MEMORIAL DAY
Warren & Jeff were surprised to
receive such a big "Thank You"
card from the employees. We
really appreciate the extra day
off on Memorial Day. (With Payl)
LAUGH TIME
EXECUTIVE TYPES:
Ulceroidal - one who worries
Adenoidal - one who yells
Thyroidal - one who rushes around
Hemorrhoidal - one who just sits on the situation and waits
for it to clear up.
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GOOD OLD WAYS(?)
"Modern girls are different" Grandpa insisted
His granddaughter disagreed. "I don't see how, Gramps."
"Well, take blushing. Girls your age don't blush at all. In my
day, they blushed at the drop of a hat."
"Gosh, Gramps! What did you say to them?"
FINISHED .
Graduation ceremonies at one particular school were quite lengthy, for
the commencement speaker droned on and on and on.
Finally, he paused for a drink of water and someone shouted. Amen?
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“That man in there is my
boss. If he says robins eat
out of his hands, then robins
eat out of his hands.”
"While you're in there, MissCarv,
I have one more change on Page 437. ‘