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Park
Liberty Park
Camp No. 4
Sunday, June 23
Douglas Fairbanks
IN
A Five Act Triangle
Production
“Matrimoniac”
This is one of Fairbanks best
Lonesome Luke
The Funny Fellow
IN A GOOD
COMEDY
AND THE LATEST
Ilearst Pathe News
ADMISSION
10c
Run Continuous
12 o^clock noon
to 11 p. m.
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THE CADUCEUS.
ALL FIGURED OUT
Always
So
jEach
Have
Optimisim
Such
Prospects
Indicate
That
Allpowerful
Love for right
And he has it figured out from anoth
er angle—
A—1 A1
B—2 B^2
C—3 : C—3
D^4 D^4
E—5
The fifth letter of the alphabet is E
and the fourth letter is D. The initials
E and D stands for Excellent Detach
ment which means success and which
signifies a part of the ways and means
to the complete annihiliation of Kaiser-
ism and everything appertaining there-
onto.
FIFTY-FOUR.
Coming events are casting their
shadows before—■
And of such constitutes dear
fifty-four.
Old Glory will over her soar and
old
soar.
And at the sound of the cannon roar
All of our boys at the tremulo of the
dunker din
For we are just bound to win—
Over the top we will he there with
the punch
For each and every one of us have
just got the hunch
For with the spirit of dear old Fifty-
four
The enemy before us will prostrate
fall
And the allied flag will be some
thing to adore
And when upon the arrival of pos
terity—
And in after years
We all of us can look back to our
careers—
And say in reverse and pride
With dear old 54 by our side—
With supreme satisfaction and bliss
The dear old flag we with estacy
and honor kiss—
Saying to our children just see
What you all have miss(ed)
For at Camp Greene we originated
and for a time hibernated
But the final result will be the
same—
And the Boche’s will think us far
from tame
We do not aim to either come or re
main
HOW TO BE A WARDMASTER.
LIEUT. UPTON SHOWS WHY BASE
HOSPITAL NO. 45 IS INVINCABLE.
Lieutenant George Upton is just the
man for detatchment commander for
Base Hospital No. 45. He actually be
lieves that organization of willing
workers has never had a peer in Amer
ican military annals. He has figured
it all out from intial letters and num
erals and has arrived at the conclusion
which he voices in verse.
Best
The first thing to do after you’ve
received your wardmaster’s commis
sion is to lift your head in the air,
throw your shoulders back and make
people think you can be the whole
works when you want to.
Always be on duty at 6:45 ev
ery morning so the night man and
nurse can inform you whether they
succeeded in passin the night
without your assistance.
When the day orderlies come al
ways say, “Good morning,” and at the
same time hand them a broom or a
bar of soap for likely they’ve forgot
ten over night just what they’ve been
doing in wards for the past eight
months and of course they will be
very grateful to you for reminding
them of their duties each morning,
and after a while they will show
their appreciation by inviting you out
to see the beautiful flowers and birds
in some nearby wood. Always thank
them for the invitation but never un
der any circumstances accept it for
it is very unmilitary if you are a pri
vate, first-class, to be seen going
around with a private and besides your
services would be missed greatly by
the surgeons, nurses, and other order
lies and its your patriotic duty to be
around the ward both day and night,
if you can, for the surgeon often runs
upon some big terms partaining to the
science of surgery and your valuable
services will be required to help him
out.
To show his appreciation lor hav
ing such a smart fellow around he’s
likely to send you away on an errand
which will keep you away from the
ward for an hour or two. But don’t
let him slip anything over you. If he
seems awful anxious for you to gc-.
away from the ward just send an or
derly on the errand and hang around
the office and ask him all kinds of
questions concerning the weather,
the movement of American troops to
France and ascertain whether he had
any veterinary practice before he de
cided to be a surgeon.
When the O. D. comes around tell
him you’re thinking about having a
crab and cracker party in your ward
some evening and his presence would
be .greatly appreciated. He will im
mediately think you’re a real sport an-'
take you down to the adjutant who
will try to see if he can’t get you a job
where the chances of advancement
are not quite so rapid.
—By Private Robert Nikrant.
But our work is God’s work in the
main
And to do this work truth is al
ways right and sane
Old Glory and Democracy will rise
up and never will be. on the wane.
Our sons and their sons will find
54 as a memory of tact, facts and
achievements.
Many will be the Kaiser’s bereave
ments.
When old 54 comes knocking at the
door.
By LIEUT. GEORGE UPTON.