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Page 2 THE FULL MOON March 30, 1961 Hot A Word . The Fool Moon Don't You Oi Tzuth Believe It WEBB INSTITUTE FOR MORONS April, 1961 Students' Tension Eased By New Regulations Passed During a joint meeting of the School Board and faculty of ASHS the following rules were voted upon and passed by an enormous majority: 1. If a student is absent when a test is given, he is not required to make up the test. The teacher will give him the grade made on his last test. 2. The teacher’s pride and joy, pop tests, will be disposed of en tirely. After hours of consulta tion the board persuaded Mrs. Deese to do away with all French dictation, and therefore cut down on the number of tapes purchased by the French department. 3. Those students having at least a B-average on a subject will be exempt from the exam. 4. Each Thursday sirloin steak will be served in the cafeteria for a mere 30c. (In addition to Thurs day, sirloin steak will also be served on those days visitors are at the school.) 5. Metracal may be purchased in the cafeteria by those students wishing to rid themselves of ex cess poundage. 6. Twelve minutes between DON'T KILL YOUR WIFE ... Let Us 'Do Your Dirty Work! WHITE CLEANERS Read the Stanly News and Press Your Pants At The Same Time! STANLY NEWS AND PRESS Mrs. Fry Causes Uprising At ASHS Everyone was astounded yester day to find two beautiful orchids growing in with Mrs, Fry’s ferns in room 213. To make sure they were real growing orchids, Mr. Tyson, along with Mr. Science C. Hatley, came to inspect them. To the amazement of the two scien tific brains, they found the flowers to be real orchids. “But how did they get there?” everyone has asked. One of the Full Moon’s star re porters, with much difficulty, had an exclusive interview with Mrs. Fry to try to answer this ques tion. It was revealed that for many years she has been working in secret trying to breed an or- chid-producing fern, and has final ly succeeded. Even though she has found this wealth-producing secret, she plans to continue teaching. Mrs. Fry is asking all students who have any ferns — especially students who have practiced any cruelty to her ferns, which may have delayed the growth of or chids — to please bring them to her, so she can continue her work in this field. classes has been set up, hoping that this amount of time will cut down on the tardies, and give some of the couples more time to be together. 7. All teachers with the excep tion of Mr. Tyson and Mrs. Fry, agreed to permit their students the privilege of smoking in class. OUR DRUGS Are A Knock-Out McCOMMONS DRUGS MOONLIGHT DRIVE-IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM Directed by Dr. I. C. Stars Starring: Looney Tick and Will E. Makit The Full Moon ' Published Monthly By Mrs. Fry’s Third Period Senior English Class EDITORIAL STAFF - , Editor Suzanne Swindell Managing Editor Pam Treece News Editor Judy Harris News Writers Sharon Cranford, Mary Sikes, Jann Barrier, Jo Lynn Pickier, Margaret Ann Casper, Scottie Burleson, Mary Hill Hatley, Bill Burbage. Photography Editor Roy Wilson Feature Editor Nancy Smith Feature Writers Karen Herndon, Pam Sells, Louise Furr, Linda Haynes, Judy Chandler, Nancy Aldridge, Robert Iddings. Sports Editor Mike Wolfe Sports Writers Johnny Greene, Johnny Shelton, Craven Morton, Frank Casper, Ted Snotherly. Business Manager Steve Watson Assistant Business Manager Kenny Furr Typing Editor.''. Florence Morton Circulation Manager Ronald Hall Assistant Circulation Manager Diane Griffin Faculty Advisor Mrs. Paul B. Fry Personals Miss Chicora Caughman has just been selected as president of the John F. Kennedy fan club and is now making plans to write a national poem in his honor. « * * 4: Mr. Paul B. Fry, famous com poser of the 20th century, will be the host for the Lawrence Welk show next week. * * * # Mrs. Mildred Deese will teach German next year to avoid show ing everyone up with her mastery of the French language. «: « « * Mrs. Hall was sentenced to 10 years in school for forging ex cuses. We now make public apologies for smearing Mrs. Hall’s name, but we must abide by our own