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SPORTS CLYDE McDOWELL, Editor full moon ^AC^TH" “Macbeth” by BUI Mann SettinK-ThHalatial home of Chfract«s-Mn and Mrs. Beth. Netters Train For Difficult Schedule Coach Gehring and the tennis team are working hard to get mto shape for the opening games of the season. Lettermen returnmg are Bill Mann, No. 1; Max Russell, No. 2; Paul Long, No. 3; Carl Helms, No. 4; Bill Fulton, No. 5; Oron Rogers, No. 6. Claude Shankle, Lee Copple, Bailey Gulledge, and Max Fesperman are waging a bat tle for seventh and eighth places. Some of the stiff competition the team will face this year includes Catawba College. Concord, Spen cer, Wadeshoro, and Pfeiffer Jun ior College. The P. M. C. D.’s— Who? Did you know that A. H. S. now has a new club? It’s the P. M. C. D.—Pal o’ My Cradle Days. The officers of this unique or ganization are president, ‘Hod Shankle; vice-presiHent, “Crack Williams; secretary-treasurer. Bill Hornbuckle. If you see a student with a big safety pin over his or her heart, don’t start asking questions—just remember it’s a P. M. C. D. mem her proudly wearing his new so ciety pin. 11-1 Gives Program Miss Laws’s Section I, of the eleventh grade presented a pa triotic chapel program March 21. The program was as follows; “Star-Spangled Banner,” sung by the audience; Pledge to the Flag led by Frances Henning, Ann Parker and Douglas Cranford; The American Creed, Frances Horton and Douglas Cranford; Proper Care and Use of the Flag, Estelle Jordan, assisted by Bill Horn buckle, Bill Mann, Carl Parker and Sidney Gulledge; Taps, Mary Cath erine Splude; History of the Flag, Mary Katherine East; “America,’' by the school. Work On Athletic Field is Completed Have you noticed the sudden im provement in the appearance school grounds? Yes it s fence around the football held, t year we shall be able to ho d ail our sport events there, while this month Field Day events will take place there. Hedges have planted by the fence, so let 11 be careful not to tram them down. Wilma Harward’s eyes Edith Hutchins’s hair Frances Hatley’s complexion Lilly Efird’s smile Frances Henning’s figure Edith Mauldin’s wit and athletic Sadie Pickler’s personality Mary K. East’s scholastic ability Martha Morrow’s disposition Ann Parker’s poise Hilda Foreman’s clothes Gladys Efird’s voice. Oh, whatta girl!!! I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette oi same day; since then I have i smoked.—Lexhipep. Compliments of , Albemarle Drug Company “The Friendly Drug Store” Baseball ^hedule April 19—Children’s Home April 22—Statepille there. May 3—Badi May 6—Statesvil May 10—Concord May 13—Moore: May 17—Badin May 20—Moore here. ther. Attention! In the selection of the 1938 piedmont all-conference basketball s, Frances Hatley, guard, a place on the second te and Emma Rose Brooks, guard, ceived honorable mention. 11-3 Class Enjoys Radio Broadcasts Mr. Hatley’s section three of the eleventh grade has a radio pro- II each Tuesday morning during ?ity period in the homeroom, ^ith the use of Mr. Hatley’s public address system, the class, divided into different groups, pre- I varied and interesting pro- LS. Recorded music, dramati- from Answers To Senior Impressions 1. Ralph Thorpe 2. James Tucker 3. James Efird 4. Vernell Townsend 5. Pershing Garrett 6. “Bill” Hornbuckle 7. Idell Sells 8. Gladys Efird 9. Sue Coble 10. Matilda Stovall Second Hobo: “I’d buy n freight car just fer me own private use.”—The Loudspeaker. Compliments of .. . J. C. PENNEY COMPANY Albemarle, N. C. PHONE 500 rrime—Afternoon, mac Beth is returning . •h». .0 hi.-i.. « ™ w'n' r many did you get? . Mac; I wasn’t so hot today. 1 killed only thirty and wounded a ing to be modest. Oh, by the waj , Mrs Duff called and said they wanted us to come over for a ta ble of bridge tonight. Mac: No, we can’t do that. O d King Dun Can is coming over w spend the night. There was noth ing I could do about it. He just invited himself over, the old '"Trs.