THE CADUCEUS 17 THE OLD FELLOW’S “BIT.” THE OLD SHOTGUN STILL DOES BUSINESS Womea have nursed and women have knit Since ever the war began; Each fellow who’s tit is doing his bit, As only a patriot can; But what is the bit that’s officially fit For a loyal and elderly man? He may practice economy, stint and save, ,. And say an occasional prayer, He may polish his boots and learn to shave And barber his scanty hair; His flesh may be weak, but his heart is brave, And he longs to be “over there.” He may practice economy, stint and save, To lessen the laundry bill. The cut of his clothes may .surely speak Of am amateur tailor’s skill; But he longs, though he looks like a rare antique. To enter the ranks and drill. MAY MAKE RECORD. REAPS HARVEST. Oh, it’s rough on a loyal and elderly guy, To twiddle his elderly thumbs. To furtively wipe an elderly eye Of a tear that readily comes. As, heads held high, the boys sweep by To the sound of the fifes and drums. Montrtal Star. The first week of the campaign for Association Men, the International T. M. C. A. magazine netted 1,002 sub scriptions and it is believed that Camp Greene will have the highest percent age of any camp in the southeastern department. Because of the visit of the “flu” the special price of half rate to soldiers has been extended another week so that all who desire may take advantage of the magazine offer After a very successful farming season Private First Class James Wright is again on duty with the de tachment at the hospital. He states that the crops have been more than ordinarily fruitful this year, especial ly in his state, that of Maine, where the potatoes and corn have flourish ed with a vigor destined to win the war. GARCIA GRANDE The Leading Mild Havana Quality all Through 10^ and two for 25 And Worth the Money! Cotton Belt Candy Company Distributers CHARLOTTE, N. C. 208 West First St. Phone 269 « # ir* V T.:, 'l■_ j. V

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