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THE TWIG •■Well, little boy, are you going to be President when you grow up?” “No, they have one already.” PATRONIZING HOME INDUSTRY "Let us,” said the alderman, "put our heads together and make a con* Crete road." “Have you read “To a Field Mouse?” "No, how do you get them to listen?” CURTAIN Stage Manager: Lower that curtain and hurry up about it! Stage Hand: But the act is only half over. Stage Manager: Lower it, you fool; one of the living statues has the hiccoughs.” —Selected. "Hey Mike,” said a workman to the other atop, “don’t come down that lad* der on the north corner; I took it away.” Bride: What will I get it I cook a dinner like this for you every day this year? Hubby: My life insurance. ARISTOCRACY Hl-bat (just back from shooting in Scotland); We bad some wonderful shooting! Dim-wit: Ob, yes! What’d ja shoot? Hi-hat: Mostly pheasants. Dim-wit: They certainly do give the lower classes a rotten deal over there. OCH, AYE! Haughty English Lord: I should think it sufficiently significant that in Scotland, oats are eaten by men, while in England they are ted to horses. Young Scotch: Right. An’ that ac counts for the fine horses in England and the fine men in Scotian', no doot. INTERESriiNG FEATURES AT CHAPEL EXERCISES (Continued: )rom page one) audience and Mr. Breach was called back for several encores. The new interest that has been tak en in our chape] singing lately is some thing to be proud of. We agree with Mr. Breach that a singing school is a happy school. PIAXO RECITAL TO BE GIVEN BY LECLAIRE JACOBS The human brain is a wonderful or gan. It starts working the moment we get up in the morning and doesn't stop until we get to class.—A-nony- mous. Mother (at seven o'clock in the evening): Come, Ethel, it is bedtime. All the little birds have gone to sleep in their little nests. Ethel (at five o'clock next morning): Come, mamma, it is time to get up. All the little birds are up, and the mamma birds too.” (Continued Jrom page one) Allegro Vivace Lalgo Appasslonata Scherzo and Trio Rondo Moto Perpetua McDowell Liebeslied MacFayden Barcarolle, Amlnor Rubitistein Rhapsodic, C Major Dohnanyi MRS. 0. MAX GARDNER ENTERTAINS SENIOR CLASS (Continued from page one) ter. Receiving in the dining room, where delicious refreshments were served, were Elizabeth Harrelson and Bernice Borders. Stationed in the ladies parlor, and bidding the guests good-bye, were Mrs. James L. Webb, mother of Mrs. Gardner, Burnette Hunt and Elizabeth Hamrick. The mansion was artistically deco rated throughout with cut spring flow ers. The library and dining room were dimly lighted by burning tapers, which lent enchantment to the scene. About one hundred guests called dur ing the afternoon. I>R. CONNOR GIVES INTER* ESTING LECTURE THURSDAY (Continued from page one) under the auspices of the Kappa Nu Sigma Honor Society. Each year the society secures some outstanding lec turer to deliver a lecture to the stu dent body and friends of the college. This year they have been particularly fortunate in obtaining Dr. Connor, who is recognized as a delightful speaker as well as an eminent author ity on history. Preceding the address, the Honor Society held their annual banquet at the Carolina hotel. Only the members of the society and their guest, Dr. Connor attended. The present mem bership Includes of the faculty. Dr. Charles B. Brewer, Miss Helen Price, Miss Nettle Herndon, Miss Mary Mar tin Johnson, Dr. Mary Lynch Johnson, Miss Ellen Brewer, Miss Mary Gray- don, and of the student body, Iva Car roll, Hesta Kltchin, Marian Fiske, Evelyn Jolley, Frances Scarborough, Mattie Lee Eagles and Margaret Jones. L He: What do you say to a little kiss? She: I’ve never spoken to one. —Notre Dame Juggler. PORTABLE Helps Open the Way to a Profitable Career! ■‘Could you pass the bread?” "I think I can. I moved pianos all summer. —Aggrievator. ■‘Iceland,” said the teacher. “Is about as large as Siam.” “Iceland,” wrote Willie afterwards, “is about as large as teacher.” Dad: What is the proverb about the rolling stone? Collegiate One: A revolving frag ment of the Paleozoic age collects no cryptogamous vegetation. May: Is your husband tight? Rae: Is he? Say, every time he takes a penny out of his pocket the Indian blinks at the light. Jean, aged three, out to tea, was puzzled when she saw the family bow their heads for grace. “What are you doing?” she asked ‘‘Giving thanks for our daily bread,” she was told. “Don't you give thanks at home, Jean?” “No,” said Jean, “we pay for our bread.”—Orange and Blue. Aviator: Wanna fly? Lily Varser: You betcha! Aviator: Wait, I’ll catch you one. CAROLINA TYPEWRITER & OFFICE SUPPLY COMPANY m WEST MARTIN STREET, RALEIGH, N. C. Meredith College Laundry Raleigh, N. C. J. B. 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