May 20, 1938
GOLDSBORO HI NEWS
PAGE FIVE
A Swelelegant T imc
Gulpingly, I start my tedious
journey down tlie receiving line—
and after IVe finished this ordeal I
realize that it wasn’t half bad. Sure,
you’ve guessed it, we’re having a
super-gorgeous, swelelegant time at
the Junior-Senior Reception. "Wan
dering to a seat, we flop down and
gaze at this unimaginable “heaven
on earth” that the gym has been
transformed into. There comes Aunt
Mayre (she’s an Aunty now) and
Hawley (ain’t it unusual to see ’em
together?) . . . Lorraine and Hardy
Lee were together in the E. L. (short
for receiving; line) .. . wonder where
Boddie is crying ? Why, he ain’t cry
ing at all; the^e he is with that
Modlin gal.
In a little while the lights are
dimmed and quietness reigns (wasn’t
that flowery?) The Water ISTymphs
(composed of Treshies and Sophs)
do their fancy dance; then there is
a Bubble Dance, gee, but those chil
dren look nice (gran’ma speaking).
After the May-Pole Dance and the
assembling of Mother Goose charac
ters before the king, Ross Ward and
his Queen, that regal goodlooking
Helen Hood, we finally eat. Good
gosh! All the seats are being pushed
back and if I don’t dodge shifts, I’m
gonna get knocked out.
Jean Edgerton is with Jack Whar
ton—wonder if George Simpson
could bite nails ? Why, no, he’s with
that cute little Harriet Noel. Gee,
that’s a pretty corsage Dot Turling
ton has on (mine’s the prettiest) and
guess who she’s with? ISTone other
than old John Finn (or Glenwood
Johnson to you).
What’s this we’re gong to do ? Oh,
Paul Jones: Well, the girls start go
ing to the right and the boys to the
, left. “Goon” Colie and I are holding
to each other, and we promise that
if one of us gets left out in the cold
without a male that we’ll stick to
gether. There’s the whistle. (Mr.
Barrett’s tooting it.) I reach out
to grab a man what ain’t there.
Then I look around for “Goon,”
and she’s forgotten our solemn
promise, for there she is with Hugh-
sie D. (who brung her) and sud
denly she remembers and rescues me.
Doesn’t “Whesie” rate? . .. She came
with “Thornton-Berry” Thompson.
Why, you don’t mean it’s almost
12 o’clock? And I was having such a
good time. Then we Juniors sing a
farewell song to the Seniors (snilf!
sniff!), Fm not crying, I (sniff)
just have a cold. So with my baby-
blue dress torn, my make-up lost and
my hair in shreds — incidentally
these are the only casualties, I start
out the door with my honey and say
^^au revoir” to the gym . . . (’till
next Friday nite). E. J., ’39.
Nelson Ferebee Taylor, a student
of Oxford High School, won tlie
Hubert Worth Jackson $2,000 schol
arship of the University of JSTorth
Carolina. James Crone was one of
the twenty boys selected from 173
to be interviewed by the Univer
sity Committee.
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Several New Articles
Added To Latin Museum
Latin I class, taught by Mrs.
W. P. Middleton, which has been
collecting Roman relics for a room
museum, has recently added a num
ber of new articles to their collec
tion.
Included in the articles are: One
terra cotta baby’s rattle; 1 terra
cotta broom wright; 1 sling shot, 2
terra cotta broken vases; 1 tip of a
sword scabbard; 2 small pieces of
Mesopotamian cuneiform; 1 marble
base for a stand; 1 envelope of an
cient and modern coins; 1 tin box
with wax impressions of Mesopota
mian seal; one 1936 calendar to
show how the Roman papyrus roll
was rolled; 1 envelope with a few
modern Greek and Roman pieces of
money; and 2 books of drawings.
Students are invited to visit the
museum.
Girls when they went X6 swim
Once dressed like Mother Hub
bard ;
Now they have a bold whim
And dress more like her cup
board. —The Pitchfork,
Marietta, Georgia.
Correction
In the story describing the graphs
appearing on page 5 in the Junior
Issue of the Hi I^ews it was stated
that there were 37 D’s, or failures
made by College freshmen from
Goldsboro. It should have said that
there were 37 D’s or barely passing
and only 7 F’s, or failures. In the
description of the graphs, the story
was also incorrect as to their posi
tion.
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With sixty open accounts to date
the School Bank, operated by the
commercial students in room 14 un
der the direction of Mr. L. J. Davis,
reports that they have had a very
successful year.
A new feature of the bank this
year is a loan system open to teach
ers in the Goldsboro School System.
For a nominal fee loans are granted
for a two-month period.
The bank handles all school ac
counts, and all the bookkeeping is
done by the bookkeeping students
and audited by the commercial
teachers.
On April 30, the following finan
cial statement for the entire year was
issued:
Open accounts to date 60
Loans to date $1,310.27
Loans collected 1,061.29
Due $ 248.98
Deposited to date $10,590.65
Checks written 7,866.64
Cash balance $2,724.01
Balance in Branch Bank....$2,861.65
Less uncancelled checks 236.44
Our bank balance 2,625.11
Cash on hand 98.90
Balance $2,724.01
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Staff Announces Winners
In Photography Contest
Winners in the photography con
test recently sponsored by the Hr
Ews liave finally been selected
Bill Cobb won the Scenic Divi
sion, in which there were five entries.
His picture was selected by two of
the judges, while Angeline Casey
received one vote for first place.
Ted Burwell’s entry was the
uiuuiimoiis choice in the Candid Di
vision. I here were tour entries in
this section.
Only one picture, taken by Ted
Burwell, was entered in the Unsual
Division which was not considered
worthy of the prize.
1 lie two winners will each receive
$1.00 in trade at the Hi News shop.
Judges were Mr. and Mrs. Henry
Belk and Mr. Henry Moore.
Seniors lolled idly at corners last
Tuesday, scofling at underclassmen
rushing to stuffy classrooms, and
heading for the city later in the
day. Senior Sneak day, long-awaited
day for the senior class, gave them
opportunity to cut classes, leave the
campus, enjoy forbidden pleasures
and, in general, have a good time.
—The Parh Sti/Jus,
Park College, Parkville, Mo.
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