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/• JUNE 1997 THE FULL MOON PAGE 3 Predictions 1, Danyel Bailey, {jredict that Hope Miller’s stalker will obsess to the pwint of heartbreak and die, and she’ll marry the first Patrick Swayze look-a-like she comes across. Kelly Broyles will finally get her car and then realize that it won’t get over the hill. Abbey Kimrey will become a stand-up comedian doing voice impressions and all those wasted nights at BK will pay off when she meets the man of her dreams. Katie Ellis will one day get a tattoo that says I handled it and she 11 finally sweep the halls of Ehike University. li Christie Barbee, predict that Heather H. will marry and have five kids only because she says she won’t. 1) Brandon Bivens, predict that all of the seniors will be found at Mynle Beach the week after gradu ation. I also predict Adam Strawn and StejAen Eudy will continue working at Still Oil Co. 1. Kenyatta Brown, predict that Treshia S. and Ryan will get mamed. George H. will be successful in life and have twins. Jeremy Clarke will play pro-football. I. Mike Bryan, predict that Wilson Beaver will grow up and make more money than BiU Gates but for some reason continue to live in Albemarle and work as head manager for the Carolina P^there. Will J. and the freshmen will learn how to play tennis and lead our team to the state championship. Someday, the bathrooms will have paper towels and perhaps even doors on the stalls. Wesley Burris will grow up and become a serial killer because he is bored of playing professional baseball, football, tennis, golf, and basketball. James Monroe will also make tons of money and for some strange reason, continue to live in Albemarle. Allen Furr will become a pro-wrestler. Jamie Kennedy will be a used-car salesman after retiring from the USG A tour. I. Wesley Burris, predict that the Albemarle football team will repeat as conference champions next year in their new conference. I. Jeremy Clarke, predict that Greg will get his butt kicked but will finally become a nian. Allen will find that he should have pulled for State the whole time! Wesley will drop out o sc oo ue to excess partying. Mandi and Abbey will find the man of their dreams! Regina Clark, predict that everyone at AHS will become smarter next year because o oc scheduling. Also, someday I will become rich and famous. I. Stacy Cosgrove, predict that by Peggy B.’s senior year the four of us will be living m a messy and crazy house. ,, - ^•CharlieCrawley, predict that Hope M. will find the love of her life at a party in CO ege. o T. will marry five times and never be happy. Brandon B. will many as soon as he gets out of college and work at Still Oil. „ , ■ . . , I. Phillip Crisco, predict that Albemarle will be number one in football and wm the s^at^hamp - I. Tiffany Davis, predict that me and that special someone will get together, and everybody wil e nie live my life without them saying anything. 1. Harius Driver, predict the I’ll be a successful graphic designer and IXonnieEdwaripredictthatafter David Efirdwinsagoldmedalmthe2^^^^ a Star Wars sw^ club and teach lessons in a Darth Vader spe^. "t a finally solve the mystery of the missing underwear and she will meet a new BMW and a Charleston mansion. AUison will have beautiful, s^ metheir godmother. Beth HathcockwiU be valedictorian at Peace^h.^^^^^ eating coleslaw at KFC. Erin Mauldin will turn into « P^y 8 cheerleading. Emily tattoo. When she finally setUes down, she’ll marry “ i„t. She’ll love Hollins so Rogers will gel arrested for mdecent exposure m a B ^ much that she’ll become a professional student unul she . p ^ju meet her name to Mrs. Esmerelda and start predicting the future, a rin another year at husband at a strip club where she dances under the name o ty AHS, Beverly Poplin will move to Charleston and opm ® ^ small island in David Efird, predict that Wilson Beaver will become richer cult*that gives free comet 0,. P^rJr^d U.. h.ppil, ev„ ge. rides to members of the Mid-West Coast. Marcus Dun p elaborate plan to take his own sitcom on the WB. In tenth grade, ^ he’s a junior. My brother over the world but will be foiled by his parents and fore ^ .ui, Mr Pouio Head doll that will find a Black-and-Mild, an even bigger water rifle, and a pos Mo,eL^waib..t»b.’sbodyg»«>l. M,!.HMhcockn, , her walls by the year 2000. nrmdon Bivens will party out Stephen Eudy, predict that James Monroe will become vrorld rul . of school. Adam Strawn will one day own Still Oil ompany. P' es Michacl D. and Alsn •^elly Freshcom, predict that Tina M. will one day run yg to Hawaii. Stacy F. will W. will someday realize that they are perfect for each , one day wash her car, instead of covering it (or my o er Heather Freshly, predict that after Emily R. leaves, Stephen F. will bleed , off at the hip. n;„ i will realize that he is not huge and ’ ^llen Fun. predict that Greg N. will somehow fin 1234) RustyS. will marry Emmy anybody can play football, but not everybody . Kelly M. v«ll finally get married. , and he will come home every weekend to see her. cx fiehters in South America. '• ^».c. Fun. to Do„^ P.