> I r I If u Park Liberty Park Camp No. 4 Sunday, June 23 Douglas Fairbanks IN A Five Act Triangle Production “Matrimoniac” This is one of Fairbanks best Lonesome Luke The Funny Fellow IN A GOOD COMEDY AND THE LATEST Ilearst Pathe News ADMISSION 10c Run Continuous 12 o^clock noon to 11 p. m. -C"' THE CADUCEUS. ALL FIGURED OUT Always So jEach Have Optimisim Such Prospects Indicate That Allpowerful Love for right And he has it figured out from anoth er angle— A—1 A1 B—2 B^2 C—3 : C—3 D^4 D^4 E—5 The fifth letter of the alphabet is E and the fourth letter is D. The initials E and D stands for Excellent Detach ment which means success and which signifies a part of the ways and means to the complete annihiliation of Kaiser- ism and everything appertaining there- onto. FIFTY-FOUR. Coming events are casting their shadows before—■ And of such constitutes dear fifty-four. Old Glory will over her soar and old soar. And at the sound of the cannon roar All of our boys at the tremulo of the dunker din For we are just bound to win— Over the top we will he there with the punch For each and every one of us have just got the hunch For with the spirit of dear old Fifty- four The enemy before us will prostrate fall And the allied flag will be some thing to adore And when upon the arrival of pos terity— And in after years We all of us can look back to our careers— And say in reverse and pride With dear old 54 by our side— With supreme satisfaction and bliss The dear old flag we with estacy and honor kiss— Saying to our children just see What you all have miss(ed) For at Camp Greene we originated and for a time hibernated But the final result will be the same— And the Boche’s will think us far from tame We do not aim to either come or re main HOW TO BE A WARDMASTER. LIEUT. UPTON SHOWS WHY BASE HOSPITAL NO. 45 IS INVINCABLE. Lieutenant George Upton is just the man for detatchment commander for Base Hospital No. 45. He actually be lieves that organization of willing workers has never had a peer in Amer ican military annals. He has figured it all out from intial letters and num erals and has arrived at the conclusion which he voices in verse. Best The first thing to do after you’ve received your wardmaster’s commis sion is to lift your head in the air, throw your shoulders back and make people think you can be the whole works when you want to. Always be on duty at 6:45 ev ery morning so the night man and nurse can inform you whether they succeeded in passin the night without your assistance. When the day orderlies come al ways say, “Good morning,” and at the same time hand them a broom or a bar of soap for likely they’ve forgot ten over night just what they’ve been doing in wards for the past eight months and of course they will be very grateful to you for reminding them of their duties each morning, and after a while they will show their appreciation by inviting you out to see the beautiful flowers and birds in some nearby wood. Always thank them for the invitation but never un der any circumstances accept it for it is very unmilitary if you are a pri vate, first-class, to be seen going around with a private and besides your services would be missed greatly by the surgeons, nurses, and other order lies and its your patriotic duty to be around the ward both day and night, if you can, for the surgeon often runs upon some big terms partaining to the science of surgery and your valuable services will be required to help him out. To show his appreciation lor hav ing such a smart fellow around he’s likely to send you away on an errand which will keep you away from the ward for an hour or two. But don’t let him slip anything over you. If he seems awful anxious for you to gc-. away from the ward just send an or derly on the errand and hang around the office and ask him all kinds of questions concerning the weather, the movement of American troops to France and ascertain whether he had any veterinary practice before he de cided to be a surgeon. When the O. D. comes around tell him you’re thinking about having a crab and cracker party in your ward some evening and his presence would be .greatly appreciated. He will im mediately think you’re a real sport an-' take you down to the adjutant who will try to see if he can’t get you a job where the chances of advancement are not quite so rapid. —By Private Robert Nikrant. But our work is God’s work in the main And to do this work truth is al ways right and sane Old Glory and Democracy will rise up and never will be. on the wane. Our sons and their sons will find 54 as a memory of tact, facts and achievements. Many will be the Kaiser’s bereave ments. When old 54 comes knocking at the door. By LIEUT. GEORGE UPTON.

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