i Page THE DIALETTE December, 1941 rMUjVJB ' |[W£' MAJUM F O' r> s O jf i’ Q '^Izzie" VicL-Pres. FOOD Stickles FUTURE SPORT "Cat" Sect. Elevator girl : 'in 1 story ■ building Football PET PEEVE Demerits SONG "This Love of Mine" Stra-mberry ' Undecided Football Term Papers "Chatanooga Choo Choo" Ann President Banana Pudding Co-ed Teacher Football Thumb-nailed in "I Don't Want History Class to set " Faucette Chicken - 0 0 o - House Mama in Co-ed School Ask Her Noise "Sweet Mystery After lights of Life" o 0 o Darling Santa, ' "Oh Daddy, I v;ant 'a 'diamond ring, bracelets, and everything," oo, la, la I Since the heads of this institution are through mth you, I'd like to represent the' mere insignificant subjects of this firm we, the students I Hov^ 'bout writing us all a letter at least everj'- two hours reminding us that for Christmas you're gonna give to over 300 Montreat gals: No. 1 A drug store with free sodas milk shakes and oodles of soda jerkers. No. 2 Over 300 cars to ride round the lake in each night (in;' the moon light?) ; No, 3 A new system everybody on first class please don't overlook this, Santa Claus, aa-itfe of disastrous HAI'.'D;E at her mother's dinner par Yes, Mother_,y Hamie, —' I am having Z' .^kS'^ssts foj;^ dinneh, so 'aX lyplease be / N ^ best J L ■' 'A rbehavior. t s m \ jS V importance, ask anyone, everyone, just one 11 No. 4 Lotza A^S' on those term papers. No. 5 New permanents before we all get bur pictures made for the Sun Dial I i No, 6 An army camp stationed in Geneva Hall and the Naval base sailiiig on the fish pond—Lake Susan iii Patiently, Montreat Gals P. S. "I guess you'll have to dream the rest, girlies 1" -oOo- Scientists reports that the average blonde has 104,000 hairs. TY Uh Oh _i£il tk^'_^t Li nte^;TN;/ bow m MARY J'OHl'ISON Yes, Heunie, you may keep your dog, (Dinner .partj over.Llothor / \ Daddy L \n /If^'ii^cuss its success after the fight brightened guests^