Friday, January 31,1947
Goldsboro Hi News
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page Three
One Crook's Family
Trains Its Rat
{By Herbert Howell)
Are your nerves rattled? Do
you sleep with eyes open?
If so, you have a nervous dispo
sition.
To remedy this defect we bring
you another transcribed program
on “One Crook’s Family”
The scene opens with “Hubby”
sound asleep. “Wifey” enters and
shakes “Hubby.” “Darlin’ it’s mid-
nite and time for youse to get to
work,” she says. “Remember
youse’s gotta crack The First
National Bank Tonite.’’ “Hubby”
drowsily crawls from bed. After
getting his working tools togeth
er, such as TNT, one pistol, brace
and bit, and flashlite he starts to
go.”
“Hubby, I have a wonderful an-
niverseary present fer youse.”
“Cheese, says Hubby, “a bullet
proof sweater. Gee, I hope I make
a good haul tonite. Then we can
take junior and the whole fam
ily and go south. Then I can do
what I was meant for. Do what
I really got talent fer—counter
feiting.”
“Your’re so right, Hubby.’
“HlcKMom and Pop, look what
I got—50 snakeskins” ($50.)
“Good Son, How did you do it?
—and don’t lie?
“I stole it, Pop—just like you
alius told me to.”
“Son, are you lying? If there
is anything I hate, its a liair.”
“O. K. Pop, I worked it out
honest.”
“Son! After all my plans, hopes,
and expectations you up and ruin
it all by doing this. What am I
going to do with you? You insist
on going straight. When I was
your age, I had been in jail four
times.’*
Suddenly the door flies open and
Officer O’Rilly enters “Put up
your dukes Hubby.” Tis is the end
of your road.”
“Who tipped you off, copper?”
“Your Son,” answers O’Rilly.
“Hurray, my son turned out to
be a rat after all.”
Call These Numbers
Hey, Kids here is something
new. If you find yourself blue,
just lift the receiver and call
these numbers. Please limit your
calls to one minute. Incidentally,
don’t be surprised if you get the
“busy” signal.
For Boys:
Hep Cat 1383-J
Hubba Hubba Gal 1046
Sweet Sixteen 1019-J
Blondie 258
Angel Face 840-W
Date Bait 1179-J
Slick Chick 1393
Vivacious 9192
Serious Type 1672
Dream Gal 1466-W
Lena ’de Hyena 1822-J
For Girls:
Senior Delight 343
Junior Delight 1342-W
Sophomore Delight 1365-W
Freshman Delight 1178
Tall Dark and Handsome .... 640-W
Casanova’s 1769-J
Swoonatra 1890-J
Wolf No phone
but he lives on Rudolph St.
In Demand 1397
Lonely Genius 1429
Vansome 379
PLEASE
READ
THIS
A lot of people think that edit
ing a, newspaper is easy, but
from experience we can say it is
no picnic, because readers are
hard to please.
If we print silly jokes, people
say we are sUy. If we don’t,
they say we are too serious.
If we slip things from other
papers, we are too lazy to write
them. If we don’t, we’re stuck on
our own stuff.
If we don’t print contributions,
we do.not appreciate true genius;
and if we print them the paper
is filled with junk.
If we make a change in the
other fellow’s write-ups, we are
too critical. If we don’t, we are
asleep.
Now, like as not, some guys will
say we swiped this from some oth
er newspaper .
And we did!
Sophs Discuss
Making Money
At a Sophomore class meeting
held January 23, ways of making
money for the class were discussed.
Two committees were also ap
pointed during the meeting, one
to draw up a constitution for the
class, and the other to secure a
song.
The meeting was presided over
by Mannie Bernstein, president of
the class..
Quality Cleaners
217 N. John St.
Goldsboro, N. C. Phone 713
Ladies’ and Gentlemen’s
Wear at
Collins Clothing Co.
136 South Center
Some Old
Romances
Some of us remember with
mingled feelings the people we
used to know and dates we used
to have. Just checking up the
othe rday, and look what I found:
Jean Windows and Carlton
Frederick used to have some ter
rible fusses when he first moved
to Goldsboro. They had it bad-
Huh?
But Jewell Orton remembers
way back to the fifth grade, when
she had a terrific crush on Chelse-
ly Price.
Just trying to account for all
the dates Teenie Savage used to
have would take years, but we
will mention a few hi-lights: Gor
don Davis, Billy Godwin, Wendell
Edgerton, Hubert Rose, Chris Co
lumbus ,Carl Casey, Charlie Wiggs,
Ned Champion, etc. etc. etc. etc.
Leah Lloyd and Oscar have
had some mighty fine times to-
gether-not to mention Cat Robin
son and Joe Rosenthal, Paula Da
vis and Iggy Carr, Jackie Barfield
and Sonny Edwards, Travis Rose
and Lou York, Lavern Tew, Fred
Tyndall, Ruth Edgerton and Don
ald Pike, Fay Branch and D. J.
Dr. Zeno B. Spence
OPTOMETRIST
Creech - Field Co.
Fine Furniture — Bedding
Floor Covering
209-211 W. Walnut St.
Goldsboro, North Carolina
GOODRICH
TIRES
LANGSTON
TIRE CO.
Rose, Jane Parker, and John
Thompson, “Cat” Robinson and
Tommy Davis and just oodles of
others.
And remember when “Moon”
was so in love with Peggy Little
ton. She really gave him one
headache after heartache. But
that’s life all the way through,
eh Moon?
