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TI. lOQ') MARCH 1997 THE FULL MOON PAGE 2 Features EDITOR : KATE MABRY Test Your Movie Skills by Beveriy Poplin With the dreary, March weather set in, what's a better thing to do than relax and enjoy a good movie? Both old and new, both happy and sad — movies certainly have a captivating quality about them. Even though it may be gloomy outside, you can always lighten up your day with a good movie. Here are some quotes from some of my favorite films. Test your knowledge and see if you can guess what movie each of these came from! 1. “Are you going to do something, or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?” 2. “Dinosaurs eat man...Woman inherits the Earth.” 3. “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking....” 4. “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!” 5. “That’s MY PUCK, baby! Don’t you ever touch my puck!” 6. “Take me to bed or lose me forever.” 7. “It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion. I was just totally clucless.” 8. “Would I like my drink in the can? (looks down the aisle towards the bathroom) No, I’ll just have it right here, thanks." 9. “Like I’ve always said, if you don’t have anything good to say, come sit by me.” 10. “I’m just a little anxious to get up there and whoop ET’s butt, that’s all.” 11. “Stupid is as stupid does. Sir.” 12. “You cursed rat, look at what you’ve done! I’m melting...melting!” 13. “You have the ring. And 1 see your Schwartz is as big as mine.” 14. “She makes me feel kinda funny...like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.” 15. “Youshotme. I can’t believe it. They’re giving you a medal for shooting me, you little prick!” How did you do? Here are the answers: 1. Tombstone 2. Jurassic Park 3. Airplane! 4. Monty Python and the Holy Grail 5. Uappy Gilmore 6. Top Gun 1. Clueless 8. National Lampoon's European Vacation 9. Steel Magnolias 10. Independence Day n. Forest Gump, of course 12. The Wizard of Oz 13. Space balls 14. Wayne's World 15. Speed DIRECTO Joih Hairara, Mlchrtle Sides, •nil Wendy Slamper pick up a tew lines while watching their favorite movie. FULL MOON PublUhed nine times per year by the journalism class at Albemarle High School Member Quill and Scroll Staff Allison Hudson- Editor-in-Chief Kelly Rakes - News Editor Kate Mabry - Features Editor Allen Furr - Entertainment Editor Rusty Story - Sports Editor Senior Staff Mike Bryan, David Efird, Heather Freshly Junior Staff Bo Andrew, Wilson Beaver, Emily Nance, Beverly Pophn follow Your Rainbow by Emily Nance Widi Saint Patrick's- Day approaching, thoughts of leprechauns and luck come to mind. In addition, everyone begins to search for the pots of gold at the end of the rainbows. I asked several AHS students what they would like to Elvis awaits Greg Nahrgang at the end of his rainbow. find at the end of their rainbow. Here are some of their responses. Greg Nahrgang - my idol, Elvis Misty Caudle- Jon Claude VanDam Courtney Little- my boyfriend Kelly Freshcom- no comment Beth Hathcock and Emily Rogers- our diplomas Jennifer Ingram- “bellisimos ojos” in a red bow Mark Purvis and Ben Smith- the demons on Valley Drive Jamie Kennedy- a 1997 Z71 truck in Bulldog Blue Hutch Kirkpatrick- a multi-million dollar man sion and a S200.000 a year career out of college Angie Bell- true love and happiness Yashica Wall- a piece of mind Tina Maguylo- a fruit basket with bananas and grapefruit Jason Smith- a turtle Landon Pennington- blue lightning Jason Pinion- Jane-Jane Ross Stokes- "Big Funk“ holding a Parchesi set Joe Mallory- an everlasting unlimited AHS hall pass Nikki Lilly- Channel One’s Craig Jackson Jaime Cook- Daniel H. in a tux Do You Suffer From Bad Luck Syndrome? by Beveriy Poplin and Emily Nance Are you having trouble finding a date for the prom? Arc you continuously failing tests? Perhaps you are suffering from the Bad Luck Syndrome (BLS). We have conducted an extensive survey on BLS by participating in several experiments concerning the tum of luck. Here are ten ways to change bad luck to good luck if followed exactly. You must continue to follow these hints for eternity, or your luck will quickly change back. 1. Pick up all permies on heads, not tails, and keep them for the remainder of the day. 2. Take all tesu with a green pencil. 3. Eat all the green skittles first. 4. Knock the painter off his ladder and tell him to move iL Whatever you do, don't walk under it. 5. When a black cat is approaching your path, clap your hands and yell really toud. (CXlds are it will run the other way!) 6. Don’t step on any cracks; they’ll break your mother’s back! 7. Don’t just cany around a rabbit’s foot; buy a pet rabbit! 8. Don’t wear that lucky underwear everyday. You’re more likely to get lucky if they arc clean. 9. Eat Lucky Charms every morning for breakfast. 10. Set the date on your watch back one day so you’ll never ki»w when Friday the 13th comes. Satin and Lace Weddings • Proms • Pageants Parly Drosses • Tuxedo Flental 704-983-5595 HAIR DESIQHEIIS 133 WEST MAIN STREET ' $1 off retail and/or $1 off ALBEMARLE, NO 20001 haircut (cxccpt Saturday) ♦Tuxedo rentals start at $49.00 with coupon ^
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