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May, 1922 THE MIDGET Page 5 The Season’s Snappiest Clothes From HART, SCHAFFNER & MARX Are Now On the Corner ALLEN CLOTHING STORE elin throws, shot puts, hurdles, pole- vaults and other contests that were a part of this track meet. Now they do not hesitate to say that with a lit tle practice the Albemarle High School could put out a track team that would stand a good showing in these annual track meets. It is this idea which has taken root in the brains of the student body. Everyone is boosting track and tennis, and from all indications the A. H. ,S. will have a snappy team this fall. Professor Stephens, if he so desired, could use all his spare time instructing the eager amateurs as to the art of ten nis playing. Indeed, ^ Mr. /Stephens has been seen of late practicing up on the game, and it is barely possible that he will remain in Albemarle this summer in order that he may be able to bring out a winning tennis team next year. Suspicions have entered our minds of late, though, that per haps Mr. iStephens’ fair partners have something to do with his fond ness for “the game.” CO-OPERATION OF OUR ADVER TISERS. So far five issues of “The Midget” have been published. This little paper has been of great aid to the English work and has served as a stimulus to the students who have striven to make their composition and theme work better. On behalf of the students of the A. H. S., we wish to extend our thanks to those who have advertised in our paper. Without the support of the local merchants and 'business men, “The Midget” would not have been possible. Business men of Albemarle, we solicit your continued patronage and depend on you to aid us in making our paper a great su.ccess next ses sion.—^Henry Snuggs.; “That sure is horse meat they serve in that restaurant.” ^ ■- * “How do you know?” “Well, I ordered a steak arid' just as I took a bi'e some teamster on the street hollowed ‘whoa,’ and that meat stuck right in my throat.”— C. Q. Mr. D.—“What does LL.D.‘after a man’s name mean?” Worth G.—“I guess it means that he’s a lung and liver doctor.” —Hill-Billy. Just For Fun. It is a' wise student that recognizes his test paper after the teacher has corrected it.—The Forester. “Correct” 4th Grade Teacher—^“Max what is the capital of North Carolina?’' Max—“ Noi‘th Carolina has two capitals.” Teacher—“Two capitalist What are they?” Max—“N and C.” ' P. .1. HUNEYCUTT & CO. SELLS CHEAPER 1 BEST OF EVERYTHING TO EAT Berry Almond's Grocery Second Street, Pennington’s Building
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