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Aj^TS\7ERS to ”1VH00ZITS” lo MargJ.ret Hunoycutt 5. . IJary Pelham Uliitley 2. Jack Efird 6, Crciwford Talbert 3. Agnes Shankle 7. Maiy Elizabeth Dry 4. S. A. Boaz 8, Sidney Gulledge JOKES Miss Caughnan: Gladys, what is the difference betv/een exact and approxiix.t e numbers? Gladys E. : Well, approximate is a synopsis of the number, Maurice Ecist in Gooiietry Class (to Helen): J.Ir. Mae is going to be a stude tonight in the ninstrel. Helen B. : V/hat is that? Maurice: They are going to crack jokes at him. Helen: (apprehensively) Do you reckon that they will hit him? r. J. Hatley (when Bill Littlefield comes in late): Oh, you must have hc.d your coffee Ir.te. Miss Hipp: (vexed) Oh, I wouldn^t let a bare student dis turb me. Mr. McDaniel (In geometry): J. V., if oiio angle is p and the other is 2, i^-vhat .is the third ojigle? J. V.: R I reckon, Helen had a piece of gum, Which YKis v;hite as snow, Everywhere that Holen went The gum v;as sure to go. It followed her to school one day Which wc.s TigCLinst the rule Miss Scarborough took the gum away And ohev;ed it after school. Faiious Lc^st Vfords Wonder if it’s loc.ded? I don’t know, 1*11 look down tho bc.rrel and see. There goes tho whistle. Hurry, we cr.n beat it across. Swing out pn this rope and see if it mil hold me. They say these things can’t explode, no matter how hard you throw them c.round. The only way to handle a mule is to creep up behind him and surprise him. L!r. Frye: Sidney, ?/hat does "raise” mean? Sidney G. : I think it means to”hatchV ©
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