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rhpl{Q/xaJUL Store Boone-Iseley Drug; Co. Cor. Fayetteville and Hargett Streets Phone 95 and 2344 RALEIGH, N. C. Authentic Outer Apparel -FOR- fVomen and Misses : MILLINERY A SPECIALTY : Libera! discount offered college girls and teachers BROTAN’S I'IFTH AVE. SHOPS 108 r’aycttevillc St. Raleigh CAROLINA'S LARGEST CHAIN OF ONE-PRICED Department Stores We Appreciate Your Patronage Pine State^reajnery Pure Pasteurized Milk and Cream ICE CREAM ^''Thot is Made of Cream” Ices, Sherbets Special Party Orders Phone 421 'I'he best there is always MEREDITH COLLEGE For Young TV omen f % ^ POPS AND CKACKLES j P. Day: “1 wonder liow I can got fnt.” il. Allen: “Tliat's easy, cat yeast cakcs.” Admits only those wlio Jiavc four years of work in Pligh School Facilities Excellent CHARGES MODERATE For information or Catalogue write CHAS. E. BREWER President R. Wilkhisou (walking down the hall and calling): “Crnsli, Crush, Crush.” Pattie: “Were you calling nio B. J)cllingcr: “Yes, and I like to meet peo ple I can he conrjealed with.” J)ot Ifilicr: “Have you any invisible hair nets Clerk: “Yes nm’ani.” 1). j\f.: “Lot ino sec them plcaj^o.” Lena Tidwell: “Do you like conuntlrunis V’ X. C. S. Gny: “1-er-, yes I guess so—hut I never ate auv. A. IL W. (looking at a pair of brown silk liose): “[ want ;oine the same color oidv black.” “Internal organs Im wrong” by a brilliant I'hiiilisli student. (’. T.: “Arc late hours gool for one C. 11.: “Xo, hut they are for two.” ifary Dlount !M'artin (regarding her C. Symphony program with a puzzled air) : “Please tell mo, do they play all that fine reatiinu' too ?” lie wns named Thomas Henry from the Ajiostlo Thonu\s. l'\ Anderson: “Goodness! I knew there was a Thomas Iscariot hut I never heard of a 'I'lionias Henry.” ■I. ITolonuin (vending dramatically) : “The seonnilrel stabbed him in his victuals.” (vit als.) CJracc !!\Ioor(?: “He writes such an cligihh liaiid tlnit .1 eau bardiv real wbv be writes.” iS/if to Watch Jliiii, “Will yo»i bave ga.'?, madam ?” iiuiuircil tiu ilentist, as a stout, ehlerly wonn\n entered his Dtticc. “Well,” f^bo rej)lied with a iloubtful ghinc at the doctor, “you don’t suppose I'm going to let you tinker nbout me in the dark, do yon V’ ^ COLLEGIATE PRESS ^ Queens College—Tbc Phi Beta Chi Scicnce Club bold its iuitation on Saturday evening. After the initiation a banquet was given by tlu! mcndjers to Honorary Members from the faculty, the new members and several promi nent i>hysicians from Charlotte who have giv en several lectures to the Sciencc Classes dur ing tbo year. Tbc Banquet was given at the Guthi'ic Apartments and an enjoyable even ing was spent by all. Elon College, N. C., !March 20.—A unique and delightful entertainment was given hero last Friday evening when fhe Y. W. C. A. put on a County Fair in the ilon’s gymnasium. Tbo ])rincipal feature of the ontcrtainnient came in tbo form of the free attractions, con- istingof eoniic rcalings, dialogues, and popu lar songs r>nlcred by the Y. W. girls, while gay decorations, side sbows, fortune tollei-s, wienie stands and clowns gave to tbc whole the touch of a real county fair. .V faculty “take ol7” in which a sham faculty meeting was clcverly oxceutcd by the stndcnts, ])rovod to he a very amusing climax to an evening of enjoyment. A silver offering was taken at tbc door which will go towards the constrm;- tion of a Y. \Y. C. A. but. Lenoir College, Hickory, X. 0.—The Glee Club, dirceted by iCiss Lund, has its ])bius laid for Hie anual spring tmir. “The Bob(!- mian Girl,” a popular opera, by Balfe, is to be presented at tbo folhiwing towns on the ilays namel: irickory Ajiril 21 Lincolntou ” 24 Cherryvillo ” 2") Kings 31'ountain ” 20 Gastonia ” 27 Charlotte ” 28 Salisbury ” 2!) Lexington JFay 1 lliu'b Point 2 Tbc arrival of twins was told to Flbel, tbc ten-ycar-old daughter: “Oh, dear me,” said Hie little girl, “IFama has been getting bar gains again.” 'I'be captain of an Atlantic liner ap- proacbcd a miserable looking man leaning over tbo railing. “Waiting for the moon to come up, ch ?” he asked good uaturcdly. “Oh, dear mo,” ejaculated the ill one, “lias that got to come up too?” An Irislnnau had ju.st “come over” and, be ing hungry, wont to one of the swellest hotels in iVcw York. When tbc waiter ajipearcd to take liis order he said: “Bring mo tbc l)cst you bave.”' After bei]ig gone a few minutes the waiter {roturnel with a glass of water, a bunch of 'celery, and a lobster. j When about time to check him, the waiter ; returned to tbo customer, asking w’by be had not oaten bis meal. “Well,” replied the man, “I drank the water, and smelled the bouquet, but I’ll bo durned if I can Jio tbe buii;.”
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