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F o I, N f & a VISIT I k The Newest and Most Up-to- Date Drug Store in the S City by Coming to •*, CECIL’S DRUG STORE Opposite Wachovia Bank & Trust Co. ;2SJSS8J?St2S2?2SS?J52;iSi?2S;j;S2SSSiS252SSSSSiS.u. W'.fiWniEIP'ifwnrnwri MONKEY GLANDS By JOE KEDITOR I I If It’s DRUGS you will find It at RANDALL’S The Store that Gives REAL SERVICE Everything that an op to !" • i » date Drug Store Carries. !; Our Big Business Guaran- ;; tees Fresh Gooda. Phones 381-882 9nae«*»amea«nMBKsa mmeucieixsisatssassisss PAY A CALL TO CECIL’S SERVICE § No. 6 And make business a pleasure in buying gas, oil and acces* series. Phone 8145—Phone Atlantic Bank & Trust Co. 1 Surplus $500,000.09 ' Capital 11,200,000.00 a Meet Your Friend* !S HART DRUG CO. I Nfcrt to P»st Offic* B Waterman end Parker Pena ® Agent* Whitman* Chocolate* Totality The Jlittle fellow at the corner sell ing papers looked so forlorn and wistful that the passing stranger couldn’t forbear speaking to him. “What’s your name sonny?” he asked. “Jim,” was the reply. “Jim what?” “Just Jim.” “Well, what’s your father’s name?” “Ain’t go no father.” “Well, who’s your niother-^broth- ers—sisters ? ” ' “Ain’t got none.” “No one at all?” asked the man in pity. “Nope,” the boy an.swered. “When you seen me you done seen all there is of us.” Entertaining “Horrors!” exclaimed the fond mother. “Look at the baby, all wet and muddy! Willie, didn’t I tell you to watch your baby brother?” “.Sure, ma,” agreed Willie, “an’ he sure kept me a-laughiii’ most of the time, too.” ; Majority Down in certain parts of Florida they marry young. A youthful giant was heard to be accosted by a friend: “’Spect ye’re purty glad ye goin’ t’ be twenty-one next week, Rufe, so ye kin vote?” “Don’t kecr .so much about the votin’,” replied the young chap, “but I’m durn glad about it so’s I kin teach my oldest boy t’ call me ‘Dad.’ So fur, I hain’t had the nerve t’ make him call me anythin’ but ‘Jake’.” MATTON’S SCHOOL CHILDREN ARB ALWAYS WKLCOMB Can^non-Fetzer i Company 'THB YOUNG MAN’S erORE” The Young Men’s ^ Store High Grad* Clothing Moderately Priced 125 South Main St ’•o2S»!iJ.c«iJoS.*2?2o2ti?S?»*2%S2;2J2*i?iSiS2»i?^.^ GET IT AT MANN’S I VISIT Our New Home at 114 S. Main N. E. RUSSELL Goodyear Shoe Shop Mrs. Monahan came waddling to the hackfence conference all excited '“Advertisin’ do pay,” she exulted “I’m iuat after selljn’ me old stove.” _ “’Tis me that disagrees wid ye.” dis agreed her thrice-divorced neigh bor. “I spint twinty-five cints t’ ad- verti.se in th’ mathrimonial paper f’r a husband, an’ nobody but me no account first answered it.” “I have called, sir,” said the bash ful young man, “to reque.st your daughter’s hand in marriage.” “No, sir,” .said the irate father. “I won’t have my daughter tied for life to a dumbbell.” “Then, sir,” wag the reply, “you’d better let me take her off your hands.” > HOLMES CASH GROCERY QUALITY GROCERIES Vegetabl**, Bread, Cake* We Carry the Following Brands of Flonr Melro**—Pillsbury—Dan Vallay « —Slorniag Glory—Orient— Mother’* Choice and M' Breakfast Loaf loti Can Park Your Car Near ^ j 11 > t ♦ ♦ » t * A Quality Known Throug-hciit the South Commercial Bank t Barbershop | Be wise, come here. We make a j specialty of hair cutting a (me I Phones 2-566 & 2866 -611 E. Green St. |
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