March, 1925.
THE FULL MOON
Page 7.
WOOD PILE PHILOSOPHY.
To those who talk, and talk, and talk.
This proverb should appeal;
The steam that blows the whistle
Will never turn the wheel.
When the fire alarm is heard step
on the gas, or the truck may beat
you there.
I Don’t eyet marry for money. But
dont’ let money stand in the way.
Save your tin cans. Henry Ford
may need them sometime.
If you think you can’t, you won’t,
it has been said. But it’s‘just as
true the other way, if you think you
can you will.
Don’t argue with a woman. She’ll
say enough for both.
If you can’t tell the difference be
tween mush rooms, and toad stools,
eat them. If they don’t kill you they
are mushrooms.
If you want to see how many
friends you have, try to borrpw five
dollars.
Never fall in love. You might hurt
yourself.
Some people eat tojive, others live
to eat. Which are you?
Edith: Remember, George, it’s
the early bird that gets the worm.
George: If that’s the case I’ll
snooze a while longer. I don’t want
no worm.
I see like a lightning bug—all lit
up.
Why are some women like the
Niagra Falls? Talk. Talk. Talk.
Talk. ; ■ ■
Fish! Fish! Suckers are always
caught. Did you bite?
No. I only nibbled.
I thought the hook smelled fishy.
Recently I took a trip out west.
The price for the railroad ticket
$75.25. I found out that the price
was 25 cents, and the $75.00 the
company’s profit. There must be
discrimination in rates somewhere.
Soap box orator: ~ I pause to ask
myself a question.
Voice: Don’t do it, you will only
get a foolish answer.
Young bride (to butcheiv): Send
me a few cow licks, and a half pint
of gravy.
Mr. Teeter (on math class): Now j
think, Winifred, what would you |
have if you had a dollar and I gave |
you two more? j
Winifred; I suppose I’d have a i
fit.—Roy Whitley. i
John—“My wife waits for the least j
little thing on my part to make trou- i
ble.”
Johnson—“You’re lucky—mine’s a
self-starter.”
GIRLS-
When in need of Dresses, Millinery and Evening Gowns
BE SURE TO SEE THE —
NEW YORK BARGAIN STORE
J. R. MILLER. ■ ‘ '
i ^ Boys, We Have Those 1925 Sport Models.
Harward'Efird Grocery
, Company
PHONE 87
Morrow-Little Co.
“Men’s Wear Exclusively”
THE YOUNG MAN’S STORE
Where the Styles Hit Albemarle
First.
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