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THE TWIG
Rutli Hoyco: "Ih Uu' in-intor of Tin-:
Twio very piirtiouliirV"
Fi'aiiroa Cherry; “Yl'm, he rnvoa It
he a iieriiid iipsijlc tlowti,”
Mozcllc Kolly: _ •'Is it true that ytmr
father wiia a iioliceinau?”
Hc*lcn AtklllKOii: "No, but ho wont
wicli them a lot.”
Air. Highsuiitii: "Why would you
expect hlondra to weigh leas on the
averiigo than bnmettes?”
Janoy Trent; ‘'UecaiiBc tliey have a
Ughter complexion.’'
Etiznbeth BussJt; "Say. waiter, was
this an incubator chicken?"
Waiter: "I don't kuinv, mam. why?"
Elizabeth; “Any fhiolten that hiis
had a mother could never get as tough
as this one. ’
Johnny Hill: “Oh, Virginia. I drenni
of you (iny and night."
Virginia Bird; •'Well Johnny, no
wonder yon look so sieeiiy."
Elizabeth Hobbs; “Mollier, where
do they keep the «'ross-oyed bear in
Sunday School?"
llotlier; "^Vhiit I’ross-eyed bear,
dear?"
.Klizabf.'iii; "Oh, the 'Holy Crosa I'd
Hoar' ihey sing alxiui all (he time.”
Virgie Harville; "When I marry
I'm going lo marry a man who cun
liilsD a noke.”
.Aliicri llyruiu; ■'Unn'c worry, liltio
girl, lh«' only kind you'll get.”
SENIOR
CHAUTAUQUA
Excellent program consisting of classical
musical, “Audacious Ann,” a three act play
(Iramatizecl frona the short story Ijy Archi
bald Marshall.
The 1924 minstrel guarantees plenty of
fun and real enjoyment with songs that send
the “glad feelhigs,” and yes—those end
men! Well, come and see for yourself!
DECEMBER 8, AT S P. M.
COU-EGE AUDITORIUM
Admission ..... 50c.
Y. W. C. A. COMMITTEJi:
TELL OF THEIR WOKK
nni»\Ksi)AV cu,u'i:i, n{0(;i{,ni
l.M'IMMi.S'l'Ix; AS WKIJ- .VS
JlaiK'hniuu (.pointing In rough rlil-
L-r I; “11i;'k hustl'd more l)roncH than
iinyouf ;iiound here, luit'iim."
Mellif l.)unii-ls; 'i-Ii.‘ juusl bamllo
iht'Mi caroh'ssly, m lirt'ak .su many (]1‘
ihcni.”
linrllni Andrews nu "Soph .Night
ore." WHS loid to slide down llic hitnis
ters at which shu nn-okly rf|)lii'd. "All
rigln. tluuik you.”
^Vill otii- iik'iixo l''li Mcllic'
Danii'l>i why Liir/y i'urgot to |int Hi''
e.'cact dad' of ".Soph .Nighr Ol'C” in tho
C':Ll:iiosnc’V
lJ::i:.\l)iri, H.\i't.c>-!|i).\
Tlio wind bl‘'w up fUoutU Slroel lasl.
night.
”.\ mull -iis III) i||.
his Coet loti'hrd ijn
I'.'llow,
li‘|> I'd' a box cut'
ground. " -TjOng-
Lih W.; "Ii
pi'ari'?"
Carl: "I i:ii
WA.V|-f;i)
fipor(s ihan
';ri yt-ii Jiisi liiv,! Shiilii ;>
f m.ii' lifor lic'iicr. ’
T') Jii.d ;i c l ish III' bi'lti'i'
■ i>n ".‘•'I'l li Xiuht CUT."
T, '(’liii)jii
(liiiL Joko ill
two skiiiln I
wa,s a j;ii I in" h' nci
WDiiniii
M. Cniljlis: "Sc. what 1:^ it'.’''
>ii; ‘'Hid >:iu i-vi r li"av
ihr sriiid. V. Ii(j showed
 'I' 'i|ia I I'a, (111.; '.vlu’ii sho
lien ,';':ic wuf- u
P. I'aiiiiii, "liiu Friiiii
yon knii','>- ir.-. D; ir,."
F. Whi(i': “I5i!i;iu:4" l.iz
taking n i;ath."
■\Vi.s('; 'Shi
Odiorwisiv
liasi a kind t'aic."
“'Yl's, ii I'liiiiiy liitid.”
Tciii'licr; "liow i.s tliri I'jirlli di
vided'?”
Kita (Ji)rrf'l.f; '•Otic'-Cunnh hind iind
thl'c'o-fo'.irlhs w:ilr:i' (.Mjcjii ihc .\lis-
sourl niver which is kali' ;uirl hail'."
“Are ymi ii mrss''UK'i' ImyT' asked
Susie UcaniH oC a iiiy in tli(> s(i'M:Is,
"No, Mam." wiis die iudiginuil n;-
ply, “it’s niy Horu too tliat ninkns iiui
walk sti slowly."
The Weduosduy mornhig cliapoi
hour was In (diargo of (he various
(•mitnlHec.S of Iho Y. (!. A, Ihiry
I’owcil .Fo.soy. a.s LrniorKralua(e Hep-
rcscuiallVL' told hrielly or her work.
