International Organization Uncovered
The Full Moon staff has un
covered a mastermind plot to
take over the United States
Government.
Che Moutous, better known as
Jorge Edwardo Moutous, foreign
exchange student, started his
mission by hijacking a plane
from Argentine to Cuba. There,
he received special instruction
from Fidel Castro in person.
Camoflaged in an AFS plane,
he arrived in New York and
joined other infiltrators to
execute their plans for the
takeover.
Each of these infiltrators went
to different schools all over the
country to carry out their
masquerade. As foreign ex
change students.
The Sound
of Music
I Never Been to Spain - Mrs.
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Silence Is Golden - Sophomore
Chorus
25 or 6 to 4 - Mrs. Hatley
Sugar, Sugar - Mr. Kluttz
Brand New Key - Mr. Hauss
PuDDV Love - Kim Woodruff and
Jeff Gaskin
Fly Me To The Moon - Brad Perry
Soul Man - Bruce Davis
Mama Told Me Not to Come -
Irelou Easley
Son of a Preacherman - Phillip
Whitehead
Double Lovin’ - Melinda and
Melissa Moose
Almost Cut My Hair - P. G. Eury
Backfield in Motion - Coach West
Good Guys Only Win in the
Movies - ASHS Football Team
Superstar - Mark Andrew
Down By the Lazy River - John
Qarke
76 Trombones - Chick Mon’is
Draft Resister - Roger Williams
One Man Band - Robert Whitley
Lady Samantha - Frances “Sam”
Long
Little Man - Dana Ross
When I’m Gone - Jorge Moutous
Climb Every Mountain
Eddie Harrington
Patches - Donnie Hamilton
Somethin’s Burnin’ - Mrs.
Weydell
Graduation Day - ASHS Seniors
Mrs. Mildred L. Deese, French
teacher at ASHS, has been
selected as a participant in the
Summer Institute for teachers of
foreign languages to be held at
Appalachian State Teachers
College, Boone, June 19-August
11, 1961.
The purpose of the institute is to
improve the audio-lingual
proficiency of the high school
teachers and to introduce them to
the newest teaching methods and
techniques.
Mrs. Deese was one of the 48
participants chosen out of a
group of over 200 completed
applications. It is considered an
honor for any teacher to be
selected for this work.
Che Moutous came to
Albem’arle and established the
headquarters at the residence of
a family noted for leading war
protests and aiding communist
inclinations in this area.
Working together, these public
enemies carried out their fien
dish plan to over-throw the
democratic government of Stanly
County. During the first part of
the year, Che played the role of a
genuine foreign exchange student
to perfection. He participated in
some “innocent” activities such
as football, and track, working
his way into the hearts of the
faithful fans of ASHS, by his
demagogery abilities received in
Cuba, he wormed his way to the
vice presidency of the
National Honor Society,
president of his homeroom, and
sergeant-of-arms of the
Monogram Club.
Under this camoflage was the
terrific plan of undermining the
public security.
His principal area of activity
was Morrow Mountain State
Park, where supposedly riding
horses purely for pleasure, he
contact^ the different lower
leaders of underground
movement.
His arsenal increased every
minute. Since it was impossible
for him to keep his weapons in his
headquarters, he found another
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Chemists In Action
Chemistry lab can be a
shocking experience-especially if
you lick your finger and stick it in
the socket.
Various experiments can be
performed with the use of
precision laboratory equipment.
Operations include delivering
babies with delivery tubes,
toasting marshmallows over a
bunsen burner, drinking contests
(water, dears!) out of graduated
cylinders. John Baugh-tomless
pit holds the world’s record with
200 milliliters at one gulp.
A sign remained posted over
the sink that says “BEWARE OF
THE HORNE-Y SPATULA.”
Need gas? - report to the
chemistry lab. Got gas? - report
to the restroom.
April Drips
The Full Moon staff has
researched long and hard hours
to bring you these following April
Birthdays - Happy Birthday All of
You!
1- Irene Weydell
2- Irelou Easely
3- Ricky Parker, Mary Emmons
4- Lin Senter
5- Ginny Deese, Brian Garber,
Melinda Moose
6- Mark Andrew
7- John Qarke
8- Teena Lewis, Tom Knotts
9- Jeff Redwine, Jorge
10- Sue Brown
11- Susan Blalock
12- Lorraine Thompson
13- Bruce Davis
14- Miss Sharon McKenzie
15- Keith Crump
16- Allison Harris
17- David Lee
18- Joanne Stevens
19- Sandy Burleson
20- Darrel Ellis
21- Rodney Lee
22- Beth Kelley
23- Dana Ross, my sister
24- Eddie Harrington, June’s Dog
25- Alicia Thomas, Melissa Moose
26- Duke Furr
27- Bobby Swan, Phil Huneycutt
28- Coach Bill West
29- Danny Ross
30- Donny Hamilton
place: the Morrow Mountain
State Park outhouses.
The unofficial information we
have received is that after Easter
Vacation, April 4 or 5 (date not
yet set) the “guerilla” com
mands will attack Albemarle
Senior High school, riding Che’s
special trained war horse. They
will bomb the office of Mr.
Warren Hawkins, known
throughout the world for his
cooperation in fighting com
munism and considered one of
the brightest brains in the
American Intelligence Service.
All of the information about
Che Moutous’s devious under
ground movement has been
obtained by secret bugs of the
Full Moon Staff.
