FEBRUARY 1996
THE FULL MOON
MOONSHINE
EDITOR : DUSTIN POPLIN
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of
Hick and Huzz
by Dustin Poplin and Mary Nance
Hello, once again it’s Hick and Huzz with another wonderful, demented story. Our adventure
began when we were sitting in one another’s arms reminiscing of when we first met at our family
reunion. It was a wonderful day when I was reunited with my sister, Huzz, who looked so beautiful
among the other family members. That’s when I knew she had to be mine-and only mine-oh yes,
mine. After the fun and games that goes along with a family reunion, I popped the big question and
we started a long, wonderful, passionate kiss that seemed to last forever. We eventually stopped due
to the cold stares of our family members. Well, enough of the Hick and Huzz “meeting story.'
I thought I should do something nice for our first Valentine’s Day together. I decided to go all
out and buy her a candy bracelet (grape) and matching ear bobs. I’m certain to score with a gift of
this caliber. Shoot, we may even go bowling, even skeet shooting. A day well planned nonethe
less.
The awaited day of the Cupid finally came. I woke up quite early and left her beautiful candy
necklace and ear bobs on the pillow on our bed. I left in our Big Foot Terminator Truck to go to the
early morning tractor pull in the next county. When I came home, I found my sister/wife Huzz
wearing her new Valentine jewelry. We climbed into our truck and rode off to go skeet shooting.
Is this love or what?
Huzz points out which candy bracelet she wants for Valentine’s Day.
Are You Romantic?
by Mandy Poston
Now that February is here, everyone’s heart is
getting bigger as Valentine's Day nears. Now is
the time that all the romantics decide to come out
and show there true iiuier self. People show there
true feelings for others in many different ways.
Some people think that flowers are the perfect
gift for their special loved one. Others like to
show their affection by giving candy and bal
loons. If you are thinking about maybe doing
something different this year, try cooking some
thing special for your loved one. Remember,
girls, the way to a man's heart is his stomach. I
asked a few students here at AHS if they were
romantic, and if so how? Here is what a few of
the students had to say.
Beth Vanderburg: Yes, I am romantic, at least the
men that call my 976# say so.
Thomas Taylor: Of course, my woman prefers
me to speak in body language.
Jethro Plow-Jock: Heck yeah! Nothing too good
for the queen of my double-wide.
Susan Rose: Yes, I leave little love notes for him
in different places.
Danyel Bailey: I am not sure. Ask Ross.
David Little: Yes, I have written many poems for
that certain someone, but I do not let her read
them until I know she cares.
Katie Ellis: I like flowers and candy, but words
mean more.
Laura Cauble: Heck yeah I am! One knows
because he is the only one I have actually cared
about. With most of my other boyfriends I would
search for ways to torture them without them
knowing that 1 was trying to. It has been fun.
Gary Her: No, 1 am not romantic. Why kiss up
when you know she loves you?!
David Efird: I buy girls my ZX2000 Efird doll. It
really turns them on.
Jamla Simmons and Cytrina Leake look
forward to a Valentine's Day together.
Cupid Chatter
by Kristina Scott
U
C - Coming once again, it’s Valentine’s Day,
On the 14th of February, not in May.
Love is in the air and Cupid is too.
Shooting arrows at me and you.
Using your money to buy a gift.
Never underestimate shopping at the Thrift
Roses and chocolates to name a few.
Or being original is nothing new.
People searching for someone on this day.
Grab a companion and in a few words say:
“Valentine’s Day is a special time.
Don’t be greedy, just sp^e a dime!”
I - It’s the day of the year when everyone is in
love.
Put your arm around someone and look abovC’
The snow will leave, but it will come again,
Sending roses is never a sin.
D-Deliver your gift personally, if you can.
Avoid the mail and be a man!
After giving your gift, give her a kiss.
As this Valentine’s Day, you won’t wanna
miss!
S/ts of Green Cheese
by Mandy Poston and Kristina Scott
Now that we are back from our long Christmas
and snow vacation, we have op>ened our ears and
are ready to hear of all of those juicy bits. The
gossip at AHS never ends. We’ll always find
something or someone to talk about
-What junior girl ran over a guy's foot in the
Eastgate parking lot?
-What senior girl and freshman guy found com
fort in each other at a party?
-What two junior girls and senior girl used the
bathroom behind a tree after “holding it” for too
long?
-What junior guy is “playing games” with four
girls?
-What freshman gl;J u>c..ed” by a sopho
more guy?
-What senior guy was sledding down a hill and
hit a stop sign head on and fractured his arm?
-What freshman guy beat up a tree at a senior
girl’s party?
-What senior girl and two junior girls got their
bellybuttons pierced recently?
-What junior guy got hit by a car?
-What senior girl fainted in a store in Charlotte
while shopping?
-What junior girl and two senior girls made a
giant mushroom out of snow?
-What freshman guy almost broke a lampshade at
a party?
-What junior girl “made a pass” toward an older
guy (in his 60s), while in traffic at Charlotte?
-What freshman guy has a major crush on a junior
girl?
-What senior guy and junior girl supposedly
hooked up one night at a party?
-What senior basketball player walked around *
game with his fly open?
-What junior girl and junior guy are having *
secret love affair?
-What sophomore guy walked two miles home s'
2 AM to avoid fighting another sophomore guy^
-What senior girl just won’t give up on on«
particular guy?
-What senior guy thinks it is fun getting the mes*
beat out of him?
-What senior guy tried to be like Deimis RodmaO
and dyed his hair blue?
-What senior girl spends her spare time waiting
on one guy to call her, only to be let down
AGAIN?
Nick Johnson beats up...a tree?
Steue's Ualentine's Top Ten
by Steve Adcock
Well, it’s Valentine's Day and that means it is
time for another one of my famous Top Ten
Lists." These are the top ten male pet peeves
about being in love.
10. You can't call Baywalch "Babewatch " any
more.
9. No more renting
8. Always trying to look cooler than that Adcock
guy-
7. H».ving\o watch BridgesofMadisonCounry.
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6. Convincing all your other dates that the g'
you are always seen with is your sister.
5. Getting rid of your swii”
suit issues.
4. Learning the phrase. That dress doesn't
your rear kx)k too trig."
3. Sperxiing all the moola over at Burger
2. Keeping that dam toilet seat down.
1. RenKmbering the chick's name.