She suld that it was the hnsinoss of
the I'. R. to bring to iho Icx'ai organ-
iziiiion. the happenings and plitiis nl'
IIk.' .N'aiifuiiil and In(t'rna(imuU orgnn-
ixai hius.
Hurvi'li Mi:Farhunl told oi' the work
dune liy the MenUiersliip Committee in
MiiH'tlug trains when the now girls ar-
1'ivt‘d in (he i'aii; and oC the little at-
t cm ions given I lie new girls during the
lii'sl. days, iiy the lurdrmiiliou lliircan,
which was aisn tinder ihc imspice.s oi'
iiii- ciimiiiilti'e-
Caiherliie N’ooe tild us where our
iKoni'y gucs when wo jiay it iu(n the
y. \S'. A. treasury, 'riip di'legatcs
IM to Islue RiilgC! have (heir oxi)finsos
parlially paid I'rom thc-so funds.
-loy ilcumuu lohl oi' the dodnite re
ligiiiUK work' (lone liy (he Y. W. C. A.,
in pntdng on proKrams every Siuiduy
nishr at Vesiiur servirof:. Slie also
spiike ol'' ilH' I'ai't that all the work
diiiii' by till’ Y. \V. C. is reilKioii^i,
liiti Ihis CDininillee has a more dedniii'
lihi' along which to proceed,
ill siieaking til' ihe piihliclty '\vork
I'lir Dll' Y. W, n. A.. Hoborta Crawford
>‘|:oki.' or Ihe hulletin board at the
eiilriinro or Fairilolh Hall, on 'wliieh
iMisiers are i)la'i'd I'roin time to time.
Shi' calli'il alleiilion to ihe few good
I'liuks ill Ihe V roum, wliifh remain
Dii-ro iiKwl of (h' limi! when really
liii j;Uls oiieht to be ri'ailing them,
Siitlii' f’rei'Cji i.fdd lirle/ly the work
'•il' III'.' Y, S\'. along social lines, inon-
Karp 'be i'ei'e|>tiou Klvon the now
'^irls in the fall.
tlliiilys linnvn told nl' iho communily
s'Tvicn fha( has already lioen done
I Ills yeiir and niulliied pkuiH for Ciirllier
work ol' (bis r-ominittee. Tho OhI
Fiadii's' liiime, old S(,|(UrrH ITomo.
Iii»;i)ihilfi and Penili'iil iary have all
hceii vislli'il this year and sonio form
j|‘ iii'i'vice nv i)rngriinis ffiveii.
The presitli'iils of (be Y, W. A. and
il. Y. P. 1!. (old Ilf tiifi work or (heso
I ivo oi'Kaiili-.a.(iotis, boih of (.hem being
iliidoi' Ihe Y. W. C, A„ but both wm'k-
ing towfi.rd ilili:(n(;ia ends. The ]?. Y,
P, IJ. pitrtii'iilarly is striving fa train
liie girlii in churrh monibnrshlp.
S'l'ATi: AM» HIS.
TDKICAL ASSOCJATION StllETS
liiw tin!
(Continued from, page 1)
and there is «ioul)tless little need to
urge MeredKJi giri.s (o take advantage
of tlic.se (ipportnnifie.s to leitrn about
onr own Slate and its work. We are
espociuliy interested, however, Jn the
nieelifig which is tu take piaco in tho
-Meicdiih Anditin'iiim. Friday evening,
December 7. at S;30 o’clock. TJio pro-
Kram is as follows;
I'resenialion of poriniit of Wnltov
Hines [’iiye.
Address of i’reseiiUili(m—Dr. Pred-
crii- iM, Hane.s.
•Vd.lress of Aecepiiince -Hon. Ciiin.
erim .Morrison.
.\ddi'(.’ss—Dr. Alliert .Slinw, Editor of
Thr i-h ir- of liCl ii. ws.
There is no necrl in saying we feel
lioiK.ri'd in having liio ni(a'ling here.
We certainly are gratefni lor the op-
Jioniniily (>[ liuving such speakers
annnig ns. ant! feel it u privilege to
hear Micm.
.\lan> of lu-i doubtless fool ignorant
about the imporlanl. work whicli the
Sliiie r.ih'itiry and Historical Associa
tion is doing. Perhaj)s then it will noi
be our (.r place to qnotc a foiv (>f its
piiriicsfs as giv'ii In tJio program.
"Tile c(»llection, prcHervation, pro-
diiclion and liisseminatlon of Stnte
literaiiire and hislory.
"The em oiiragement of public school
iibru ries.
'‘Tlie establisliniont of an historical
niiiseum.
'•'I’lio inculcation of a literary epirit
among our people.
"'i'he correction or pi inted miarepnv
sematioii concoruiiig Xoi'th Carolina.
"The engendering of nn intelligent,
healthy Stale pride in the rising gun.
oratioii.s."
Surely all North Cnrollniana, cspe-
•daily collegD girls, nre in sympathy
with tills work.
I.Ct II
a exniimiv yuur ryes
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ALMO
Monday and Tuesday
“Does It Pay'*
The ^\'oiicler ]')nima
Wcdncsjlay anil Thursday
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Friday
GLKNN HUNTER
ni
Puritan Passions'’
Saturday
William S. Hart
in
errihle Tolliver"
Also SiiiiHhinc Comedy
MEREDITH COLLEGE
For Young Women
ADMITS only those WHO HAVE HAD POUR YEARS
OF WORK IN AN ACCREDITED HIGH SCHOOL
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