motto, “No new^s like bad news.” 4: ^ ^ ' Mary Sikes will attend the GOP convention in Washington. * ♦ ♦ * One of ASHS’s prominent stu dents, Fred Stokes, is on his way to Europe. The purpose of his trip is to fulfill his new title of “Chairman of the Board of For eign Languages of the World.” When asked why they refused to allow their students to smoke, Mr. Tyson replied, “I am allergic to cigarette smoke and cannot bear the thoughts of a smoke filled room.” Mrs. Fry answered, “A recent survey showed that smoke causes considerable damage to ferns. Need I say more?” The board would like for all the students to pile their excess paper neatly in the north end of the parking lot, in hopes it will permit a large bonfire at the be ginning of golf season. These rules will go into effect April 1. They were designed for the purpose of bringing about bet ter relations between the faculty and student body. It is hoped that the entire student body will respect these rules and obey them at all times. We Guarantee To Give You A Fit! WILDMAN CLOTHING We'll Get You Both To the Hospital or We'll Both Die Trying! HARTS ELL Funeral Home. WHY NOT Pro-Posy to Her With Our Flowers! FLORA'S FLORIST She Tells About Wonderiul Excursion To Planet Venus By APRIL FOOL It was my first trip to Venus; in fact, the first I had made far ther out than the moon. This trip was unique in that it was one of reminiscence. The eight other passengers, on the in terplanetary space ship, were all old scjiool mates of mine at ASHS. There were Bill Burbage, Roy Wilson, Fred Stokes, Louise Furr, Margaret Ann Furr, John Trou- blefield, Nancy Smith, and Craven Morton. These guys and dolls were all members of the “Disunit ed Bird Watchers of the Universe Club.” They were going to Venus to meet other members of the club, thus making an heroic ef fort to unite themselves. As planets, meteors, and other celestial bodies floated past the transparent steel windows, a pretty young stewardess came for ward to report to us that the cap tain would soon introduce him self. I was shocked within an inch of my life when I recognized her as being Florence Morton, an other fellow ASHS student. Equally surprised was she when she recognized all nine of her pas sengers. Almost simultaneously there came a muffled explosion and a tremendous vibration. I was thrown headlong into the just va cated seat in front of me. Flor ence, reacting very coolly, told us to regain our seats, fasten our seat belts and take a tranquilizer. “Attention,” came a droll voice from nowhere, “this is Captain Kent Montgomery speaking. We have been hit by a meteor, but our chief mechanic, Mike Fusonie, thinks he can repair the damaged area. “This ship, a product of the Watson and Hall Aviation Corpo ration, can take anything. Thank you for your attention.” “Well,” I thought, “Steve and Ronald are sure doing okay.” Everything quieted down after that and soon we landed “very smoothly” on Venus. There we were met by Kennie Furr, an ASHS and Annapolis graduate, who was commanding the entire Venetian fleet of 20,000 manned rocket ships. His chief rocket ex perts were Jan Russell and Tom my Ward. After meeting Eddie Wilson, of the “Wilson Universal Touring Service” for dinner, I checked in at the “Walter and Walter Grand Hotel”. Don and Dan Walter were operating this as an escape from their duties in the “United Galaxies.” I was soon in bed dreaming of my old high school days. I was very engrossed in a lecture by Mr- R. C. Hatley when I heard some one calling, “Come down breakfast, Susie, or you will be late for school.” — APRIL FOOL- We Guarantee You a Kodl Bend-Off, Although It May Be Hot When You Get There LEFLER FUNERAL HOME AIR-CONDITIONED CHAPEL For the Shock of Your Life . . . NECOFF ELECTRIC CO. Want to Get Your Man on the Hook? Take a Trip to the Beauty Nook! RADIO STATION WZKY — Your Public Service Voice — BIGGEST MOUTH IN STANLY COUNTY GAS TROUBLE? If You Need Gas, Phone YU 2-4813, Wilhelm's If You've Got Gas, Phone Drug Centre We Don't Sell "Chicks". . . We Just'Dress Them THE CHIC SHOP One Clip Joint You'll Like! MORRIS BARBER SHOP
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