All students should join to
prevent their outrageous show of
diplomatic interference by
foreign agents.
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Wendy Lister is the March
“Face In Focus”. Wendy lives
with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. T.
A. Lister, and her sister, Karen
on Valley view Drive.
A senior, Wendy is an im
portant member of the student
body. She is a member of Student
Council and National Honor
Society. In her third year of
German, Wendy is a member of
the German Club. She is also co
editor of The Qairvoyant.
An active member of the
Boosters’ Qub and the varsity
Oieerleading Squad, Wendy is
very school-spirited. She is also
captain of the Gymnastics Team.
Wendy placed first in the A.A.U
meet at Lebanon in the balance
beam competition, and placed
third in the state finals.
Minicourses At NSHS
Eddie and his band of merry
redskins had an Indian uprising
last week. (Note: There will be
no last names in this story. For
those who took part, you know
who you are.)
It all started in Spanish Qass.
(Being part Indian and your
favorite on the-spot reporter, I
just had to take part.) Mrs.
O’Guin, being the teacher that
she is, said something to Eddie
that upset him very much. She
found this out as she hung upside
down outside the window. After
calling together all our fellow
followers and a few white sym
pathizers, we met in a war
council. At the suggestion of Gil,
alias Sitting Bull, we proceeded
to the office.
Our gallant leader, Crazy
Horse, on his trusty steed
Charlie, went back to pull the
teacher back inside. He returned
shortly, dragging her behind him.
We had planned to bum her at
the stake outside Mr. Hawkins
office, but by this time she was
unconcious and it wouldn’t have
been any fun. After another
council, we let her go in favor of a
more promising victim. We
really did the school a service
when we made up our minds.
Buddy Red Cloud suggested we
string up Reid Squires, and let his
flapping tongue flap awhile in the
breeze as he hung on the flagpole.
Three Indians: A blond, a
brunette, and a redhead went to
capture our unsuspecting
sacrifice. Just as we brought him
back, the Seventh Calvary
blundered down the halls, Sarge
“Poncho” McKenzie at their
head. Reid broke away and ran
screaming down the halls as bis
rescurers drew closer.
Chief “Julian” Rain-in-the-
Face led our attack. We quickly
surrounded the bewildered Army
and drove them outside and down
the Palestine Road. As we
returned to the school, we were
greeted by the cheers of
onlogking students.
Charlie, for his part in the
uprising, received a great award.
He was installed as the new
president of the Student Body.
Reid will take Charlie’s place as
the horse of Crazy Horse. It was
heard that he would make a
better horse than president.
Lynn, for her concern and for
being the only real squaw (she
just happens to belong to Eddie!)
was given the best prize of all:
the scalp of Poncho to hang in her
wigwam by the river Git-
cheegomee to keep her warm on
those long winter nights when her
crazy Crazy Horse goes riding off
into the sunset to save more of his
fellow men.
Anyone For Tennis?
Look out, Dick Qark! One of
Albemarle’s own is moving in on
you!
The Fool Moon staff
unanimously voted Norton Pease
as “Albemarle’s Oldest
Teenager,” mainly because there
is no one else his age here to take
the title.
For those of you who don’t
know Norton (also known as Nort
and Nor-ton), he is the spectator
who yells the loudest at the ball
games. This may not seem
significant, but just sit in front of
him at a game and you’ll un-
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A 1965 graduate (?) of ASHS,
Norton was president of the
NAANP. This fine organization
was the National Association for
the Advancement of Norton
Pease. Forerunners of today’s
hippies, the NAANP members
spent most of their time thinking
up ways to get out of work, to
sneak out of school, and to make
it hard on teachers.
After graduation, Norton
served four years in the Air
Force. Fifteen months of this
term he was at Elmendorf Air
Force Base, Anchorage, Alaska.
However, the government
transferred him after his attempt
to sell refrigerators to the
Eskimos. The only hitch was no
electrical outlets in the igloos.
Norton and his fantastic flying
machine, as his blue Corvair is
sometimes called, can be seen
just about anywhere at anytime.
However, he is usually never
where he’s supposed to be and
always where he shouldn’t be.
In his off hours from classes at
CPCC, Norton hangs out at the
Mall, the YMCA, and Prince of
Pizza. During the summer, his
favorite spot is the local Putt-
Putt, where he runs “Norton’s
Friendly Putt-Putt Club.” Only
people he can beat at Putt-Putt
are eligible for membership.
Norton is also the star catcher
for the West Albemarle Baptist
Church Softball Team. Showing
true devotion for his team, he
duck walks everywhere he goes
to keep in shape. It’s a little
rough going off the diving board
in that position, but that’s just an
example of real loyalty.
Norton is a friend to all
students at ASHS. He helps many
with their problems, mostly the
girls (we won’t mention any
names). He gives them advice,
does undercover work, and is an
all-around pal.
Nort is very qualified for the
position of “Albemarle’s Oldest
Teenager.” He is now searching
for someone to take his place,
should he decide to give up his
acclaimed title. We can only
hope he will stay around a little
longer to brighten up the scenery
of our fair town, and contribute
something to everyone’s day.
Keep up the good work, Norton!
(Since this illustrious
character is my brother and I
have lived with him for 16 years, I
feel proud to write about him.
He’s really a great guy, and the
best brother a girl could have.
And that’s the truth!)