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Page Eight THE UNIVERSITY STUDENT December, isjg OLtEQC "mps By Teddy Wilson, ’29. Upon special request of the student body we are announcing in our “Quips” this month the school boy’s “National An them”—“I Can’t Give You Anything but Love, Baby.” Dad: Do college boys smoke as a rule, son? Son: No. dad: its no rule, it is just ob- tional. (Education of the Will) The first time I kissed my girl she was surprised. The second time she was an gry. The third time she sorta liked it; and the fourth time she was waiting. (Wabash Cave Mjan) Girl’s dad: Don’t you think you could grow to love my daughter? The boy friend: I’m afraid not sir, be cause, you see, I’m already 21. Self-Protection Mother: Nice girls shouldn’t hold a man’s hand. Daughter: Oh, yes, mother; nowadays a nice girl must hold a man’s hand to keep from losing her head. How Old is Grandad? Baby Ann: Granddaddy, were you in Noah’s ark? Granddad: Why, no. Baby Ann: Then why weren’t you drowned ? The Thrill of Parting Sue: Why is it you like Eddie’s parting better than his stay with you. Ann: Because I like the way he says good bye. The Chewing Difference A gum chewing girl and a cud chewing cow— There is the difference, I vow; What is the difference? I have it now— It’s the thoughtful look on the face of the cow. —^Exchange. Feminine Plea—with Ukelcle Arrangement Let me live in a house by the side of the road. Where all the men drive by— The men who are tall and the men who are nice, Of course, not as nice as I). ni powder my nose continually. I’ll act ae sweet as I can. Let me live in a huose by the side of ^ road. And be admired by maw. —Exchange. A Good Family Smith Fundamentnlist: (After a lecture in the chapel on “The History and Theory of the Atom). The lecture was fine. I know you enjoyed it being a student of chemis- istry. What are you doing now in chem? Senior (The chemist). We are now stu dying the different members of the halo gen family. Smith Fundamentalist: That’s fine. I know them very well. They are all good Christian characters. That’s My Weakness A damsel fair with slick black hair And eyes of blue to greet you; With kind, soft words that flame the heart And always says, “Yes, thank you.” At dances she’s not always tired. She’s always saved one for me; And when the evening is far spent, She says, “I’ve had it lovely.” Each evening that I call on her. She’s always in and ready. Suppose we miss the opera, dear. And just stay home insteady. By A. A. Jones, ’29 By Cordosa De Vane The year nineteen twenty-eight is about to leave us. It fades into the glimmering past and we yearn for the dawn of another year. We have tasted of its joys and sor rows. We have contributed in word and deed to make it a good year and to that unfinished task we should carry it into the coming year to make it better. To our mental and worldly worth we have a tre mendous debt of gratitude; to its credit, a splendid record of our accomplishments. A glorious year for achievement in sci ence, politics, invention, engagements and matrimony. Indeed it is a “Leap Year,” a woman’s vote and the President-elect. A year of peace and progress, of abundant freedom and prosperity. Let us progress as we sign off with the old year and ring in with the new. We shall not mark time, but, instead, quicken our march, even double-step, spiced with pep. We return thus to greet the “New Year;” to mingle our voices among our classmates and respective brothers with jibe and gossip of liquid music and with loftier aspirations that we may labor as siduously in a more profound meditative mood in thoughtfulness of an unrealized duty, with one hard-boiled resolution in mind—to make a greater record in the year 1929. SALESMEN for “The University Student” W. S. Brinkley, Room 4, Berry Hall, J. A. Jones, Room 17, Smith Hail, H. W. Givens, Room 25, Carter Hall, Johnson C. Smith University. Copies of “The University Student” are on sale at Brooklyn Drug Company 424 E. Second Street, Charlotte, N. C. THE ALEXANDER DUMAS READING CIRCLE MERITA BREAD AND CAKES Made by AMERICAN BAKERIES CO. Again we find it our duty as members of the Alexander Dumas Reading Circle to give to our readers, especially those who were once a part of us, a general knowledge of the present activities of the circle. This circle is composed only of upper- class men or a theolog is no criterion when our membership is to be increased, in order to become a member one must have excellent scholarship, good character and must show literary interest. On Saturday evening, December 8, a special meeting was called for the purpose of electing new officers. At the meeting the following staff was formed: J. T. Wilson, President. J. A. Squire, Vice-President. H. H. Brown, Secretary. H. L. Marshall, Assistant Secretary. G. G. Lyerly, Treasurer. A, A. Jones, Reporter. On Monday evening, December 10, the newly elected officers were installed. The installation address was given by Mr. C. H. White. Mr. White is the only charter mem ber on the hill. He said the circle was or ganized for the purpose of encouraging and developing literary interest. If book reviews and reports are means through which literary interest is encour aged and developed, we feel that we are truly living up to the purpose for which the organization was founded. COMPLIMENTS OF WASHBURN PRINTING COMPANY 18 W. 4th Street, Charlotte, North Carolina COMPLIMENTS EZELL’S INC. We solicit your patronage for Artist Supplies. -_Compl€|te lines of Paints, Oils, Varnishes, Brushes, Glass, Etc. EZELL’S INC. 515 E. Trade St. Phone: Hem. 5471. GOOD-BYE, GOOD YEAR THOMAS HOWARD CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS South College Street, Charlotte, N. C. WITHERS PAINT CO. College at Fourth Standard Varnishing Co. Waterproofing Compounds Torch Brothers Koverfloor Paints and Varnishes CHARLES MOODY COMPANY WHOLESALE GROCERIES AND GRAIN FEED STUFFS OF ALL KINDS 209 to 211 South College Street Charlotte, N. C. Telephones 141 and 142
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