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JUNE 1992
THE FULL MOON
Predictions
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I, BUI Aldridge, predict Gaiy Moran will find the woman of his dreams, and Demon Watkins will be
appointed captain of the varsity cheerleading squad. I also predict that Brian Smith will
become the “New” Marlboro man.
I. Stephen Aldridge, predict that Matt S.. Jason B., and Jack L. will remake a scries of Three Stooges
get rich and open a radio station/blues restaurant that plays only Eric Clq)ttm and
serves only greasy French fries and onion rings.
I. Xaricus Allen, predict that next year Nakia Gould will be ciqHain of the football team, and Demon
Watkins will be moved to guard.
I, Marti Allman, predict that Tom Allen will have at least five kids in the next three years all by
different girls. Behave Tom.
I, Leslie Anderson, predict that the girls track team will not lose another meet as long as Mrs. Maske
coaches, and Mr. Morgan will decide on a day other than the regional track meet to have
the prom.
I, Chad Atwater, predict that Pedro will be very successful in life, and that Jonathan Holt will quit
being so pretty.
X Tenika Bailey, predict that Derrick Knight will get a girlfriend and leave me alone.
I, Adrienne Beaver, predict Karen Stubbs wiU finally get that U-Haul to come to her house this
summer.
I, Sherry Blanding, predict that Mia Crump, TU Green, and Twanya Edwards will one day own
McDonald.
I. George Blakxsk. predict that Spag will get arrested for indecent exposure, that L.E. will buy a
Japanese car. that J.P. will be the owner of a chain of Pizza Huts, and that J.F. »^1 kill
ten people just to watch them die. I also predict that there wOl be a growth serum invented
and Mr. Weiker will get a hold of it
I, Mysty Blalock, predict that Coach Weiker will learn that women actually dominate men and that
Adrian K. will be back in Algebra n next year.
I, Shellie Bowers, predict that Angie Morgan will find a “hotty” at ECU and drive him around in her
“Dragon Wagon”, that Jennifer Holt will finaUy find “Mr. Right” after many years of
searching, that Mike L. will still be pumping gas at Citgo and missing me and Mrs. Wolfe,
and that Lemonte Davis will be working two jobs so he can pay his child support, wishing
he’d have listened to me.
I, Jiqreta Bramhan, predict Mia C. will be ready to go in class of 1993.
I. Shane Broadway, predict that Eric Sanders will finally get his hair cia and find something else to
pierce.
I, Dion Brooks, predict and hope that my brother Tray Knight will take life and school seriously and
not worry about following my footsteps, to make his owil
I. Ondra Brooks, predict that one day I will become rich and famous and have a successful career and
beautii^ wife.
I, Courtney Brown, predict that Jonathan Holt will have a sudden change in character and will perform
with two midgets in a mud wrestling show every Friday night at a very skanky night-club
in Charlotte. I also predict that Emily S. will develop into a beautiful young lady and make
all the guys sorry they would not date her.
I, Peaches Bums, predict that Charity Lilly will marry John John Watkins. Shanu M. will marry Tez
and have some big head kids. Rshonda will take Alan from Shellie. Tia will marry Rodney
and they all will live in Badin.
I, Pepa Bums, predict that Kidada, Khia, and Keondra wiU get caught skipping lunch on the path to
Burger King. I also predict that Kim Thomas will catch Jungle Fever. Twanya Edwards
will marry Antwain Duncan.
I, Brigette Burris, predict that Laura S. and Jonathan H. will get manied and have li^e GQ babies.
Stacy P. will go to UNC and actually drink more than one-half of a cooler! Finally. 1
that Trena. Kristi, and I will not make it to college on time due to the fact we are still in jail
from graduation.
I, George Buiris, ^edict that Curtis C. will be fu-ed from KFC because of attacking a 76 year old
woman, Eric H. wiU appear on Studs, and that Mr. Moran will end up marrymg someone
half his age. Last but not least I predict that Jeff R. wUl live at home until he is 30. then
live with the bums.and that I will own my own gym and make lots of money 1
L Jason Byrd, predict diat Jack L. and I will become regulars on Saturday Night Uve. Matt S. will be
anested for breaking into Rush Limbaugh's house, and Steve and Keith wiU open a cham
of ladies' ck>thine stores on the west coast.
I. Seth Cain, predict Bryan Land, John Page, and Miller Hartsell will invem their ovm death
Chad AtH20 wUl become #1 in his class at Gardner-Webb and Cowmey Bi^ will
revenge his time for being in the bam. Tim RusseU and Jonathan Weathersbee will be
looking for fake LD. cards at NCSU. .. u t T.itwtu/iil
I Josh Cate*, predict Uslie M. wUl be the next Mike Tyson. I also I^^dict that Jeremy Talbert wUl
finally be the "loverboy” he has always wanted to be! We’ll CYA!
I, Earl Chambers, predict the wrestling team will not win another suite tiUe without Stewart and
L Pedro predict Demon W. and Nakia G.wUl be in jail before ttey gr^uate.
L Curtis Cox. predia KelUe P. will own her own chain of Taco Bell stores. MmmeK.
LPGA tour. George B. will someday become playgirl of the year. Bnan S. will have a Bnm
fishin’ show on the Disney Channel, and Jessica P. wUl hopefully one day becom^y
suter-in-law. and finally Brian S. and I while drinking margaritas and smokmg weed wiU
drive Ms. Daisy, Yah-hooll r-wwi
I. Lori Cnu*. predict that Tab Watkins wiD achieve baaketball pUyer of the year (1992-1993). Good
LuckBJ.tI!
