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IF SHE’S A
FRESHMAN
She thinks class attendance is com
pulsory so one may learn more in
teresting things.
She believes a call down is the first
step on the road to expulsion.
She likes boys.
She reads assigned readings, collat
eral, the bulletin board in Johnson
Hall, and the “World’s best books.”
She wants to marry a young, intelli
gent, handsome millionaire.
SOPHOMORE
She thinks that class attendance is
compulsory so one may learn.
She believes a call down is a neces
sary penalty for a few things.
She likes boys.
She reads the State College annual
and her notes the night before a test.
JUNIOR
She thinks class attendance is com
pulsory, so. ... ?
She believes a call down is an in
excusable evil imposed for doing all
the things she likes.
She likes boys.
SENIOR
She thinks class attendance is com
pulsory.
She believes a call down is Hkely to
go away if you ignore it.
She likes boys.
She wants to marry a handsome
millionaire.
She tells her parents everything.
She thinks a “C” is what one should
not be satisfied with.
Her favorite song is “Bewitched,
Bothered, and Bewildered.”
She thinks term papers are ghastly.
She thinks breakfast is absolutely
necessary to be prepared for the day.
She tells her parents she is studying
madly and just can’t understand that
‘D” in English.
She thinks a “C” is necessary to
transfer.
She reads the year’s most popular
French novels.
She wants to marry a millionaire.
She tells her parents her allowance
is extremely inadequate.
Her favorite song is “Love is Just
Around the Corner.”
She thinks term papers are ghastly.
She thinks a “C” is wonderful: “one
needs to be part of the group.”
She reads the first grade writing
papers and “How to Apply For a
Marriage License.”
She wants to marry.
She tells her parents to be prepared
to lose a daughter and gain a son.
TheFifth Column
By PEANUT
My tongue will tell the anger
of my heart,
Or else my heart, concealing
it, will break;
And rather than it shall, I
will be free
Even to the uttermost, as I
please, in words.
Taming of the Shrew
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If you didn’t react to the lines
above, read them again.
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She thinks a “C” is what she has to
have to get out.
Her favorite song is “I Love Love.”
She thinks term papers are ghastly.
She thinks fraternity houses are wild
and wicked.
Her motto is; “What We Will Be We
Are Now Becoming.”
She thinks breakfast is what you go
to when the people upstairs get up at
5 a.m.
She thinks that breakfast is what
you should come back in time to eat.
She thinks that fraternity houses are
wild and wicked, but wonderful
places to have fun.
Her college life isn’t anything but
one long struggle.
Her motto is; “Don’t Give Up the
Ship.”
Her college life isn’t anything, but
she enjoys it.
She thinks fraternity houses are
wonderful places to have fun.
Her motto is: “Live, Laugh, and Be
Merry.”
You probably won’t be exposed
to the great truths in the rest of this
column if you aren’t amused and
attracted by this fit—so . . . indirect
ly from Dr. Cooper, of the fabulous
music department, we have an ex
cellent example of when mixed emo
tions occur in a man—^He watches
his mother-in-law drive his new
Edsel over a cliff.
^ ^
Her favorite song is “Let’s Get
Away From It All.”
She thinks term papers are ghastly.
She thinks breakfast is what you
sleep through.
She thinks fraternity houses are
wonderful.
If you’re having trouble keeping
your room door closed, think cahnly
before you accuse what might be
an innocent roommate. A man in
New York was having difficulty
keeping his electrically-operated
garage door closed. Close observa
tion revealed that it was not vandals
on the prowl, but “Sputnik” on the
wing. Every time the satellite passed,
the electronic door opened.
Her motto is: “I Came, I Saw, I ?”
Her college life isn’t anything but
one mad ball.
Her college life isn’t anything but
one long struggle.
iCAnW COHEOYi
What Makes
Meredith Function
maootAM NotriAH mil
There’s a man in my room! Lock the door!
Have you ever wondered what
makes Meredith tick? One of the
main factors for the smooth opera
tion of our college is the twenty-
eight member Board of Trustees
which holds semi-annual meetings
each year on the last Tuesday of
February and September.
The members of the board are
elected by the State Convention.
The Convention president appoints
a nominating committee. The com
mittee then writes to the colleges for
nominations to fill the vacancies.
Meredith suggests two names for
each vacancy. The nominating com
mittee next reports to the conven
tion where other nominations may
be made and the trustees are then
elected.
The members serve on the prin
ciple of rotation. Each year seven
trustees are elected to serve for four
years. After the period of service,
they can not be re-elected to the
Board; neither can they serve on any
other board of the State Convention.
The year following, they are again
eligible for election.
Since Meredith is a denomina
tional school, naturally all trustees
must be members of Baptist
Churches in North Carolina.
Nine trustees comprise the Execu
tive Committee of the Board of
Trustees. They meet once a month
in President Campbell’s office, and
can act for the Board on any situa
tion that arises.
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All of us should give full attention
to each of our publications. Most
recently you have been exposed to
the Acorn, with its invaluable source
of insight into the thought patterns of
fellow students. It’s good to read it.
if if *
Suggestion: Let’s not any of us be
so eager to miss “unrequired” events
that we pass up the opportunity to
gj-ow—such things as Reformation
Day services. Founders’ Day exer
cises, recitals. Let’s be sure to at
tend all such things.
tHii Hi
Trustees are Mrs. J. W. Bunn,
Mr. LeRoy Martin, Mr. William
Weatherspoon, Mrs. Foy J. Farmer,
Rev. W. W. Finlator, and Col.
William T. Joyner, of Raleigh; Mr.
L. N. Bagnal and Mr. J. M. Kesler
of Winston-Salem; Mr. C. T. Coun
cil, Sr., ot Durham; Rev. Randolph
Gregory, of Wilmington; Dr. Eph
Wisenhunt, of Clayton; Mr. C. M.
Abemethy, of Lenoir; Mr. Ray
mond A. Bryan, of Goldsboro; Mrs.
Walter F. Clark, of Asheville; Dr.
L. M. Massey, of Zebulon; Dr.
Olin T. Binkley, of Wake Forest;
Dr. Elizabeth J. Dotterer, of San
ford; Dr. E. Elmore Earp, of Selma;
Mr. Holt Evans, of Enfield; Mrs.
Lydia J. Kitchin, of Scotland Neck;
Mr. C. Gordon Maddrey, of Ahos-
kie; Mr. C. Parker Poole, of Fayette
ville; Mr. E. C. Holmes, of Farm-
vUle; Mr. Charles B. Deane, of
Rockingham; Mrs. E. N. Gardner
of Laurinburg; Mrs. T. B. Knight
Out of this world: On the next
space trip, it’s rumored they’re go
ing to send seven cows instead of a
dog. . . . What’s that about the
‘herd shot around the world?”
if if if
Many thanks:
. . to the infirmary staff for their
good work and sacrifice of time,
. . to our administration for the
way they are constantly working for
our good and our desires,
... to the social standards commit
tee for giving the students a part in
its functioning,
... to the News and Observer for
the good write-ups it has given in
favor of our school projects.
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Relevant, I think, is the recent
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reading from her crystal ball to a
eager young lady . . . “and you will
meet a tall, dark, handsome man
who will give you Asiatic flu.”
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Prickett, of Burlington.
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