II
p. P, A. Judging Contest
Randolpii Dew
Puture Parraors of tho Ballay
Chapter started studying jud^in:^
March 13 and v;ill continue until
April 8.
The three be.;t jud^ds i:i the
chapter v^ill compcte in the state
judging contest.
The boys are v ry iriuch interest
ed in judging becauso it is the
first time they hc:'.\r.j studied
judging during the thr.-e yjars
they have taken agriculture.
Mr. Howton^ our advisor, took
the Juniors and '^^eniors out to
Mr, Johnson's pastu.:’e Friday
afternoon to judgo t.vo cov/a. Most
of the boys Uic.\de 100 on f.ie
,iud'7ing.
The clasd is hoping to hr'.ve
one boy who will b^3 a ■■■/inner in
the s ta te jud jing c ont ^s t,
JOKES
Schooling
He was teaching her arithmetic,
He said it v/as his .mission,
He kisaed her once, he kissed her
twice,
And said, "Now that's addition,''
And as, he added smack to cv/iack,
In silent satisfaction.
She tiiiiidly gave him o^no back
And said "Now that's subtraction,''
Ho kissed her and him,
Without an ac c 1 araat i on j
Then they, together said,
"How that • s multiple.... fcion. "
But Pa appeared upon tho .■sceno !
And snorted -/ith deci.-3ion; j
He kicked poor Bill, thr^o- blocks |
a";'/ay I
And said, ’''Now that's long 1
division.*'
Gan You Imagine j
Maebelle Bissette alingin'. a hot |
curve on her da^'?y's car. I
TIE END OP TII'C
Her h.nds are crossed
hor fac.; is white
And 111 o t i onl e s s o he 1 i o s ,
No soimd ir-i heard from far, or
n :'tr
As ni;:ht cr>..eps up thu skies
Ahl woe is me'. I miss her so,
And ever villl I pine
For one so good and fai':hful
As th :/i: wornout
clock of riiine.
Here's to our to ..chera
Long may they livoI
]Ilven as long
As the lesaons they give.
V/hat is LO'^r. 1
A little 3i^hing,
A littlo crying,
S omet i'l-ie ,'i d’ying,
And lots of Lyingi
A lic;tlo rougo,
A lit'ole curl,
A bo;:' of pov/dv'r,
A pret-by girl;
A little ram.
Away niie goes,
A horaely girl
'"^ith feckled no^e.
Ho stood on th bridge at
twlli.:;h.t
And ti3':i..d hur none with hib
t oe B,
Why not? He was ju3t a noaquito,
And he )tood on tho bridge of
Iier no::e.
HIGH DRUG STORE
MANAGER
Imillardi EATMON
MIDDLESEX , N.C.