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my dream of the u. s. a. I saw cong.ess deelaie war on (jer- many. President Wilson at Washington; I saw Crowder call ten million men in line, And they answered, everyone. I saw Secretary Baker at o.d Camp Greene, Inspecting the fields of clay; I’ve seen Daniels building the navy up. In my dream of the U. S. A. I’ve seen Uncle' Sam s boys in action, Far along the battle line; I saw Admiral Sims sinking subma rines. General Pershing near the Rhine. I saw General Gorgas on his visit here, AncT thought I heard him say, “You have the best hospital in the United States—’’ In my dream of the U. S. H. P. J. Ward A-1. IDENTI Sentry—“Halt! First Soldier—‘ Sentry—“Pass, Sentry—“Halt! Second Soldier- Sentry—“Pass, Sentry—“Halt! Third Soldier— to know?” Sentry—“Pass, FICATION. Who’s there?” “English Soldier.” English soldier." Who’s there?” —“French soldier." French soldier.” Who’s 'there?” “Who the hell wants American soldier." —Yale Record. SONG OF'A DENTAL DEMON. Oh, blithe and gay is tjie roundelay Of one of my profession; li’or what moie fair than a dental chair. And a victim in possession? I bind him firm so he cannot squirm. And then prescribe a filling; Oh, sweet the sound as the; wheels ily round, A dream of delight, the drilling! 1. The Lord is my own particular German shepherd; I shall not want, though a few of my subjects may suf fer temporary inconveniences. 2. He maketh me lie down in green pastures, formerly the property of Belgium, ^ France, Roumania, Russia and Servia, but now luy own, because I have been allowed to lie there. He leadeth me beside the still waters of the Dardanelles, which I will keep for ever after. 3. He restoreth my soul, but says nothing about restoring the devastat ed portions of Prance, Belgium and Servia, so I can’t be expected to do it. He leadeth me in the paths of right eousness for His name's sake, thus showing that those who consider my glorious deeds to be wrong are hope-' less idiots. If He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness there can be nothing wrong in killing women and children and encouraging my brave troops to acts of frightfulness in or der to make my enemies respect me. 4. Yes, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me. Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me, and my mailed fist and my shin ing sword do the rest. , 5. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies by giving me the Russian wheat fields through the folly of the Bolshevik!; Thou anointest my head -ivith oil by giving me the-'Roumanian oil well's; my cup runneth over, though not as much as it will .when I have imposed my will on the foul and traitorous Americans. 6. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow we all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the nord forever. If 1 find any one else trywig to crowd in with me. I’ll use any in fluence to have him sunk without trace. Special Attention to Camp orders TELEPHONE 1482 226 North Tryon Street CHARLOTTE, N. C. CALLING ’ROUND WAITING FOR THE MOUNT. Offered as a suggestion for the most generous equipment to pro vide for convenience in escorting a nurse on her first cantor. Near end of Hoshins Car Line Fully Equipped Soda Fountain Cigars Cigarettes Tobacco KODAK WORK a specialty
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