I. Eric Culp, predict that Kim Smith will score 1.000 points in next years basketball seasOT and that
Coach Andrew will coach the new sport at Albemarle High School, tiddley winks on
manhole covers.
I, Lemonte Davis, predict that my brother Michael Davis will be strong, smart, and have it going on
for the rest of his high school life.
I, Adrian Dennis, predict that Bryan Land will move to California and become an undercover vice
cop along with his side kick Miller Hartsell.
I, Angela Dennis, predict that AHS and its studente will keep getting better and better.
I, Misty Dennis, predict that I will fulfill my goals. I also predict that Jan and Gabe will have a happy
life.
I, Ryan Duke, predict that 1/2 of the Albemarle High School senior class of 92* will end up in a sute
prison.
I, Aaron Efird. predict that I will keep a car longer than one year.
I. Paul Efird, predict that Rocky Smith will graduate in the year 2069.
I. Jennifer Eller, predict the Twin Towers will almost slam, and will be the next two twins to play for
Virginia. I also predict that Becky Wood will own and manage the first indoor softball field
with a retractable dome.
I, Corrie Ellis, predict that Demon Watkins will gain over 2,000 yards and rush for 26 TD’s his senior
year.
I, Jennifer Floyd, predict that Trena Harris will finally settle down with one guy and she will go back
and clean up her yucky mess on Albemarle Rd. Jennifer Scarboro will run a sidewalk sale
containing cigarettes and liquor. Paige Newton will teach an Oakboro cop exactly how to
smoke two cigarettes at one time.
I, Lois Foley, predict Barbie and Bikini man will be happily married, Suzanne Sharpe will become
the spokesmodel for Revco. and Chunk will continue to complete the task of the pink
upchuck dance out of her nose. Party on, Boobo.
I, Michael Fullerton, predict that Miller Hartsell will be P.W.’ed by the end of the summer.
I, Lamar Harris, predict that Richard Harris will be the star guard in’92/*93 in basketball
I, Trena Harris, predict that Brigette Burris and I may be trapped in Stanly County forever; Kristi
Johnson will join us after flunking out of ECU. Jennifer Floyd will marry Dustin and live
on a farm. Leslie A. will become a world famous architect. Adrienne B. will meet up with
“John” and have an affair. Linda R. will go off to college and party every night til she is
kicked out.
I, Miller Hartsell. predict that Bryan Land will discover a means of communicating with cats and John
Page will quit his nasty dipping habit
I Paula Harris, predict that Tia Medley and Usa Quarles will become friends and Kidada Davis wiU
become a multimillionaire retail prostinite. Peaches and Chip will have 6 children and live
in a motel. Sherry B. will become bigger in every place possible.
I, Eric Hadey, predict that Jeremy Talbert will be Rocky River conference player of the year in
baseball next year and drafted by the Cubs.
I, Motoki Hattori, predict that Mr. Taylor may become a turtle.
I, PJ. Hinson, predict that Marty A. will finally find her a “real man”.
I, Jennifer Holt, predict that Demon W. will become a 2501b. center for the Chicago Bears. Courmey
O. will have her head shaved to look like Sinead O’Conner, and Betty M. will have a voice
change.
I. Detra Latoya Hough, predict that Betty Medley will become Jackee one day and that M ichael Bryant
will one day become Chi Ali and hopefully Special Ed.
I. Ali Soma Howard, predict that Antwain B. will finally get some playing lime for Coach Holcomb.
I, Randy Huneycutt, predict that Mr. Townsend will lose his mind and run one of his students through
the planer.
I. Chris Huneycutt. predict that “Big Guns” John Page will become a major porno star and make •
millions. I also predict that Josh Cates' skipping abilities will always be present even to
Uncle Sam.
I. Yutona Ingram, predict that my brother Corey Ingram will quit school before he gets to graduate.
I, Kristi Johnson, predict that next years seniors will get just as sick of school as I have. That Chas
and Jess will be manied very soon. That Brian S. will be editor of the paper next year.
(Watch out for that hole!) Brigette, Trena, Jennifer Ftoyd, and I will p ^ to school next year
and never be heard of again!
I, Juanita Lambert, predict that Kevin Lambert will get sick of school, drop oui, grow long hair, and
become a bum. Ella Lee will become an airline stewardess and Beka will be rifle captain
her senior year. LuJene will suy pure!
I, Melinda Lambert, predict Corina Little will find her a hunk in the Army and become a housewife
with eight children.
I. Bryan Land, predict that Adrian Dennis will grow about another foot and will star in a King Kong
movie. Myself and the rest of the crew will have many fun filled days and nights at the river
this year while indulging ourselves with choice beverage*. “Kool-Aid"
I, Chns Liles, predict that all the men in the Army will just k>ve Josh Cate* bffniv he is so little, and
he’ll get out and live a hiqjpy life with his new husband.
I, Jack Luiker, predict that Jason Byrd will have hi* eye glasses case stolen so much that he goes crazy
and is put into an insane asylum. Matt Smith will k>se all his moral* and become a hit m««
for the Mafia. Finally. Stephen Aldridge’s mind wUl snap and he will become a bum.
I, Mike U^er, pedict that Rick Turner wiU be a Citgo gas pumper for the rest of his Ufe and th*t
T /- • HimeyOTtt will have mouth cancer by the age of nineteen.
I, Conna Ij^e, ^edict that no one will be able to break my grcatreoofd of t*dies md Mr. Taykff
Mr*. Almond will not forget me.