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Life In The Suburbs
By Al Smith
OUR DADDY
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NEW DIVORCE LAWS — I predict divorce laws in
all 50 states will become federalized within the next
three years, which will make it impossible for responsi
ble persons to escape alimony payments.
BUSINESS BOOM — I predict business will ride the
crest of the wave next year and by late spring our
economy-minded nation will be in one of the biggest
booms we have ever known. Look for real estate in
vestments to take a big jump after January 1.
AMERICAN TOURISTS STRANDED — I predict
thousands of American tourists will be stranded in the
Middle East this summer because they took the in
creased hostilities between two neighboring nations
too lightly. They will be given ample warning by the
U.S. State Department, however.
MISSILE TRIUMPH — I predict the Pentagon will
amaze even Russia with a coming announcement con
cerning the latest missile triumph. This has long been a
hush-hush, top-secret item.
NEW REDUCING PILL — I predict a fantastic new
reducing pill will soon be on the market. The pill in
duces a harmless fever which burns off fatty tissue in a
matter of weeks. It will make even the most obese per
son thin, trim and slim.
FACE LIFT WITHOUT SURGERY - I predict a
new face lift without surgery will soon be available.
This will be done through the use of acids, which eat
away the old skin, lift sagging muscles and return the
features to their original state.
THREE COMING EVENTS — I predict your daily
life will be changed by three coming events: 1. There
will be no more musical commercials due to a new de
mand by the musiciaps’ union. Singing will be used but
with no musical background. 2. The Federal Com
munications Commission will crack down on all
overlong commercials on both television and radio. 3.
All contests with a prize using television, radio or U.S.
Mails will be forced to follow strict regulations and
sponsors must represent their prizes fairly and name
the true number of contestants and the winners.
HOLLYWOOD SCANDAL - I predict Hollywood
will hide its head in shame over a coming scandal that
will be felt throughout the film industry.
PRINCESS MARGARET’S VISIT - I predict
Princess Margaret will make a whirlwind visit to the
United States on a social basis next year and will de
mand informal treatment.
NEXT WEEK’S*
iBY SALOME!
FOR RELEASE WEEK OF JUNE 22, 1981
If your birthdate occurs this week ...
The first week of summer can mean a new start
Make sure your efforts are straight from the heart
p||[ Aries Mar. 21 - Apr. 19 Mars
Time for all Arian Rams and Ewes to wind up loose
ends. Wool-gathering should result in Arian knit-wits
producing some impressive new patterns in their lives.
Wedded Arians find mates more “understanding.
Taurus Apr. 20- May 20 Venus
Venus rules the Taurean’s stars this week. It’s a
Bullish time for all Bovines who make romance top
priority. In business, shrewd Taurus Bulls and Cows
sniff out success and make the right moves.
^ Gemini May 21 - June 20 Mercury
The Gemini Twin can expect a double helping of
everything this week. Trips result in your meeting
special people. Business ventures produce unexpected
bonuses. Give new prospects a second look.
iifg Cancer June 21 - July 22 ^ Moon
This can be the most difficult period for Cancer Crabs
who feel especially restless. All that seems to be gleb
ing beyond the horizon may not be a guiding light. Imt
off decisions until you’ve checked your motives again.
Leo July 23 - Aug. 22 Sun
Lots of Leos and Leonas will want to turn their single
dens into honeymoon havens during the last weeks of
June. Wedded Leo natives should start stepping out
more. Clever cats can bag a big business deaL
Virgo Aug. 23 - Sept. 22 Mercury
Mercury rules the Virgan’s stars so as the ther
mometer starts to climb, the usually reserved Virgan
loses his or her cool. Take advantage of the change in
mood. Wedded Virgans should act romantic again.
^ Libra Sept. 23 ■ Oct. 22 Venus
The Libran’s double-life is about to.be exposed. As the
weather warms up he or she will show what lies
beneath that dignified exterior. Once the Libran gives
in to that secret desire to have fun, everyone benefits.
ci0 Scorpio Oct. 23 - Nov. 21 Pluto
Lost your sting? It’s just a bit of summer weather that
has you under the weather. If you can, get away to a
cool spot for a while. You may also find yourself w£um-
ing up to a Piscean’s romantic suggestions.
Jupiter
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Sagittarius
Romantic inclinations are on the rise. Cupid’s arrows
make the Sagittarian archer an almost-never-miss
marksperson. Singles might aim for Aries and/or
Cancer. Wedded folks should target home heuinony.
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Saturn
^ Capricorn
'The Capricornean Sea Goat feels restless. But butting
in on friends isn’t the best way to use up extra energy.
Concentrate on business or romantic matter left un
done. "Treat yourself to a fine culinary reward.
^ Aquarius Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
Uranus
The Aquarian in love may find this week confusing. Be
patient. Don’t ask questions. All answers start to come
on their own. Leo lovers open up first. Virgans take
longer. Reread all contracts before signing anything.
" Placed Feb. 19 - Mar. 20 Neptune
The Piscean Fish may find he or she still knows how to
bait the hook when pursuing Cupid’s quarry. But be
careful. The one who didn’t get away may not be the
one vou really want. Net profits prove more generous.
5LAPST13Y*
TOO MANY BIG WHEELS
KEEP A FIRM FROM ROLLING
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month whew the payment is due.
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to the government’s cost-of-candy index!’
If you want them balanced it’ll cost you extra.”