^Beth: Old King Can is a good old man. Listen to that —I made a rhyme. Mac: Say, speaking of rhymes, 1 met three old hags on the way home today. They talked m rhyme too They told me I’d be king some day. What do you know about that? . Mrs. Beth: Oh, that’s just ducky! Then I can get that darling new frock I’ve been wanting. It " just the thing for a coronation. Mac: But I’ve got to get th job first. Mrs. Beth: That’ll be easy. I will just take a little clever work. It won’t be hard. The labor wi delight in physics pain. Mac: Explain your plan. Mrs. Beth: Well, about twelvi o’clock tonight I’ll kick the gong, and that will be a signal for you to go in and stop his clock from ticking. Mac: I get you. I’ll be waiting. (Exit all.) Scene IL Setting—Same. Characters—Mr. and Mrs. Beth, radio announcer. Time—A few hours later, 12:00 o’clock midnight. (Unseen radio announcer is heard talking. Bell rung by Mrs. Beth is heard.) Announcer: There goes the bell for the first round. Mac takes out his cutting iron, generously fur nished bv the Wecuttemup Cutlery Co., and advances slowly. No, he’s ’ st his nerve; he’s coming back! (Bell rings again.) There goes the second round! , _ac is crouching low, going in for the kill. One—two—’tis time to do it. Mac strikes a deadly blow. He hits again and again. Old King Dun Can is down! He’s out! (So are the lights!) What a fighter! What a killer! Ladies and gents. Mac wins! Hoo-rah for the new king of Scotland! He dares do all that may become a man! Three cheers and a footstool! This program of blow-to-blow cuts was brought to you by the Wecuttemup Cutlery Co. Our knives have been recommended by such famous people as Brutus, the Slaughterer, Alexander the Great Fighter, and now, that bloodiest of cutthroats. Mac Beth. Say thing to the audience. Mac. Mac: Hello, folks, it \ peat fight. I’m glad I won. i „ be right home, wifey. Now I must get back and get some sleep, the mnocent sleep, sleep that knits the raveled sleeves of care Announcer: All right, all right lhank you. Mac. And always re member, folks. If you want a good knife to assassinate a king with, come to Wecuttemup Cutlery Co. on the corner of Burnham Wood Park. It IS now exactly 12:47 and 6 secoT^s. The time is given you by courtesy of the Knockout Cigar Co. What tliic J_ ^ . Exchanges (Continued from page 2) Sre^ctfhe’’Srfthe"othes^ Waiter: “Customer says his 'oo-pT- ^*“Put it on a smaller plate for iSm.-The Salemite. Now, my little senior Please don t be so bold For you Four years old. e just a little freshman -The J Bird. Nothing valuable can be lost by takig time.-r;-. Monntameer. n of a Ma , Ambiti To be a circus clown. To be a fireman. To do something noble. To get wealthy. To make ends meet. To get the old-age pension. The Loudspeaker. Me Love has flew— Her did me dirt; Me did not knew, Her were a dirt. ^ ^ , —Selected. What a funny little insect a camel do be; Him neck are long and like a tree. Him back are a saddle, him tummy Him feets are^a cushion, him mind it do get me muddled, I can not see why. If him are a insect—why can t him ' —Selected. “I do not agree with a word you say, but I will defend to death your right to say it.”—Voltaire. A teacher has announced to her geometry class that to add enjoy ment to the class work “swing” has been included. Geometry is now conducted along such lines as: “Put a mark on the board and “I^t the compass where the i lines meet, and swing.” With “swing” added, it is ex pected that the pupils taking math I will get more enjoyment out ol their work. At any rate, it worth trying.--r/ic Stiulent. ^ April, li QUATRAI^^_ By Senior Engli.h St.*, To Max (the worm) A villain stole my littls And they are cuddled snS I ni saying now to all the, Some day I’ll get that “Hard-thinking Hod” is ^ Kuy; Y'ou see him everywhere ^ For all the girls he has’■ T But Hilda is his lady fair' ^ Old Per.shing is a football, I 11 tell you if you’ll wait- He .stoppled ^ a lot of > By closing up the gate. Why is “Ozzie” crazv That brown-haired Wiiki It’s not because hu'a vttjt, It must be ’cause he's shj.' J It’.- .^till a mystery to a. Why Sadie laughs so mu* And even in Miss Wat'r,-’ She often gets in "dutci!' ■, o She always dresses in spor i Her hair is black and strji Who wouldn’t like tobetr W’hen Edith has a date? Answers to Quesher for the .Von/A ith 1. Between 25 and 35. *vf 2. Bill Furrand J. P.lifc .■?. Thomas Hatley. 4. Shorthand classe= ;he 5. Virginia Stone. 6. Bleachers will be ere 7. I’resbrterian Churtk ;h 8. Mi.. .-ill Mi.,.-, Laws’s 11-1. lei 9. Lincolnton, April 25 lei 10. Field Day king and q.-ioi more assassinations and a good five-cent cigar. Station KKK, the I station of Klean-Kut Killings, ; signing off. Compliments G. M. DR| & SON STANLY HARDWARE CO. — Is Headquarters for — Sporting Goods and Carpenter Tools . . . Also Dure Wood Working Tools —ALBEMARLE, N. C. PHONES 10 - 93 What this country needs p E B g B n B> B n B ■ a ■ y Compliments of ... ■ I Cabarrus Bank ■ I and Trust Co. n ■ Compliments of .. . la MEET YOUR FRIEND! EFIRD’S AT OUR FOUNTAIN ;1j PHlLLIPSv Department Cut-Rate Dn Store Store V ALBEMARLE, N. C. 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