Paige Niles -
be better big sisters than I was.
Jessica Lynch and Sarah Laughery -
a kiss and a hug for being so sweet.
Libby - I leave you also with my
famouS/^ or should I say infamous
question, "Did he touch your boob?"
I, Sue Ellen Crocker, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
bequeath to my roommate Andie
Foster a cellular phone with a
WATTS line, a Trust Fund for the
phom bill, colored prophylactics, a
new‘ car and a new wardrobe, a
house, a lifetime supply of diapers,
and a lifetime supply of bubblegum.
To my little sister Mary Gwen, I
leave the ability to always "smell
it," a years supply of Vodka, a
wonderful little sister, and two
more years of endless laughter and
good times. To Katherine White, I
leave a car, a personal banker, and
a date to every dance. To Camille
Eggleston, I leave a place of
residence in Raleigh, pr^erably
close to Mike and a scented, c^dle.
To Mary Alston Glenn, I leave a fun,
relaxing senior year. To Paige
Parker, I leave free flights to
Colorado, a Mr. Wizard Calculator
and a lot of patience. To Ashley
Neil, I leave a flashback. Chuck's
red stallion, and a foursome in
Wrightsville Beach. And to my
adviser Mary Ann Garcia, I leave a
list of all my jokes and a group of
good advisees. Thank you for
everything, Ms. Gatcia.
I, Leigh Cubitt, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby bequeath
my tennis blues to Jennifer King.
Memories of NACA to Flash and
Tuck. Best wishes to Carolyn and
Julie- I know you'll do great! To
Anna and Cain - thanks for being
such awesome little sisters - have
super junior and senior years.
Remember to keep a smile on your
face and a prayer in your heart.
And last, but definitely not least, to
my little sister CeCe, I leave just a
small portion of my love for Salem
and incredible passion for true
friendship. Make the. memories
last! I love you all, Leigh, "Lou,"
and "Peeve."
I, Meredith Davies, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
bequeath to Barbara my brother in
exdiange for yours! I also leave you,
Salem and thoughts and memories
of two wonderful years. These next
two years will be some of the best of
your life, so have fun. I'm really
going to miss you. You're the best
little sis. To Katy, my hocky
buddy. I leave you my last
unfinished Spring Garden Beer
Card, may you have as much fun
finishing it as we did starting
them. I also leave you lots of ftm
and games with lizards, sharks,
and tanks; I'll miss you shark
keeper....rudolph! To Big Nerd and
Sooz, be in Boston after graduation
and you can have them. To Ashley
Pruitt I leave my Billy Ocean
tapes. To Gaither a Dr. Pepper
Shot! To Betsy I leave you third,
floor South and hopefully room 303.
Tear it up and have as much fun as
we did doing it.
I, Mathilde Dumond, being ot
sound mind and body, do hereby
bequeath lots of silly and serious
things to the following people:
Signe Berg, my marvelous athletic
ability (especially in Field
Hockey) and the other half of our
position as half-back. Anna
Harris, the Catholic Student
Association to keep afloat; a
treasure chest full of money; a
slinky dress for your "10" figure;
and a Brigid doll during your tough
times next year. Brigid Viguerie,
the Louisiana legacy at Salem
College-make our state proud; an
Anna doll to take to Europe, and
also the Catholic Student
Association. Jill Webb, my red
plaid shorts; a NEW CAR fully
equipped with driving lessons, curb
feelers and NO DOZE; a years
supply of sallaque for that Marilyn
Monroe hair-do; a glass for every
restaurant in town; and a little bit
of shyness in case of an emergency.
Libby Brown, snap-on plastic knees
for every time you destroy the one's
you have; ballet lessons from me to
improve your ccwrdination; a LITE
beer from Miller; and a new
wind-breaker with "Married" on it.
Tracy Coltrane, my seat on the