«.! CW> H. W.1I l«c»n. m «nd Gary H. will bccome a professional strip dancer. I, Katherine Garrison, predict that Allison Hudson will get revenge on “Alumni”, live jwosperously in Charleston, become a Spice Girl and a patron of Wal-Mart, and eventually find a man who will willingly and financially support her phone bills to Kat. her excessive manicures and pedicures, and her heavy addiction for Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs. I predict that Jamie Keimedy will one day pierce his Monroe, buy a square-inch lot at the Old North Stale, and spend his days working as a caddy for the children of his hero. Tiger Woods. I predict that Beth Hathcock will return from Peace dressed in all black with a nose ring, a degree in jazzercize. and a Mexican cutie named Osito. I predict that Emily Rogers will be defensive player of the year in field hockey, suffer severe breakouts from allergic reactions, develop an obsession for horse-back riding, suffer extreme Mazatlan withdrawals, and return with short black hair and a body like Thore. I predict that Connie Edwards will drop out of college, become a spokeslady for Depends Undergarments, and eventually design her own website promoting bladder control and intentional fainting. I predict that Erin Mauldin will dance wild for Chapel-Hill. one day own the First Union of Albemarle, grow her hair out to her knees, and become an alternative freak while Nurse Betty. Fast Eddie, and the monumental camcorder watch from afar. I predict that Heather Freshly will marry the man who can afford her. have lots of athletic babies, open her own sugar cookies shop, eventually retire in Ohio, and lose all of her teeth by the age of thirty. I, Desmond Green, predict that Albemarle football team will win confereiKe next season. I, Josh Hamara, predict that David Efird will drop out of the Presidential race and become a stand up comedian and Mike B. will be his manager. I also predict that Danny’s and Dwain’s senior year will be the sleepiest year of all. I, Chris Handy, predict that all of the seniors can be found partying long and hard at the beach the week after graduation. I, Michelle Harrison, predict that Melody Green will become first chair trombone player. Matt Lefler will conduct experiments on Jennifer Lowder’s body and end up with more body parts than she started out with. Abby McDonald will not move to North Stanly and she will terrorize Mr. Hedrick for the whole tinjie she is a^lbemarle. The football ai;d volleyball teams will do better than they have this year. I, Toni Harryman, predict that in five years, Diane Solamon will have married Tim Ray, and Dana R. will have found the man of her dreams. And all my close friends will be very happy, and Kelly Rakes will have finally gotten her ring. I, Beth Hathcock, predict that Emily Rogers will be voted MVP field hockey player next year at Hollins, Erin will be a bank teller (CSR) for life, Katherine G. will be captain of the dance team at Carolina, Allison will get her long-awaited BMW, Connie will become a pro-piano player, Beverly will one day be a Jazzercize instructor. Wesley and James will become public speakers. David will be the next Hugh Hefner, and Mike will teach Spanish. Ms. Terry will meet a man and move to Ocracoke. I. Gary Her. predict that Albemarle High School will be more of a success in sports and academics without me in the way. and all the ACC members will be more active in the future. I. Jennifer Holbrook, predict that Jenny Sikes and Kong Vang will get married and have eight Asian boys running around. Gary Her will continue spray painting birds and will eventually make a bomb to blow up the world. I, Heather Hopkins, predict that Christie Barbee will open her own club in Albemarle when it is no longer a dry town. Marci Tuker will go to UNCW and party a little too hard, but eventually become an infectious disease doctor. Kelly Rakes will get married within six months after graduation. I, Allison Hudson, predict that Erin will go off to UNC and say, “Albemarle Who?” and become Ms. Independent and find lots of men with lots of money, but never settle down. Katherine will have the time of her life at UNC finding Mr. Right. She will forever have a special friendship with ‘Tang” and “Pot” will forever want her. She will come party with me in Charleston and we will get p^icures and manicures. Kat will forever be a Spice Girl. Connie will go to NCSU with Billy and party way too much. She will finally get married and she and Billy will have dozens of whiz kids who compete in triathalons and shave their bodies, and I will be the godmother. Beth (Buff) will get tired of Peace and come to Charleston to live with me. She will then go wild and discover the beauty of lots of men. Emily will go off to Hollins and become a pro-field hockey player. She’ll find her some hottie at VMI to marry. I. Dwayne Ingram, predict that Daricus (Puff Daddy) will follow in my foot steps arxl have all the women and that E.J. will stop trying to dress like me. I, Jennifer Ingram, predict that Mrs. Hathcock will make good on her promise and add more tongues to her wall. I. Abbey Kimrey. predict that Mandi will finally go out on a real date with Clarke. Hope Miller will marry Greg. Danyel and Ross will get married. Brooke Gregory and Kyle P. will finally start dating. Mr. Fike will hit the weight room, dye his hair red. and pierce both of his ears. I will find a man and get manied. have two kids, and win the lottery. I Hutch Kirpatrick. predict that Wesley Burris and Jason Smith, tired of it all. will become strip»p)ers and call themselves Tacoman and Madonna Wayne. I Elsa Lee. predict that Sobrina D. and Jodie D. will become famous for singing songs on Burger King commercials. Sobrina D. will be with “bleached boy.” Adam B.’s children will be bom flipping the birdie. Josh H. will leave everything behind to search for the meaning of life while, of course, listening to Phish. Darius D. will get beat up by a fat chick for picking on her because she never wore tennis shoes and totally convert to listening only to Phish. I will many Kerry and live happily ever after, filthy rich, in one of my ten vacation homes spread around the world.
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