Just four years ago the present
Seniors were mere freshmen. Im
agine ! . ! and golly the romances
were flying-wonder if Jane Brown
can remember anything about
dating Charlie Britt-No? Just ask
her.
Then the next year we had a
new set of Freshmen-cute ones
too—Remember—Maxelle King
and Charlie Wiggs? Peggy Little
ton and Chubby Bridgers? Lou
York and Jack Wilson? Fay
Branch and Gordon Davis? Span-
ky Davis and Billy Daly? Eunice
Bizzell and George Wilson? Vir
ginia MacFarland and Norwood
Bizzell. Ginger Keen and Billy
Ellis? Ruth Caudill and Joe Rosen-
’tiial? Gaynelle Sauls and Pete
White? and everybody was say
ing—“I’m your Daddy”—When
the moon turns purple” and “I
love you, too, Buffalo Bill.”
That t»rings us up xo the time
when Gut started dating Leah
Lloyd. Ned Champion was seeing
Marilyn Handley while Ruth Sha
ver “mooned” over Ned. J. C.
Horne was torn between Irene
Jeffrey’s and Virginia MacFar
land.
Last year there were dozens of
SPEARS The TaUor
SPECIALIZES IN ALTER
ING AND DARNING ,
COME TO
Woodley’s Grocery
for
Meats, Fruits and Produce
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SAME FRIENDS
SAME PLACE
NEW VALUES
Crown Store Co.
129-131 E. Walnut St.
Byrd’s News Service
Sue’s Superb Sandwiches
and Magazines of All Kinds
Next to Greyhound Bus Co.
“Flowers”
SAY IT BEST
For whatever the occasion,
let our flowers say
it for you.
GoldsLbro
Floral Co.
Phone 192-W
new couples for the gossip hounds
to rave about; for instance, Jack
Hauser and Leah Lloyd, Charlie
Westbrook and Margie Perry, Carl
Casey and Betty Bedford, Bo
Kannon and Jud Ewing, Paul Sav
age and Lib Handley, Kitzi Brid
gers and Bob Hardy, Peggy. Mohn
and Benny Bennett, Fay Branch
and Clip Noble, Mickey Mitchell
and Ginger Keen, Lou York and
Durwood Stafford, not to mention
the old die-hards, Peggy and
Carlton, LaVerne and Frank, Lou
and Poodle, Mary Ann and D. J.
Erline and Miller and Pinky and
Mutt.
A new experiment in the build
ing of stage sets was tried before
the holidays when the class in
stagecraft built the set for “The
Bethelehem Road” of discarded
cardboard boxes secured from lo
cal merchants.
Lynch’s Restaurant
Excellent Food and Service
ALUMNI
NEWS
(By Edna Davis)
Guy McFarland, ’43, has enter
ed the Citadel in Charlestown, S.
C. He was a student of the Golds
boro G. I. College.
Leon Perry, ’45, is home and
•after a 35 day furlough, expects
to receive his dischorge from Fort
Bragg.
Judd Ewing, ’45; Ralph Wiggs,
’45; Erskine Pope, ’45; David Staf
ford, ’45; Mickey Hayward, ’45;
and Ira Montague, ’45; have re
cently been home on leave from
the armed forces.
Norwood Bizzell, J. C. Horne,
Billy Ray, Susan Gardner, and Su
san Jenkins, all former students,
were seen strolling the halls of
GHS a few weeks ago.
During the Christmas holidays
the class of ’43 held a class re
union. They had quite an affair,
catching up on four years.
Dot Gainey, ’45, is now model
ing in New York for Frank Cerf.
Mr. and Mrs. Joe Jackson have
^rmounced the birth of a son
born December 26, in toe Golds
boro Hospital. ^
SA Party
January 28
A party for the first semester
S. A. Council was given at the
last meeting of the council on
Tuesday, January 28.
It has been the custom for sev
eral years for the social commit
tee to give a party at the last
of each council term.
Ice cream and cookies were
served by members of the social
committee.
Wilson Shoe Service
Expert Shoe Repair Done
While U Wait
235 N. John Street
PEPSI - COLA
Bottling Company
Chestnut Street
Watch, Clock and Jewelry
Repairing
LEO COHN
208 E, Walnut St.
ANYTHING IN SWEETS
CITY BAKERY
Goldsboro Book Store
Books — Stationery
For Fifty Years
Get Your Office Supplies at
Thomas Office
Supply Company
W. Walnut Street
IDEAL BARBER
SHOP
116 N. John Street
The Talk of the Town
NEIL JOSEPH’S
SHOP
Flowers For AU Occasions
Spence - Williams
FLORIST
Heilig,'Meyers
Furniture
For Wise Buys
GIDDENS
Jewelry Store
GIFT HEADQUARTERS
North Carolina's Oldest
Jewelers
Goldsboro's Oldest
BiLsiness
GOLDSBORO
BEAUTY SHOP
213 S. Center Street
Eastern Carolina
Permanent Wave Center
W.G. B. R.
W. i. B. R. - F. M.
Pineering Radio
Education
in
Nrth Carolina
CRUMPLER
Secretarial School
Nora A. Grumpier, Director
Complete Secretarial Steno
graphing, Bookkeeping and
Accounting Courses
Day or Evening
Sessions
^ ^
ANTHONY
WAYNE
SERVICE
STATION
“TEXACO”
Corner Mulberry and James
Headquarters
for
Sporting Goods
at
Hub Hardware
126 E. Walnut St.
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Conelcins
HATS and SHOES
Seymour Funeral
Home
Private Ambulance Service
Office Phone 1065
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