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4 THE TWIG I.NVITATIONS ISSl’KU FOR. CO.>f.>IKN(’KMKM’ (Conlinucd jrovi \)(igc 1) Banks Foroinaii. Elizabeth Harden. Annie 'Wood Harris. Olivia Blanche Hocutt. Clara Mae Jessup. Elizabeth Kendrick. Lois 11a Kendrick. Elizabeth Knight. Annie Rnth Llneborry. Lydia Ruth Livernion. Alice Lonise Lowe. Louise Mays. Phyllis Mays. Erma Marsh Moore. Velma Daphne Owens. Josephine Waitt Parker. EfBe Sawyer. Louise LiirlGue Smith. Ruby Sydnor Spainhour. Mary Elizabeth Sullivan. Clarice Louise Tuttle. Ida Thoniaslne Underwood. Annie Hope Ward. Bernice Jeanette White. Margaret Elizabeth Wyatt. Lorna Ruth Yelvington. Edith Mildred Young. Bachclor of Servlcc Lillian Wyatt Horton. Barre Pritchett. Miriam Virginia Ruffin. Diploma in Organ. Jocelyn Cox. DiploDia in Pia)w Fannie Paul. Foy Peele. Diploma m Voice Beaulah Florence Rowland. Diploma in Public School Bfusic Thelma Johnson. Panline Penny. Helen Rebecca Sentelle. “I’ve got to go home and lick my boy.” “Why. I didn't know that was done now." “It Isn't, but he's taking a course in psychology, and he said he wanted to know how it felt.” ASTKOS HOLD FINAL SIKICTINCJ (Continued from page I) tary and treasurer ot the society. Then in their proper order the other ofhcera one by one, were called upon to promise trust and faithful work in ac cepting the resiionsibilitles imposed upon them. When all the promises were nuidc before resigning the chair to tho new possessor, our president made a beauti fully touching little speech, not a farewell speech, as she said, but one tnnt greatly Impressed us nevertheless, striking hidden and responsive chords in onr hearts. As the new officers were taking their seats, the society arose and in a body, pledged Its hearty support and cooper ation in the work to be done during the next year. The president began her administration wltli a few well- ohosen words, first thanking the retlr. ing president In behalf of the Society for the unfailing zeal with which she had thrown herself into the business of the Society, and for the many ser vices tlmt she has rendered us; then. I In a gracious and effective manner, she I renewed her promise to the Society, 'and challenged us good-naturedly to ;help her out in keeping them. Just here it was mentioned that Louise Mays had an announcement to make, an announcement concerning the prize offered for the best one-act play The winner, Jo Cox. was invited to the platform and presented, with a beautiful Astro pin, while the Socioty madly applauded. The program was concluded with singing the “Astro” song and yelling with great fervor and spirit, the “As tro" yell. The meeting was then turned into an informal social gathering during which delicious lemonade and crackers were served. SPIilKltKKS’ FII;LI» (With apologies to John McRae) In the speeders' Held the poppies grow Where speeders lie; and every day Between the new graves, row on row. Speeders still do not laws obey. Terrors they are to other people. -Vow they are dead. Short days ago They lived; drove cars; Broke the speed laws; Raced and were raced; And now they lie In'speeders’ field. Observe the traffic laws and keep them; To yon from trafllc cops, they’re given. lie yours to hold them high! If ye break them, Ye may die. And lie, In Speeders' Field. —HlOII LlKK. The highest capacity power cable in the world was strctched under San Francisco Ray recently. It covers a distance of eight miles from the shore of Richmond to Pier 41. Customer: “You don't seem very ciuick at figures, my boy.” New boy: “I'm out of practice, sir. You see most of the gents say, ‘Keep the change’.'’ “I can swear as well as my big brother.” “That’s nothing! 1 can swear as well I as my big sisier.” * Willie: “Pa, ma won’t let me keep a goat.” Papa: “Quite right, one’s enough in this family.” “Willie, what is tho plural of man?’' “Men," answered the small pupil. "And the plural of child?” “Twins,” was tho prompt reply. Preacher: "I'm glad to see that yon ii'ome to church, Bobby.” Hobby: “I do now, but just you wait \ till I get older.” Teacher: “And what was Nelson's farewell adilress?” Bright Boy: "Heaven, ma'am.'' “Pafher, did you get licked when [you were a boy." "Indeed I did," "Then what's the use of trying it on me?" “Say. Mama, was baby sent do'vii from Heaven?" "Why, yes." "L'm. They like to have it quiet U” there, don't they?” "Willie, Whitt are yon doing with ihe oil can?" “I'm oiling baby's tongue so be can talk!" Mother: “Who taught you to sa> that dreadful word?” Little boy: “Santa Claus, when h- fell over a chair in my bedroD; Cbristmas Eve," A little girl for the first time in the country, watcheil the farmer's wife plucking a hen. After a careful scru tinizing of the tedious procoss, she asked, "Do ynu have to undress it ‘.‘vet-y night?” "Have you tried the latest sociei; dance?" “No, what's the name of it, pleasoV "The Nervous Breakdown.” Dr. Winston: "Who can name one hnportant thing we have now that we 'lid not have a hunilred years ago?” E. Purnell: '‘.Me,” A monkey belonging to a family living In the fashionable Qual D'Orsay, Paris, trapped a burglar. When the burglar entered a clothes closet the monkey locked the door, and when the owner returned home the monkey proudly tui-ned the prisoner over to him. I Almo I Program Week of 21st I Monday^ Tuesday, W^ednesday: I GLORIA SWANSON IN “PRODIGAL DAUGHTERS” Thursday, Friday: WALTER HIERS IN “MR. BILLINGS SPENDS HIS LAST DIME” Saturday: CI-IAS. JONES IN “WEST OF CHICAGO” I called on my sweetie last night. Her papa was out at the club. Her mother was out at the theatre. Her kid brother wa."; out at a party, Her kid sister was out with a chum. The parlor lights were out— She was out with another fellow— I was out ten cents carfare. —Mass. Tr.cir. Voodoo, “Do I boro you?" asked tho mosanlto politely, as he sunk a deep shaft into a man’s log. "Not at all,” replied tho man, smash ing him with a hook. "By the way. how do I strike you?”—Ex. Engraved Visiting^ Cards Ask for Style Sheet and Samples ENGRAVED INVITATIONS Edwards & Broughton Printing Company South Salisbury Street ! i Ray; 'Thai. Roggiu Ileavydoiigh actually refused to recognize me on fhe avenue, I suiipose he thinks that I am not his equal.” .May: "Ridiculous! Of course, you are! Why, he's nothing but a con ceited dumb-bell!—Toi’iis ok tiik Day. HEALTH HINTS Por Fill People; Eat Simply, For Thin People: Simply Eat. Dorothy Miller who had some knowl edge of baseball look (lene Holland to a championship game. “Isn't that line?" said the first. “We have a man on every base." "Why that's nothing” said Gene, "so luive they.” SELFISH WILLII2 Willie, in a lit oE gall. Drank some wooden alcohol. Willie died and Ma was pensive, Alcohol was so expensive. —Bf.i'ic AM) Quay. .1- Allen’s Cut-Rate MARKET Invites Your Patronage CANDIES CAKES PICRLES EFIRD’S I. Carolina’s Largest Chain of One-Priced Department Stores IFe Appreciate Your Patronage ll'c !^eU it for Les8 >
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